CURE OF NO GF

i found the cure. this is not fitness related, but one thread to stop nogf posting, forever. this is final thread.

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What's the cure? Is it catching the gay?

>final thread
There's only one way to get rid of the robots and you know it

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no its becoming soiboi.

some cunts here actually arent robots and dont have gf. they say looks it is in short. but did you see that thread about le they are coming for you? very smart and well educated psychologists who are 100000000x smarter than us think everyone who lifts is mentally ill. honestly being ripped/jacked isnt cool anymore, just chug up gallon of soilent a day is my theory. if you want gf you gotta be normal as society excepts you and lifting isnt seen as normal anymore. m not saying its good but it may have negative impact on what we are talking about. honestly just hold your powerlevel in, join local soiboi club and protest against shithead bigots, act like bitch and bang leftist blue haired girls. not gf but better than nothing

basically play the game.

tell me faggots how im wrong. im not.

>being ripped/jacked isn't cool anymore
Having nothing going for you except being ripped/jacked isn't cool anymore. You have to be a ripped doctor or a jacked lawyer.

Forget about women. Just focus on yourself and they will come to you. Improve yourself everyday. What I mean by this is do things that can make you more interesting and attractive like finding hobbies that you like, fixing your appearance until you are confident in how you look, making financial gains, etc. just love yourself and women will love you. It’s not rocket science.

Wow what a faggot you are

if u aint cheating u aint plain buddy
this is just shit i came up with, and you are spilling around shit that has been said million if not billion times. what if what im saying is easy way. might give it try boys.

Blue haired bitches are ugly possibly fat, almost certainly have armpit or leg or arm or even boob hair an awful personality obviously. What the point if you need a Viagra to fuck someone like that? Don't pretend SJW's are attractive. Unless you have a literal rape fetish you probably won't be able to get a decent hard on. In any case Jordan Peterson was actually right when said rhaten who can't compete on the social hireachal create their own i.e basedboys. You know what's more acceptable now then ever? Being a nerd so long as you look good it's a lot more accepted due to fake geek culture so if anything you have a better chance today then you did 10 or 15 years ago. Get Jow Forums and you have an edge. Don't be a fucking faggot.

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you have some idea what im talking about. its similar interests and shit, even if you dont just pretend and get in panties. thats what im fucking saying. if someone is blue hair, act basedboy, if someone is weeb, be weeb. just collect knowledge about shit you wanna impersonate and play with it. also jordan peterson is faggot

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This man has got the right idea.

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hate to break to you, but hes saying just beee yourself, but in more jordan beterson im so le smart and wise way

Or man up and stop being a bitch? Escorts, sex dolls, VR porn, there’s so many alternatives for you to bust a nut. But no, you all bitch about no gf because you live in a fantasy world where life is like Disney or an 80’s high school movie.
Society is doing everything in its power to feminize men and the ones that don’t fall for it are castrated on a legal basis by the state. Jeff Bezos was the richest man in the world and his wife STILL divorced him.
The world is shit and all the odds are stacked against you. Will you stand and fight or will you perish like a dog?

i will just play right card

>Jordan Peterson is a faggot
I agree
>Be a social chameleon
This is quite hard to do on more than a surface level you engage someone in a conversation it'll become apparent that you are LARPing when you miss basic shit. I agree to be non,-confrontational to make things easy for the NPC's but it is easier to let some of yourself leak out than to construct a new profile everytime something will slip if you do that. If it doesn't you have to keep up the false persons.

>hes saying just beee yourself
>Improve yourself everyday
Are u slow m8

can you explain difference? just make lots of monies bruh and muhh hobbies teee heeee. yet that amazon guy got assraped. you faggots live in fantasy as normalfags you hate so much

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op here, this might be not larp. thats it faggots, cheat your way to pussy

This is clearly a joke. That or she had a fetish for the 'oppressed' non-whites. So the good anons don't have a chance at this

this is last shitpost boys. soiboi has more sex than le toxically masculine anons here who dream of being leon kennedy or some shit

H A R D T O S W A L L O W

Leon Kennedy isn't that masculine desu. But he passed up the chance to bang the president's daughter due to autism so he is pretty Jow Forums

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kek is this real? i played it as kid few times but didnt go past first level because i understood zero english. does he actually refuse to have sex in game?

>its real
one of us and he isnt even real

Ashley is basically a tsundere in the game who wants the Leon D but he's always focused on the mission and never flirts with her back.

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lol OP, honestly not a bad idea
this boards needs a "boohoo im a kissless virgin"-general, cuz you fucking r9k-faggots keep making fucking threads about it

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Most Normies aren't experts at anything. Everyone is just LARPing and so they can't tell either. Ask a few good questions early and you can just take an interest instead of pretending when you do stumble over an expert. Do it enough and real experts won't even know you aren't one short term.

op here, lets call this rubbing hands mode

Checked and keked. But there is something to being yourself y'all. It's nice having friends that actually like you.

you go oy vey mode with people you dont care about

This.

bump faggots. ill check tomorrow if you are chugging your soilent and going to fuck drumpf event tomorow to shag dat chocolate pussy

you don't want gf's brehs

mine just tried to kill herself for second time today. shit was fucking rough and I don't know what to do.

THIS IS FUCKING IT IM GONNA POST FOR THE LAST TIME ABOUT NOT HAVING A GF.

THIS IS MY FUCKING CATHARSIS IM GONNA FUCKING GET IT ALL OUT NOW. FROM NOW ON IM GONNA BE FUCKING FREE OF ALL THIS LOATHING.

IM TIRED OF WASTING ON MY TIME ON THIS FUCKING WEBSITE AND SHITTY YOUTUBE VIDEOS AND NOT DOING ANYTHING AND NOT TELLING ANYONE ABOUT HOW I FUCKING FEEL THIS IS IT.

RIGHT. FUCKING. NOW IM GONNA LOG THE FUCK OFF AND NEVER COME BACK ONLINE. ONLY WORK, READING THE BIBLE, AND FITNESS FOR THE NEXT YEAR STARTING AT 8:40 PM ON JANUARY 10TH 2019.


ONE OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS SCREENCAP THIS SHIT I WILL BE BACK AT EXACTLY THIS FUCKING TIME NEXT YEAR AND I WILL START A FUCKING EXODUS FROM THIS SHITTY EXISTENCE INTO THE PROMISED LAND.

I WILL FIND THE WAY AND WHEN I DO I WILL COME BACK FOR YOU ALL I PROMISE.

forgive english, i am Russia.

i come to study clothing and fashion at American university. i am here little time and i am very hard stress. i am gay also and this very difficult for me, i am very religion person. i never act to be gay with other men before. but after i am in america 6 weeks i am my friend together he is gay also. He was show me American fashion and then we are kiss.

We sex together. I never before now am tell my mother about gay because i am very shame. As i fock this American boy it is very good to me but also i am feel so guilty. I feel extreme guilty as I begin orgasm. I feel so guilty that I pick up my telephone and call Mother in Russia. I awaken her. It too late for stopping so I am cumming sex. I am very upset and guilty and crying, so I yell her, "I AM CUM FROM SEX" (in Russia). She say what? I say "I AM CUM FROM SEX" and she say you boy, do not marry American girl, and I say "NO I AM CUM FROM SEX WITH MAN, I AM IN ASS, I CUM IN ASS" and my mother very angry me. She not get scared though.

I hang up phone and am very embarrass. My friend also he is very embarrass. I am guilt and feel very stupid. I wonder, why do I gay with man? But I continue because when it spurt it feel very good in American ass.

*narrator voice* user was found posting in a trap thread the following evening

Ahem.

I'd rather die alone than date a disgusting, used-up roastie with hanging beef flaps and some chad's discarded crotch waste. All women are whores. Disgusting, irreproachable whores. Every woman's eyes dart around whichever room she's in, trying to find the next wallet to subsidize the trainwreck of a life she's created for herself. They are leeches. No that's mean. Leeches can be useful for things like surgery. Women are like ticks

Reject whores, make gains, get money. And as always, fuck niggers and fuck janny

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I can't imagine actually having a gf. I pretty much dont care anymore. There's no shortcut but to realize they don't matter and won't make you happy.

Based

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