Zoomers mogged me

>be me
>50 years old
>enjoying football game while pumping 25s on each side on the decline bench
>super happy with myself, peacefully enjoying the game
>go pee
>zoomer gym goblins change the channel to family guy
>come back
>super fucking mad
>"yall change the channel?"
>"yes"
>they start giggling
>"yall kids love your cartoons huh"
>"yeah dude"
>get unbelievably mad
>"GOOD THING I WAS DONE THEN HUH"
>go to water fountain, staring them down
>the hobgoblin of the pair drops his barbell really hard
>call for my daughter
>storm out without finishing the rest of my planned routine

Why are zoomers so disrespectful to older people bros? Is it because they're insecure and feel the need to push us around? And how do I deal with seeing them again? They're always there at the same time as me.

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Hahah, suck it, old fart!

go away grandpa wtf dyel

>50 years old
>on 4chang
post birth certificate

I don't expect low test millenials like you to understand

Suck my dick bro

Yeah, gum his sack grandpa

that would be fun to watch as a joke haha

Fine, arrogant little pricks. Give me your PRs or shut the fuck up. I came here for advice, not to get "dapped" on or whatever you brats call it these days. I bet I could drop all of you.

>leave
>someone takes your place
>BAWW BAWWW they took MY place!!! why are zoomers so selfish they must respect ME
It's like your generation stopped growing at 7 years old.

I only PR while watching family guy tho

just get your belt and beat their asses jesus christ

Props for using the internet

Should have just told them you were watching a live football game and to switch it back. They can watch Fagly Guy reruns anytime. You didnt even try you just got mad and walked away.
Next time try "Hey guys, i was watching the game and just had to hit the bathroom quick, Im putting football back on." What are they going to do swing on you lol

You are what's wrong with modern society. Millenials like you are getting lazier and becoming more and more of a problem and are handed everything.

I lost control of my emotions and I made it hostile. Tbh, I got up and walked to the water fountain as an intimidation tactic because they were using the squat rack right next to it. They thought I was coming up to get in their face so they just dropped the barbell really hard. I wasn't gonna commit so I just left. If I had gotten some sleep the night before I wouldn't have been scared, but I was tired and those damn goblins took my gains

>worthless name calling and blaming everyone else for your problems without arguments
Classic boomer cope
You must be really embarrased that peopke in their twenties have outgrown you.

grandpa forgot to take his meds again

>call for my daughter
So did one of them actually end up fucking your daughter?

low effort bait
if you bought this, reconsider Jow Forums

>WAH WAH WAH MILLENNIAL MAN BAD
lmao you're unapologetically a classic boomer
>why don't they respect me
geez, and you call us entitled.

Listen grandpa, everyone gets shit on here, no matter what generation you're from. Even if you never mentioned your age, everyone would have called you a bitch. Hopefully you learned something new today.
Now go suck that user's dick.

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post pics of daughter

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do it op
fucking boomers

>yall
you deserved it

This.
Anyone who unironically says "yall" should not be considered as an intelligent being.

If you were in America you could start a fight with them and then draw your CC piece. I’m assuming by football you mean soccer.

>Anyone who unironically says "yall" should not be considered as an intelligent being.
>if you are from the south you cannot be smart
nice cope, commiefornia

except that I'm not from California and anyone who says "yall" nowadays are either women or black people so it's no longer a "southern accent" thing

Nigga this aint English 2100 stfu u fkn faget

Based Boomer.

Next time bring your 12 gauge and go sicko mode on their foreheads

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>"dapped"
Ok you're LARPing

because the west is a culturally degenerate abyss that is growing ever worse
it has abandoned the concept of respect for elders
it is ever increasingly youth obsessed which is why every aspect of music/media is shallow,vapid, needlessly sexualized garbage

yadda yadda... so on and so forth. Lots of reasons.
But if you've made it to 50 and haven't realized all of this & also complain about it on a board where the average poster age is probably 20s... dunno if you can be helped

what the fuck is this? was there a sir comic on the new years after all?

>he wasn't there for the shitfest
you really had to be there to be there

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Great bait, this has potential to go viral

fuck that was gold, doubly so considering the material he had to work with last year.

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This. Boomers think that getting a job right out of college which barely cost anything makes them special.

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>took you this long to realize it was a larp thread

When do we get to gas this new breed of newfags?

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you allowed wage to be super low, and cost of living to rise through the roof.
Now we are in the west living like third world country. And it is all because of you fuckn boomers.

Kenyan kids are more optimistic about their future then USA, French ones.
Fucking hippies, you ruines our futute!!!!

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the best part about this bait is that it's completely believable considering pol is full of old people now

>waaah everything is everyone else's fault
>I am in no way responsible for the place I'm at in life waaaah
fucking zoomers

vox.com/2017/12/20/16772670/baby-boomers-millennials-congress-debt

I feel your pain bro. This happened to me the other day.
>go into gym yoga room to do abs since that's where the leg raise chair is
>skeletal hip hop kid in there too practicing a dance routine
>do set of 20 leg raises
>take a second to breathe
>kid packs up his stereo, looks at me, and announces in an accent of some kind,
>"Class of May 2019!"
>"Congrats."
>"Next time I see you, you have to be buff."
>I had just been miring my own leg gains earlier that evening, now a kid with chop sticks for legs in sagging skinny jeans is implying I'm fresh off the street NYR DYEL
>"Man, don't put that kind of pressure on me haha."
>"You have to live up to my expectation."
>he walks out
End my life. I've been working out for 6 years.

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This. Hi r/Jow Forums btw, send me some gold too while you’re at it

All right, last night I saw them again. I can't go anywhere but the yoga room or else I risk conflict. What do I do? They were talking to my daughter last night and I'm scared they'll hurt her

>benching 95 pounds

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