Why do people make fun of NOFAPers? I can't go to work without being a laughing stock now

People just hate what they can't comprehend. Even Galileo was called a heretic.

Fair enough. I often talk about my hobbies with coworkers too. I enjoy not skiing, not skateboarding, and not writing erotic fiction.

Jesus

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I'm not good at lying. Plus if I lie I can't ever back it up if they ask any further
Lifting is a hobby

For shits and giggles

nice one lad.

Lmao

Peak autism

It is. Abstaining from masturbation is not.

Let this be a lesson to never tell the normies about your internet life

madman

I made a flippant comment about jerking off 3 times a week at a co-worker's wedding but I'm the office autist so it's brought up for a chuckle occasionally

How can I undo the damage?

Break NOFAP

>abstain from masturbating
That's not even a fucking hobby, you turbo-autist.

masturbate infront of (or on) them to make you look like a less of a retard

Nugga wtf

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Weaklings envy disciplined men so they make fun of them. Coward's way of coping with his uselessness

get a new job obviously. No one will forget what you said

>coping this hard

No. We laugh at people who take nofap seriously because they're astrology-tier retarded.

What is it then?

BASED

I came to the conclusion that nofap is for weak people because I watched porn for years everyday and beat it twice a day at least and I..had no social issues or physical issues because of it.
I went like 30 days straight no fap and felt the same. What finally confirmed it was when I was browsing a navy SEAL fourm and a bunch of them were making fun of nofap for being fake.

The only solid thing that nofap will give you is the glowing skin...

Still you shouldn't fap because it's a sin I'm a Christian now and it's hard to browse Jow Forums and not fap.

Based

>Not sure if bait
Top kek either way

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become office chad and all the guys will get jealous and secretly start nofap as well

Underrated.

Based and redpilled

based

We have a very prominent politician who is openly a nofapper

The hero we need

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A self-imposed abstention
A mental disorder
A deeply held conviction

It's not a fucking hobby. That's like saying avoiding caffiene or alcohol is a hobby.

>glowing skin
What do you mean?

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Abstaining from alcohol is a hobby because it's hard as fuck

Pretty sure that's soft bullying user, you're the social bottom feeder at the office and probably the butt of every joke.
Bullying is bad, know the signs.

Why would you tell them that?
Abstinence from masturbation isn't even a hobby you dopey cunt.
Abstinence means you don't do something.
Why would you need to tell them about the things you don't do?
If someone asked for your hobbies you wouldn't say something like 'I don't draw and I don't make music' either.

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I actually burst out laughing like Homer when he sees "Man Getting Hit By Football"

You can't

Chad as fuck

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KEKED

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Not doing something isn't actually a hobby.

Actively avoiding is a hobby

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Please I'm serious they all are calling me "fapchap" now, not just on break. Do I just quit?

This is gonna end up as one of those collages that get endlessly reposted in humor threads, isn't it

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ok im laughing

you fucking absolute autists, jesus christ, this board, fuck

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>6 days
I REALLY WANNA MASTURBATE GAAAD DAMMIT

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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>tell them about the onions

Why the fuck would you masturbation habits ever come up in a work environment?

If only youd posted this like 3 weeks ago. It would have made sir's comic

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You go out there and show them your gains. Tell them, tell them about the powers you're unleashing. Zyzz be with you, men.

They don’t make fun of you for not madturbating, they make fun of you for talking about your masturbation habits. Expect a call from HR

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user, stop being so fucking gullible, you weak-ass faggot.

I too tell people of my NoFap endeavors, and they too laugh. And what do I do? I play along. Of course, I insist and tell of the perks: 'energy', not being distracted by women from my goals, darwinistic super-powers, etc. They always ask what do I mean by darwinistic super-powers, and then I go into a deep monologue about evolution, therefore how the body responds and reacts to your sex life etc. The far as they will go is to tell me I am mad, which is, for me, the greatest compliment you can receive from a norm.

I mean, what are you bitching about? Did they throw you in the trash bin and pissed on you? Or did they just laughed at a new and crazy idea like fucking normal people always do?

Imagine feeling proud about talking about NOFAP with strangers and then taking pride in being the joke

>fapchap
Wear that name with honor

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>Why do people make fun of NOFAPers? I can't go to work without being a laughing stock now
Crabs in bucket

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>plagueofstrength.com/no-fap-more-like-no-fucking-way/
>plagueofstrength.com/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are/
>plagueofstrength.com/enough-already-sex-and-baddassery-are_07/
>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Masturbation#Health_effects
>europeanurology.com/article/S0302-2838(16)00377-8/abstract/ejaculation-frequency-and-risk-of-prostate-cancer-updated-results-with-an-additional-decade-of-follow-up
>news.com.au/lifestyle/health/health-problems/researchers-say-frequent-ejaculation-could-save-mens-lives/news-story/dedd2ce2cb85c9cf6ff67f24c455dbe5
>webmd.com/prostate-cancer/news/20040406/frequent-ejaculation-prostate
>urology.jhu.edu/newsletter/prostate_cancer712.php
>frequenturinationinmenexplained.com/ejaculation-and-prostate-cancer/
>m.joe.endocrinology-journals.org/content/52/1/51.short
>answers.webmd.com/answers/5004889/what-nutrients-do-you-lose-when-ejaculating-or-masterbating-do-you-lose-testerone-
>healthtap.com/user_questions/1294935-how-long-does-your-body-take-to-replace-the-nutrients-lost-by-masturbation

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>Hey rabbi! I posted it again!

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qt canceled the date, boutta relapse lads, FUCK.

Tell your coworkers all about it

stay strong brother. Say the lords prayer three or four times and get your mind off thottery.

It will be better to be reminded about it in 2020

This is the magnum opus of Jow Forums

Jow Forums did it again

Have a (You)

Power through Christ, power through prayer

>Gibi
Shit taste

Imagine caring what normies think of you

Why do you faggots do this shit? Are you really that socially inept and autistic that you walk around talking about how you dont jerk off? Have you never talked with people? You dont talk about that shit, unless you're joking with your friends or with your doctor. You talk about work, video games, tv shows, the weather, the news, basically ANYTHING except for how much you fap. What the absolute fuck is wrong with you?

Uh,guys that guy obviously never said that. I'm a certified autist and even I know thats fucking retarded.

Fuck sake

Fucking why??

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You have nobody but yourself to blame

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OP is radiating autism at dangerous levels.
>never gonna make it

Made this in about 10 minutes

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based
and
redpilled

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nice

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"So user, any hobbies?"

"Well I don't masturbate, that's for sure!"

>"so user you got any hobbies? What do you do in your free time?"
>WELL CHIEF LEMME TELL YOU WHAT I DON'T DO

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put me in the compilation