Did you make the 2019 manlet cutoff (6'2)?

Did you make the 2019 manlet cutoff (6'2)?

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no but im not weedfag either so it doesnt matter

She's dutch and looking for a man taller than her own tall-ass self, nothing wrong with that

No, but I can claim 6'2.
You think people walk around with a goddamn tape measurer?

Ik ben geen bankhanger?

Does that mean "I'm not a gold digger"?

However, nothing new OP. These chicks think they're entitled to have whatever they want at their command. Wants a 188cm guy, but she's 23 and looks like 32 minimum. Judging from her face and lack of even the slightest edge from her jaw to her neck she's probably already chubby. Now if she's tall herself she's gonna look like utter shit: big and fat. Tall girls can't afford to get fat or they'll look like fucking rhinos, the taylor swift effect.

And you can bet your nuts that 188cm isn't the only thing she's expecting. I can already see how she's gonna reject plenty of 190cm dutchies cause their faces don't match her perfect imagination.

>Does that mean "I'm not a gold digger"?
no, it means: I'm not a couch potato

She looks flabby though, and she works in HR. Those people are below meter maids and "journalists".

Dropped.

She wasnt anythinf special from other pics tbqh and fridgebody

>She's dutch
Dropped

Neger wat de neuk
Ik ben net ook dat profiel tegengekomen
WAT
WAT

>She
dropped

It's 6'2" now? Are you shitting me? I finally hit 6' and they raise the cutoff? Ok, time for a murder spree.

Pls be in uden

Yeah, I'd probably swipe left out of spite even if I'm well above 6'2. Billions of fish in the sea.

based manlet militant

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Oh shit are women getting taller? Do I need to start lying and saying I'm 6'3 again?

>Billions of fish in the sea
Not a billion white ones that aren't single mothers though

Ugly bitchy cunt in HR. What a suprise.

>hr advisor

lol

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Eyes of hippo
Teeth like stalagtites
Smile like a broken tire

Why are Dutch women so average? They all seem okay and down to earth personality wise, but their looks are just never that great

have you seen british women?

he right

I have seen some top cute dutch girls
(my crush is dutch even)

But yeah on average thry are kinda meh

I'm 6'5 and i prefer girls from 5'2 - 5'9
I like them a bit chubby with big tits. Tall girls dont rlly have that

>hr advisor
>dumb swim toy
>arbitrary height demands

lmao ikr like its not a dying career

>implying I'd stick a finger in that dyke

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Tinder thread?
What exactly is this Russian girl trying to say I don’t understand

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Pretty sure she’s saying that hot women are a natural resource but not positive and don’t wanna make a fool out of myself and miss out on communist nudes

That qts are as valuable a resource as oil and gold. But no one's started a war over qt's in ages.

Tell her you're gonna drill her resources

Rolling for obligation digits

what she's saying is Russian women are a national treasure

Mission failed boys

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Not yet
Keep pushing

Do I explain the joke to her or is that dumb?

Of course she feels entitled she even made it into a job: HR Advisor

I'm 6'5, it's a blessing and a curse.
In the club I'm a head taller than most people. Feels like you stick out.
But you get girls way easy

>asking

Abort that, just say it was a bad joke. Ask her what she's doing living here (if you're not in Russia)

t. Drilled a nympho German au pair for months before she moved back home. Hearing the accent is so hot when you're nailing em

Why are girls retarded?

FUCK SHE’S NOT A ROASTIE

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>You think people walk around with a goddamn tape measurer?
If someone did pull one out on a date that's reason enough to get out of there

Say you're sorry for rushin' to talk about sex

>23
>on tinder
>thinks she's in a position to have standards

She is Dutch, that doesn't really count unless you are also Dutch. Nation of giant women.

You blew it.

I don't think I ever met many people over my size and I'm 1'80.

TEll her she’s so different t from other girls.

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Im 189cm manlet virgin

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YIKES
Esmee je bent gewoon kanker dik,wat geen bankhanger.

don't think she speaks Jow Forums desu

KANKERHOER
A
N
K
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>user tells you not to explain
>just say it was a bad joke
good idea
>do both
retard

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Yall know the rules

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hahaaha perfect opener

I’m dead

spunky

"Good Morgan"

>Hi Morgan, i have a proposition for you. Can I buy a pair of used panties off you for 40$ I'll pay 80$ if you can leave a fresh skidmark in there as well.

>Guten Morgan

dubs confirms, you have to do it OP

Checked

kek lmao you gotta do it now man

despite making up only 13% of the population........

do it lad

Oof

>tfw my 14 year old self was 1,88 and could pass
195 now

the coward has gone silent.

>also 1.88m at age 14
>stopped growing since then

>
dropped

>wanneer je 1,84 bent

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>dvw geen girraffee vd

>woah take it easy bitch it was just a joke. Anyways what are you doing haha

NOOO COCKBLOCKED BY TRUMP AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

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I claim Im 6' when someone 5'11 thinks hes 6'2. Im 6'3.

"Morgan I have a plan I just need money"

Here’s how the game works

Comment what you want me to say
If you get dubs then depending on your digits I’ll go to my likes, find whoever was my 100 or 299 or 366 etc and match with them and then send them whatever you typed out

More of a roulette for me

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wood berry

>paying for tinder gold

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this but replace the name

dropped

She's looking for a green card husband you retard.

Am I supposed to say no to a free gf?

Hey just curious but would you let me sniff your armpits?

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>free
Lmao, it ain't free when the alimony hits you.

What pics and profile does a lad need to get this?

Not bad looking and fairly Jow Forums, just a recovering social autist so have shit pics

ask them their SAT score lmao

dubs confirms, yet again

ropped

Post your profile bro

1.88 in the netherlands is basically 1.80

this desu. a better line would have been
"I have received information from ITAR-TASS that I will be appropriating girlmining equipment in your area, and that you are required to report to sektor "Kolyma" for immediate drilling"

Do you even russiaboo?

No, seriously, some russian girls are impossible, and others are dumb as stones

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opped

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pped

wasted

Day Of The Dyke Breach when

>the boring 5'10" STEM studying gymcel who has a picture with a dog, a bathroom selfie, a picture at a bar with "friends" and full body shot at some mountains/forest
>hobbies include hiking, working out, watching SJW gets le epic owned compilations

I really hope you're not like this? you will be competing with a million identical guys to get a shot with a boring 5/10 brunette girl who works at marketing.