Wake up

>Wake up
>Use the bathroom
>Eat breakfast
>Check out Alphadestiny's latest video as I sip on my pre
>Set PR in my homegym
>Hit up tinder for some easy pipe

What's your Jow Forums morning ritual?

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>>Hit up tinder for some easy pipe
HUH, I thought thats what grindr was for. Didn't know faggots used tindr.

The way he talks get me inspired to lift too. Alex is quite the charismatic character

Femanon here. I love the way Alex's lats bulge out in that pic. I wonder how much his lower body bulges out if you're catching what I mean

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Alphadestiny looks like THAT?

>wake up
>take a gram of caffeine via pill form
>listen to metal for about an hour
>from here I have a few options, it depends on what day it is
>option 1: go to work
>option 2: go workout
>option 3: contemplate suicide

>Use bathroom
>1 scoop whey
>check 4chen and youtube
>pull up for a few reps
>bath
>breakfast
>goto work

>take a gram of caffeine
Wew. Taking 600mg makes me feel like puking. This doesn't fuck you up?

>wake up
>eat
>drink coffee
>shit
>wash
>thank God I'm not a balding 5'3 midget with a pube beard
>laugh at Manlet Destiny on Jow Forums
>go to work
>work out
>fuck gf
>come home and relax

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How much do you shit in the morning? Is it better to shit in the evening before going to bed or in the morning after waking up? Is your shit actually ever black? Or brown? Or rather the color of curry (sand-colored)?

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Cringe

Wow this alpha destiny guy is really impressive and handsome

Hi, Alex.

Black shit means you have an intestinal bleed.

Sounds exciting! Have you made any experiences with that? Or how do you know?

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>Wake up
>Use the bathroom
>Eat breakfast
>Check out Copedestiny's latest video as I sip on my pre
>Set PR in my globohomo gym
>Nut in my gf raw

What's your Jow Forums morning ritual?

You dont have to pretend to be a girl user we are all a little gay here

Cool! I'll look into it. I'm currently suspecting to be allergic to my own sperm.

Porn addiction is worse to come by than nicotine/cigarette addiction. I noticed fapping early in the morning instead of in the evening helps getting rid of it.

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>Don't wake up because I don't sleep
>Don't use the bathroom because I'm doing nopee and nopoo
>Check out Eric Bugenhagen's newest video as I guzzle a pot of coffee
>Set numerous PRs in my garage
>Nut in your gf raw

>Check out Eric Bugenhagen's newest video as I guzzle a pot of coffee
Only fitting for a basedboy to watch basedboy youtubers

Had quite a few of those already (had clay colored, yellow, greasy foul smelling, foul smelling green, black, dark red), but seem to be healthy rn. Everything went better than expected!

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Do GOMAD and you might encounter the illusive albino like I did

Suggest your fav metal album

ive hit an all time PR of 160kg bench 3x3 using naturally enhanced and i havent done raw bench in 1.5 months, only lots of dips, volume tripces work and banded cg bench. concurrent periodizaion works

Kek, based as fuck

About to hit a 2pl8 OHP here