Halp

help me bros

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Good point, Nutella it is. Your place or mine?

Sure, i have whipped cream spray too.
My house or yours?

"Danger-zone, baby!"

>Your place or mine?

>My house or yours?

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>how else would we end up as a murder-suicide?

If you cant say that and get away with it, you need to cut

Fair enough. Semen then.

Actually this. Also post pic of self to see if you'll make it.

I thought dying was the point

Because I want to kill myself. At least that way, I die happy.

If dubs OP has to

I wouldn't be dying in your arms tonight then.

this OP, better deliver

They should have a tinder like app just for meeting new friends

I'd like to end where I started.

I just thought the peanut butter would mask the smell of fish

That's called social media.

It's not though. You can't just go messaging random people on social media to become friends without looking like a creep. It could be good for finding a gym buddy too.

So I can die from anaphylactic shock instead of crippling autism

Reading this made me sad I hope you find friends user

It's called Jow Forums

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Because my cum doesn't taste very nice

>I don't want to live anymore but you could change my mind
say that

based

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>opting for a pity fuck
please.

there is no challange in doing it with something that won't kill me

roll for

fucking newfags, that screenshot is from like 4 years ago

>Whip cream
>Then maybe I can creampie you after

"You are familiar with the grasshopper, right? Its mating insticts are so strong that he needs to die to find release. The grasshopper is my spirit animal. I need you to stop me before I rape again."

because fucking a gross whore like you brings great shame to my answers therefore I must commit sudoku

lol jk Im on a rigorous diet and my ethics are unbreakable. Do you wish to bask in the eternal glory of my godly physique and have seks with me ?

rolling for dubs

Roll

Oh shit bros its on

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None, I am still a virgin.

It’s over