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what the hell, Jow Forums?
post your stories about the thing we all lift for, the mires. I'll start
>always wear oversized hoodies
>never wear t shirts or anything with short sleeve
>last time i was in t shirt at uni was when i was a skinny dyel auschwitz faggot
>the other day I went to uni in t shirt alone
>"wow user you got SOOO buff"
>tfw got mires from proffesors
>tfw got mires from mates
>tfw got mires from chicks
feelsgoodman
>"I'm not usually into white guys but please [user] take me home"
Trying to chat up girl in class, she was not interested but her gay friend spent 30 seconds commenting on how muscular I was. So as a social experiment I mention how girls aren't impressed unless you're 6'. The gay seemed skeptical, but the girl immediately agreed.
>lived in a large apartment high rise in the tropics of Australia
>summer, shredded and jacked
>apartment has a pool which is overlooked by anyone standing on a balcony
>pull a sunbathing chair and relax maxxx
>a qt 3.14 on the 3rd floor balcony staring intently at me
>she calls into the apartment, her friends come out as well and stare, giggle, etc
>give them a bit of a show, flex arms and abs
>theyre jaws drop
>start taking pics with their phones
>I'm wearing sunnies so they think my eyes were closed the entire time
Feels good knowing they masturbated violently to those pics. Mission Accomplished.
Not fitness related
>mires for your fitness accomplishments
>not fitness related
yeah, fuck off
ABORT
>Doesn't end with an orgy
I'm feel bad and you should feel bad too.
>Visit granny
>She asks if I go to one of these "gyms" because i look buffed
>I love granny
haha, that shit happens all the time, the ones who say they hate white guys or won't date them are the main slags who get fucked by white guys.
granny mires are best mires ;')
cont.
>they laugh really hard
>one of them laughs so hard, she loses her phone on her ground harness
>the ground harness scatters into a thousand pieces
>she falls into the sun
Just another day in prison.
my worst fucking nightmare
was she white?
Asian
You're not me. She was white
based. I'd never fuck something browner than a paper bag
yesterday
>at college indoor track jogging
>tall tomboyish girl is there jogging. like 5.5/10 face but thin
>pass her a few times and pass glances
>walk a few cool down laps and browse on my phone
>each time she passes me she glances back
>look at in the corner of my eye, shes on the opposite side of the gym, caught her looking
was pretty nice. looked kind of flustered when I caught her looking. think she might have had autism or something for real though because her arm flailed sometimes when she was jogging. probably should have talked to her before I left
>tfw no tall autistic gf
I hate when people reply for you like this
>run into old highschool teacher at the gym
>wow user its been forever! you're looking big now
t.t.thanks
HIIT fitness clubs are a blessing from god let me explain
>Join HIIT fitness club, member for 8 weeks now
>Be only young guy with 9 other women, also older retiree fellow
>Show up early to get desired workout station/treadmill so I can admire the scenery iykwim
>Befriend gym staff (also women) immediately because I show up early and like to chat
>"Oh! user is here, what's knew? How are you? Cool shirt! etc. etc.
>Easy to talk about topics regarding Men/Women's differences
>One 7/10 (and that's the very low end, all stacys) mentions birth control
>I joke about a side effect being bone loss
>"I ate this pill then my elbow disappeared"
>Tell them about my poor mom who may have osteoporosis so I understand somewhat
>Have tally chart for how many wanted high fives at the end of classes each day
I'm the lamb and they are the wolves, I feel so pumped each time I go because of the attention from these stacys. The only problem is that I can only glance for a millisecond at some tight ass or glorious cleavage, the mirrors help somewhat but needless to say NoFap ended for me on Jan 2 and until one of them eventually gives me their number I am going to fill my shower drain with semen when I shower post workout. 10/10 would recommend
>She said to every white guy she could find
cringe. also you haven't fucked them
>I ate this pill then my elbow disappeared
am I retarded for not getting this
>white girl not normally into white guys
T H O T
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>in martial arts class practicing with other student
>qt little latina milf student watching us
>"what other sports do you do, user?"
>"uhh...none?"
>i lift but I don't consider it a sport on its own so I didn't mention it
>milf smiles "you look really good"
Made my day guys its the first time a girl has ever directly commented on my gains. Its usually only other dudes who mention it.
I’m 1/2/3/4 but I never get mires:(
>white girl actually says shes not usually into white guys
Programming successful *hand rubbing intensifies* seriously though hope she gets aids and dies miserably
its kind of weird you rarely see white girls being into asians or Mexicans. Its like they're just size queens
I wear hoodies all the time too. Comfy and hides your power level. Not sure when to go out of cacoon mode, probably when I'll mog everyone around me.
t. never gets mired
White guys can have huge dicks though so it's not exactly that. It's that women are extremely malleable and compliant to social pressures and right now the zeitgeist dictates that white men = bad so she signals her assimilation into the current cultural norms through mimicking retarded fucking horseshit like she said to you because she feels socially obligated to.
>tldr women are fucking retarded
fucking kek
>post your stories
That one time a girl looked at me for like more than half a second. Could've smashed if I wanted to, haha
>white girls being into asians
OP of the first post here again, found out that girl was dating an asian guy, and they were together when she was all over me that night
americans love my accent though
I don't think flailing is autism. maybe some sort of physical disability?
>What arm thing homie?
it was like a weird arm flail she would do with her left arm, sort of like retarded kids do
Did (s)he also have a huge nose?
I think I can feel you sperg out to this
no. also it was a girl. no adams apple or anything
eheheheheheheh Cx
yes
YES
>Walking, reach corner block waiting for green light
>Stop, look at phone to change songs
>Notice I'm being stared from across the street
>QT 3.14 is walking in the opposite direction looking at me
>She realized I saw her and smiles
>I smile back and nod, noticing her
>She blushed and stared back at the road smiling and leaves, she never stopped walking
>Green light, resume walk with a smile on my face
We both had a happy moment, it was nice.
any of you care to share some gentleman mires?
>going to bus stop while is pouring rain
>see redhead girl sat in a ledge near the sidewalk covering herself with a leather jacket since there wasnt any ceiling nearby
>I immediately sat next to her covering both of us with my umbrella while engaging in a friendly conversation
>she is flustered as fuck and laughs at literally anything i say
>we ride the same bus so we kept talking
>when im nearing my stop she starts asking my info and places i frequent and at what time
>i have to go
>say goodbye with kiss in the cheek (is normal here and we talked for around 40 mins so it wasnt that weird) she grabs my arm and slides it to my hand as i go
>tfw the streets werent the only thing wet that day
i could have asked for her IG but she was a 6/10 with potential, and im not really feeling like being with anybody right no. Made me feel great tho since im usually really beta with this sort of stuff
>she starts asking my info and places i frequent and at what time
ur gonna get mugged m8
>at bar meeting with friend and his buddies that I only barely knew
>this one twinky lanklet is there with his gf and was acting like an asshole
>everyone starts to get more drunk
>lanklet acting douchy and just acting like hot shit
>literally bragged about being 6'3
>his gf puts hand on my shoulder to walk past me
>she stops and starts squeezing my shoulder
>her hand moves to my traps and she does the same
>suddenly stops like she realized what she was doing
>look over to see lanklet seething with a stunned expression
Felt kinda bad but also fuck that guy
she was white tho
Kek. White Jow Forums autists BTFO'd
Why are you so mad at this? People have preferences
You should have seen how fast I dropped that shit
>at table in club with a bunch of friends from home
>girl starts dancing on me
>lead off with my go-to "so what sorority are you in"
>sig delt
(should have dropped there)
>keep talking/grinding you know how it goes
>starts getting really handsy
>fuck it I will to
>make out for a good thirty seconds
>she drops that
>YEET GOTTA BLAST
so not only did I deny that THOT but I found out later she was in a """""committed""""" relationship with an asian guy who doesnt even go to our uni and she was fully ready to cheat on his ass
fuck off
>over Christmas
>friend is home from school we agree to go out for drinks
>she wants to bring her friends, they want to bring theirs, end up at a pub with myself and 6 girls
>2 boomers come to our table and start saying "you know how hot you are right? let me buy you a drink"
>ignore them and keep talking to the girl sitting beside me, notice everyone else is looking at me
>look up, the two men were hitting on me and I didnt notice
>rest of the night girls I'm with try to convince me to let the olds guys spit roast me so that they buy drinks for the table
wait are you a dude
yes
hmmmmmmm
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>Be teacher
>Teach 7th grade US Hist.
>Partner work time
>Walk around to monitor discussion with my arms crossed, sweater is a little tight.
>Student: "Dang Mr. user, you're BUILT!"
>"y-you too.."
Comments were worse when I taught high school.
heh
>Comments were worse when I taught high school
Please share
>She was white
Lmao this is so typical.
White-hating women that only fuck and date white guys
Women are so weird
>chick tells me she has to pee
>look at her like she has two heads
>come up with something disgusting and sarcastic
>"What are you telling me for? Do you need help or something?"
>"yeah sure do you want to help? ;)"
I would fuck this short-haired girl until she say stars and begged me to stop.
(That's a lie I'd disappoint her in about 1.5 minutes tops and then ask for a second round and she's dryly say she's tired and no.)
>she drops that
what did he mean by this
>what did he mean by this
I meant she dropped the "im not usually into white guys" part
oh i didnt read the reply chain, gotcha. thought you meant she dropped that thang
Suck my dick
What did he mean by this
newfag
To fit maybe, been on the site since 2010
newfag
Dude you didn’t even get mired you fucking retard. Do you think ‘nice shirt’ and high fives count as mires? No one is jealous of you being friend zoned by dozens of gym thots. Let us know when you smash one and stop gaying up the thread until then
>be in group chat that consists of about 14 or 15 people
>be big by normie standards
>only Asian in group chat that lifts
>people who meet me say I'm "big" or "talk really cool"
>can't tell if they're trying to meme me
>one guy says he hasn't met me irl yet
>other people say "he's like a bigger Bruce Lee" or "he's basically Edison Fan"
pic related
>also hit lmao1pl8 OHP on Wednesday
>QT first year who's a regular smirked at me and said good job
we're all gonna make it
Read the chain again and if you still don't get it, you have to be retarded