/fph/: MOGGED edition

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>people

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Come up with new jokes you one trick pony

Based people poster

based people poster

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Based people poster

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would

Absolute whales. Disgusting

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Lol, I remember this guy having constant mental breakdowns a few years ago. Fun times.

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Get mad, you're still paying.

nick used 2 be so cute :'(

>same OP picture as last time
Weak

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>me gusta

ok ribbit

bmi is bullshit! I am healthy!

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Mathematics major here.

There are almost no fat people in any of my math classes.

So which is the main culprit for the obesity problem concerning the macronutrients? Is the Carbs, the Protein, or the Fats?

>Look at your fucking...disgusting nipples protruding
>Those disgusting fucking sausage nips.

>not even eating 10k calories a day
never gonna make it

>tfw ultra endurance
I can eat to 8000 kcal per day during training and still end up in a deficite.

I'll cut her slack because she's on the treadmill trying to unfuck herself.

didn't she end up regretting it?

mirin that bulk
>model
>boyfriend

pic unrelated

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wud not pull out

I want to suffocate between those thighs.

>thinking that's me
>not knowing how to greentext

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Speaking of mogging

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ZeRo rekt him tho (because he wasnt playing peach)

Based fat taking up all the space she needs and then some while thins cower in fear

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Doesn’t this dude look like the Chinese lady from mulan

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Trips and boogie dies tonight

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Anyone else think Wall-E is like problematic?

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You fucker, i had to watch.
How the fuck...

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>27
>will likely die within the next 10 years

rollin

>>thinking that's me
Never stated nor implied that.
>>not knowing how to greentext
Now I know you're retarded. My response was a quote from a popular audio clip. Relax.

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Was wall-e the least pozzed Disney movie in recent history? Message is basically don't be fat or ruin the planet or trust the AI to run your life...by modern standards that's extremely wholesome...

>this thing lives in my city
Please nuke dfw already...

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you mirin those forearms?

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i've just watched some "mukbang" American videos and went trough some comments.
Just nuke your whole damn country. That's why you'll never reach your peak again. Damn the degeneracy I've witnessed today.

10/10 would rattle her bones

>public figure
>2.4k followers

mukbang is feeder porn, I can't believe anyone would enjoy that h-haha

>grapevine as well

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Feels like I watched a suicide documentary.
>Those arteries slowly yet surely clogging.
>The liver cells decaying one after an other as they engorge in more fat.
>A brain high on sugar craving for more.
>The blemish thin skin pushed away by their ever growing adipocytes.
>Heart getting thicker from having to pump this thick blood.
>Stomach catching on our universe expansion.
>Mind and will crushed under heavy insulin rush.

ok which one of you miserable fucks did this

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humanity was a mistake

Why do gooks and obesity mix together so deliciously?

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it was White T Poison, can't you fucking read?

Because, from a western perspective, a gook is rare and a fat gook is even rarer. Probably a novelty response.

She mogged her competition

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That absolute unit of a camel toe

Yeah, BMI is bullshit. Waist to height ratio is a WAAAAAAY better indicator for good health.

Please stop. I cant handle thicc asians.

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Girl in the blue is best girl. Just look at those tits.

>That's why you'll never reach your peak again
quit pretending that the rest of the world is doing any better you fucking cretin

fatty detected

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based and peoplepilled

Honest question, has a really fat person ever contributed anything truly meaningful to humanity? I dont mean just be a politician, I mean contrubitions to literature or science, or being a really good leader, Ive been wracking my brain for a while now and truly cant think of anything

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Gabe Logan Newell

RMS

I guess GRRM. That fucker is going to take a heart attack well before he finishes his books.

True I kind of want to start ASOIAF but im disheartened by the fact that ill never finish it

>Heart getting thicker from having to pump this thick blood.
>missing out on those heart gains

Don't worry you can still watch the show where they gloss over important characters and plot points in favor of feminism and a eunich falling in love

Overeating. It’s all CICO

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These guys are just old tho, and not obese

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Alfred Hitchcock was a fat fuck, I assure you.

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If we're talking about entertainers then John Goodman is an obvious example.

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Oh damn, I guess ill add him to my short list of exceptions, never really looked at him up close

If they could count they'd have no problem with calories.

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That throw rug hadn't of been there... woulda been Bobby on his back, not me.

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How's Higgans such a fat fuck when he does nothing but run and eat fruit?

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fructose makes you fat

This is actually true, do some fucking research

Ernest Borgnine, noted fat fuck, lived to be 95. Zyzz died at 22. Wake up sheeple.

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tell that to my fat fucking friend who died at 27

>tell that to my anecdote

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>look into it

too bad a hunter didn't shoot her

>tfw too fat to get on bed
>tfw too stupid to put wedge under wheels
what is going on with my country?

keep in mind he did die of a heart attack, but this guy

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