Waht is 101 of Male grooming? What do Jow Forums use for his body?
Waht is 101 of Male grooming? What do Jow Forums use for his body?
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You know you're not actually supposed to want to be Patrick Bateman, right? Bret Easton Ellis's description of upscale fashion was a giant troll
That's the point
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Yeah ok. Whatever you say, bucket crab. You wish you had an SMV as high as mine.
>t. Luis Carruthers
its still better then being me
Shower twice a day. Brush your teeth. Wash your hair. Wear clothes that don't have holes in them. Wear socks. Wear appropriate shoes for your occupation/activity. Style your hair as applicable. Stop asking common sense questions just to post vball brappers.
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>Waht is 101 of Male grooming?
wrt skincare: I just follow women's routines. Not even a discord tranny. Check out the skincare subs on (cough) reddit for inspiration but be aware some of the worst posters there are like the female equivalent of that Patrick Bateman clip.
tl;dr
Cetaphil good.
Micellar water good
Keratin and coconut oil good.
Exfoliate
Moisturize
Korean skincare products are alright but also kind of a fucking meme.
1 shower a day
cleanse with witch hazel and a cotton pad in the morning and at night
moisturize (cetaphil is a good brand) twice daily. after the morning shower and once before bed. make sure it has spf 15
exfoliate NO MORE THAN TWICE A WEEK. this is an area where you should spend a little more money in my opinion. vasanti has a nice exfoliator. you can use less than you think.
if you suffer from acne, avoid benzoyl peroxide and just go with differin. sold at any store. a little pea size at night after using the witch hazel but before moisturization.
>Shower once a day with warm or cold water (don't use hot water or you will wash off your body oils)
>When showering only wash the crevasses and high sweat areas (chest, pits, crotch, inside elbows, behind knees, feet, back, ass crack)
>Exfoliate face 2x week
>Wash face daily, moisturize after
>Shampoo hair every 3 days, rinse on off days
how to get rid of blackheads on nose
>face moisturizer w/ at least an spf10
>exfoliate at least once a week
>trim/shave neck hair
>tweeze any stray back/shoulder hairs
>tweeze eyebrows
>keep pubic hairs trimmed (doesn't have to be shaved)
>shampoo/conditioner once every 4-5 days
>make sure your hair is on point
put a rag in hot water and put it on your face for a while. then apply a biore pore strip. wait for it to harden and then slowly peel off. do NOT use blackhead remover tools or try to squeeze them out yourself. stick to the biore pore strips once or twice a week and they will become less prominent
Then why do girls always have such shitty skin?
Don't confuse Sebaceous Filaments with Blackheads. I doubt you have blackheads at all if you're struggling to remove them and already make some effort
I use a 50/50 mixture of castor oil and olive oil before bed, then apply a steaming hot towel to my face and wipe off any access oils with it, splash with cold water afterwards. Moisturizer in winter because it's as dry as my girlfriend. Traditional wet shave with Old Spice aftershave because balms make me feel gross. Might wash my hair with shampoo once a month or so.
That's not my experience at all but ok
Depends how much makeup they wear. Anecdotally, girls I've known since I've been 14 started applying makeup when they got their first zit around 12 and started caking it on more and more throughout highschool. 21 now and the same girls look like absolute trash without makeup.
I only take one, quick cold shower a day. I haven't used any kind of soap or shampoo in over 5 years. I occasionally exfoliate my whole body with a mixture of ground coffee beans and brown sugar.
Also: get a fresh haircut every 2-3 weeks, shave if you are not prepared to maintain your beard or have shit beard genetics, wear well fitting basic stuff, don't skimp on shoes
oh yeah i meant those
i tried the black charcoal masks but not a lot of success
i wasnt that strict with it tho, ill do it again today
You can't get rid of Sebaceous Filaments. Keep up with a routine anyway.
DON'T try use a blackhead remover on them fren
trimmer for legs, arms and pinus
epilator for chest, abs and lower back
yes epilators hurt like a bitch the first few times you use them but they work just as well as waxing
also, you don't have to leave your house and a nice epiltor will cost you just a little more than a waxing session (and it will last you years, I have mine for 6 years, probably saved hundreds in hair removal)
I'll be honest, I shave my everything below the neck (except arms) every once in a while because it just feels so goddamned amazing. I'm afraid of doing it often though because people will think I'm a twink
Note: don't shower twice a day, especially if you use hot water.
Also shampoo is for non-whites.
Care to explain,
That much water over a long period of time will damage skin, especially if you use hot water like most people.
I'll admit my discipline is lacking but here is the goal
>bi-weekly visits to a barber to have a proper clean trim
>shave and manicure facial hair into desired look every day
>brush/floss/mouthwash morning and night
>shower (obviously) daily. I prefer to use women's shower gel because it gives a milder base scent and will mellow a couple nice sweet notes to go along with the masculine deodorant and after shave.
>don't use anti perspirant unless you have to because you sweat for no reason. A small amount of your sweat mixing with your applied scents is scent kino to women. Obviously we aren't going for stale musk b.o. here.
>shampoo and condition once to three times a week. Just enough to keep dandruff under control whatever your needs are.
>nails trimmed but not manicured (doing too much imho)
>in hot weather use golds brand powder liberally on your nuts, gooch, and butt especially if you're angling for a good BJ later on
>trim pubes as needed but be sure not to take too much off. I don't advocate or practice for body hair shaving but if your partner is into it whatever you do you but it isn't necessary.
Not too complicated. I fail on trimming maintenance mostly
I meant more on the shampoo and white aspect.
I’ve always used it every shower.
There isn't an explanation. He just says it to get people to do what he does.
Not him but that's too much. Shampoo is to clean excess skin oil but you need some oil in your hair to keep it hydrated and healthy. Every day and unless you're just a respirating grease factory and you'll dry out your hair and scalp. Its a delicate balance because not shampooing at all will also lead to a dry itchy scalp.
After I shower, I use a face cleanser, AHA exfoliant and then a moisturizer. Then either in the morning or the evening (depends on when I shower) I just clean my face, neck, and upper back with a towel and moisturize. Shampoo and body cleanser I use six times a week because I go to the gym six times a week. I shave every day.
Is Paula’s Choice BHA exfoliant any good? I’m currently using an AHA one once a day but it hasn’t had any effect on my acne. And how often are you supposed to exfoliate anyway? Sometimes I see once a day, then only twice or so a week
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are you supposed to leave the moisturizer on or are you supposed to wash your face after?
>I haven't used any kind of soap or shampoo in over 5 years
how do u not smell?
>ugh you plebs just don't understand, you weren't supposed to want to be the hot millionaire who fucks hot girls
depends on the sensitivity of your skin really. in my humble opinion 2 is optimum. I exfoliate on sundays and Wednesdays. if you don't have sensitive skin like I do you could probably do it again on Friday. over exfoliation will cause your body to make more oil, making pimples, etc etc
so what do i do to make them less viisble
stay hydrated meme?
They're really only visible if someone is right up in your face, they'll have them too.
I don't have any advice, I just scrub every so often and sometimes wear a peel off mask which improves them slightly.
another question
how to prevent grown in hair from shaving pubic area and neck
>the absolute faggotry in this thread
I would recommend buying a shaver specifically meant for your public hair. It will have a regular buzzer up front, a flat shaver on the bottom to remove most of the remaining hair, and it will specifically say not to use it for your face.
Exfoliate. Use a louffa w/ body wash and scrub down there good the first couple days. Ingrown hairs occur because of dead skin.
lawd help me