Well Jow Forums? Is this a reasonable list of demands?

Well Jow Forums? Is this a reasonable list of demands?

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the whole mysterious thing is bullshit. Some like the dancing is petty, and the whole "religious, somewhat, also I dont care which" is confusing.

I do approve of the kids = sex however, as that implies marriage.

>not mervin

Who is mervin

I fucking hate those drawings.

What actually causes someone’s to physically write out a list for a potential partner?

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>all these requirements
>looks like pic related

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Marvin is never gunna make it.

Mentality of a child

here's the average dude's list

>takes care of herself
>isn't fat
>less than 3 sexual partners
>isn't a bitch

The skills and social combatibility are legit important. The mature woman recognizes this and will prioritize them over the more shallow (light eyes, height, age etc.) A mature man does the same. People in mature relationships can spot the immature ones instantly.

>women should not have standards for the man they want to spend their life with

>the whole mysterious thing is bullshit
Yes but in general girls are legit retarded. If you think that you can still find someone mysterious after being married for 3+ years, you have to be.

>colored eyes

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Those are some pretty good demands, but i can only imagine the creator of that list being some 6/10 thot

lol at the triggered brown eyes

i regularly creampie a blonde blue-eyed white girl

>shallow and unreasonable, goes without saying
Found the manlet

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>it isn't okay to not like potential partners from other races in 2019

kill yourself you whiny mutt. we aren't affirmative auctioning the sexual marketplace.

Ok roasties, continue justifying your superficial desires and wondering why you can't find a good man

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how is not forcing yourself to like niggers/mudskins being unreasonable?

I think its pretty obvious this was a group effort which somewhat explains the rather schizophrenic (even for females) nature of the work. I will point out that while physical combatibility and hot in a suit is mentioned neither of these imply that you need peak aesthetics. I guess being tall and goofy really was the key all along. Fuck I gotta go hit a PR and cope some more.

>mudskins
yikes. imagine being this racist. get some help, dude. there are plenty of beautiful women with dark skin

The problem with the more "reasonable" personality traits is that they're diametrically opposed. "serious", "goofy", "Go with the flow personality". The rub of it being this: they want you to act exactly how they want you to act every second of the day, or else it's not "perfect".

>less than 3 sexual partners

Lol where do you live/how old are you

Sounds fair

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Not racist to have physical preference homie. The whole thing is that they actually don't find many of these women as "beautiful" as you do. Whether it's certain facial features, the skin itself, hair type etc. How is that possibly objectionable?????

>not reasonable, racist
ultrakek, it's literally the most reasonable thing on the list if you look at how marriages between white women and black/Indian men end in 80%+ of cases.

i dont have to imagine :)

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B A S I C B I T C H

>Not racist to have physical preference

except it is you fucking retard. "white features" aren't objectively pretty, its all eurocentric brainwashing from years of white people being in power

the only actual subjectively attractive features a person can have are those that signal fertility and reproductive ability

I thnk you meant "objectively" but ok.

SO if a woman has scaly green skin and the head of a fish, but birthing hips, a giant box, and huge wonderful tits that should peak "attractive????

Also, I hope the fact tthat you're parroting the party line so closely and earnestly, that I'm actually questioning whether or not I'm being trolled, should give you pause on your line of thinking.

The list that you need in a rapist is this:
- Needs to be Jow Forums.

That's it.
Now understand which way to your "heart" intelligent men will choose.

Found the niglet

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0-2 on those sentences making sense.

im white

>scaly skin
>head of a fish

people != fish
is this the average argument skills of a racist retard?

are you even trying?

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It means that a man can either try to fit into all of OPs categories, including abilities that can't be changed from birth, or - if he's smart - just be fit and rape her prissy little ass.

Jeez - tough choice there...

kill yourself nigger. the only reason you subhumans are on our level today is because you have the entire establishment behind you.

you niggers wouldn't even be allowed in a state college if it weren't for affirmative action.

>funny/goofy
>mysterious

This

I'm not saying I'm unattracted to any non-white, but I feel like only a small, small percentage of them is attractive. Therefore my preferance is white and calling me a le bigoted raycis because of this is plain dumb

holy shit go back to tumblr your sensationalism doesn't work on rational people.

Lol, could have guessed you were white.

Dummy. Instead of just writing me off as "racist", why don't you actually try to follow the logic of what I'm saying.

Your argumen is that facial features and skin type shouldn't even begin to enter into the conversation of what someone likes or not, or else your racist. I'm challenging you. If you've ever been around a very dark, very black person, their skin is VERY different that your average white person. Feeling of it, look of it, raise bumps etc. Same for hair.

>have their life together
>have smart/good life goals
Why must you hurt me like this

probably some guy from Jow Forums

Stop writing you can't talk homie. Don't know if English is your second language or what, but no one can understand what you're saying.

>unattracted
-non-white

That's called a double negative homie. Try harder, study grammar. Conjugate verbs.

This is the most autistic post I've seen in weeks, grats

ive had sex with all types of girls. the black girls i've been with had skin like mine except it was a different color

you don't have an argument. you're brainwashed to think that "white features" are more attractive than others

imagine losing an argument and resorting to grammar checking

we are being trolled, sage

BUT ANONS, it says "coloured eyes" not "different skin colour".
Unless I'm missing something here, I think they mean coloured eyes that aren't gray.

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>calling people women on Jow Forums
There's delusional and then there's you

THis. The use of the fish reasoning is taking your reasoning to an exaggerated place to highlight how "different" we find black peoples skin, hair, and facial structure. It's so different as to feel inhuman. How are you not understanding this.

>>Tall
>Shallow and unreasonable, goes without saying.
BRUH LOOK AT THIS DOOD

I too, have had sex with black girls, but found their skin to be very different. I'd love to see you try to make this argument for hair.

More importantly though, if you'll notice you've now changed your argument from being that skin color/quality shouldn't matter, and that if it does matter you're a racist, to that their skin is identical to ours (other than, you know, being a different color).

> you're brainwashed to think that "white features" are more attractive than others

You've said this like three times. Repeating yourself doesn't make it any more reasoned or convincing when you can't answer what I'm talking about. I think maybe it is you who doesn't have an argument.

Your reptition of "talking points", seemingly to convince yourself that what you've been educated to believe to be true is actually true lets me know that you're either very young, or very simple. Either way, you should reserve judgement on these issues until you live a bit more.

I think it means any color that allows you to see the pupil. Gray is actually quite a rare color.

>>Tall
>Shallow and unreasonable
to the pit with you

not him, but it's a reasonable demand

Then idk what rule even means. People getting triggered simply over the word "colour" xDDD

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As I said, only non-whites have eye colors that are completely black and don't allow you to see the pupil.

I wish you were correct. But you're literally never going to find anyone if it's a "demand". Attractive girls over 21 that have only had sex with 3 people simply do not exist in the western world.

ooga booga like me becuz wh*te pypol are racist

paypal me

Agreed. Even still I let some fatties slip through the cracks here and there when I’m really drunk. There’s no point to it tho I never get off with them.

BASED MARVIN

Fuck off back to r*ddit, I'm sure you'll get plenty of upboats there

The list is bullshit they want chad, chad can not want kids, not like her friends, not know how to cook, have no life goals, not be religious, etc. and the whore who made this list will still fuck him

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lmao the fact that culture has now swung completely the other way to guilt about liking your same race never seems to enter into this faggots thinking

A teenage girl wrote this, why are you faggots taking this so seriously?

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>probably fit all these categories
>no gf

something doesnt really add up.

Somewhat have everything except
>Got my life together
>Colored eyes (good luck with that)
>Open to dancing

>why are you faggots taking this so seriously?
You're on Jow Forums, bud. I'm surprised a simple picture can rile so many guys up.

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>all these eye colorlets

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Speak for yourself

Don't give me that "were on Jow Forums what do you expect" shit user. If this was made by a grown woman i could definitely get behind this discussion.

>the whole mysterious thing is bullshit.
t. naive retard who does not shut the fuck up
let me tell you a story
>be uni zoomer
>roommate is 6’2 swarthy german with thick full hair, full beard, somewhat fit, lots of social hobbies, objective 9/10 to women
>brings girls back to our room regularly, but never ends up doing anything with any of them, they just cringily cuddle on his bed while they both stare at their phones
>his #1 fuckup is that he goes about picking up women the way women go about picking up men (gets in close proximity but doesnt make a move [literally just scoots closer and closer to a girl he wants without interacting],shows only through passive body language that hes interested) but his #2 fuckup is that he does not shut the fuck up
>this nigga spent a literal hour delineating every detail of his romantic past to a girl when she asked him the simple question “how many girlfriends do you have?”
>this girl was obviously bored as fuck of this dude even though she was very clearly super interested in him just a little while earlier
>the whole time i was just sitting on my bed going between browsing Jow Forums on my phone and quietly strumming my guitar while making occasional eye contact with her
>over the course of the night she went from groping my roommate->passively listening to him at a distance->staring/nonverbally flirting at me->sitting in front of my bed playing with my feet
>i am at best a 6/10 and i barely said anything
why did this happen? because women dont want to know everything about you. women are like children in that their active imaginations dream up impossible fantasies about men they like. this fantasy is ACTIVELY WORKING WITH YOU to make her more attracted to you, and this fantasy can only be collapsed by contradicting it through revealing yourself. mysterious=the degree of her fantasy that remains intact after prolonged interaction.
tl;dr shut the fuck up and be vague

On please, let’s talk about the rest the way you want on your own way for the next couple years.

Sorry friend but I’m sorry I didn’t have time for the last night but I’m sorry I didn’t have time for the last night but I’m not just a friend but I’m also a good person.

This literally a chink’s wishlist. Or a landwhale, just the person that wants this must be so fucking ugly

>On please, let’s talk about the rest the way you want on your own way for the next couple years.

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i forgot to add:
>this girl said the following VERBATIM after my roommate’s tirade: “yknow [roommate] youre like sexy but youre boring sexy, but user is like, MYSTERIOUS”
to be fair she was quite drunk at this point but the truth comes out when a person is under the influence

its a pretty good list

You know what's worst?
Being the guy that fits all of the criteria and getting turned down for being too desperate.

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Well there you go then. Don't talk about your life when you hook up with a girl. Also I'm guilty of doing his #1 where I am interested but I don't act on shit because I'm afraid that I'm somehow misinterpreting signals.

>colored eyes
Just a clever way of saying no colored people

the confidence needed to smoothly make advances on a woman comes by increasing your tolerance to the pain of rejection. you can do this either by trying and failing countless times, or you can meditate extensively. either way works.

>On please, let’s talk about the rest the way you want on your own way for the next couple years.

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Hell yeah FUCK MARVIN

>>Physically compatible ;] ;]
>Absolutely not reasonable this doesn't mean anything other than wanting an S.O. who's hotter than you. You aren't entitled to that
No it means good sex the roast even put fucking smiley faces are you on the spectrum

You're trying too hard

Only 3 sexual partners? What does that even mean? If she's had sex only once with three guys, or fucked thousands of times with three guys?

And what about age? Every regular human being has had more than 3 sexual partners by their first or second year of college. Except autists lurking senegalese anime discussing forums.

I can smell the
a u t i s m o

It's a good thing you said regular