One chance to make it in life and be happy

>one chance to make it in life and be happy
>born in Lithuania

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>once chance in this garbage ass mmo
born in estonia, equally as bad as lithuania

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Why's so bad baltic boys?

>oh no, my life is so shit because I'm born in the EU :(
Dumb first worlders. You could literally move to Germany or Sweden right now if you wanted to

>just move to another country haha
>it's so easy
>just like learn the language
>just like, get the starting funds lmao it's easy
>just like FIND A JOB HAHA

I love this song so much I used to sing it every day in the shower. My sister actually started complaining because it would take me too long to finish.

Lithuania is comfy user. Love it here. Wouldnt ever want to leave, but it would be nice to find friends who arent gopniks or diasporas.

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At least you guys have pretty girls

This isn't the Hey There Delilah thread.

> Oh no I was born European and know English
> I'LL NEVER MAKE IT

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It's all possible if you're not an excuse making faggot

What even happens in the Baltic countries? All I know is that Estonians ferry to Finland for cheaper alcohol

>not in a third world shithole
>not born asian
>not born nigger
>not born allahu akbar
>not born porch monkey
yeah whatever you privileged fuck the only thing you lost at in the birth lottery was being male

Could say the same for Latvia, basically a Soviet Union country that just managed to get into EU

I know that pheel. It's all so bleak. I don't see any hope of anything good happening to me. Something sucked out every bit of life out of me.

At least you weren't born as a mutt in a third world country like me.

The average income here is roughly 450 US dollars per month, nepotism and corruption is rampant, infrastructure is subpar, the job market is unforgiving, education is absolute shit, our economic policy is fucking retarded and harmful etc.

Needless to say I'm indefinitely stuck in a country without opportunities for anything at all.

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Everything here is the same, except our minimal pay is even lower, plus all of our people are leaving and the country is the fastest dying country in Europe.

>eastern europe
>not a third world shithole
Try again, pal.

>all of our people are leaving and the country is the fastest dying country in Europe.

At least you won't have to deal with niggers and economic migrants like in other countries.

Don't feel bad about not living in "fun" countries like the US or Germany, unless you are rich fag. they are going to become third nightmarish hellholes in your lifetime.

I would move to the country side if I were you.

Estonia is decent, by far best of the baltic states.

Depopulation. Once they had freedom from evil ruskie and liberty to govern their own country everyone decided to pack up and leave, unironically 1/5th of population just up and went, only old people left.

>At least you won't have to deal with niggers and economic migrants like in other countries.
Eu is working hard for balticum to take on their quota of refugees.

>Don't feel bad about not living in "fun" countries like the US
Would never want to live in that shithole, even Russia would be better.

Second world, by definition.

Lithuania does at least have interesting history and is ethnically clean, poor Latvia has nothing.

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zinau ta jausma

>EU
>first world
Yeah, right. Half of the EU belongs to the second world. Some parts of it (like southern italy) are honestly worse than some parts of the third world.

Which one? Ukraine? Moldova?

Are you a lying jew or a brainlet pol incel?

Hey Lithuania I wanted to ask you something. I understand you guys still have paganism that survived in remote areas. Do you guys have something like shamans? I would wish to study under one, to clarify I have survived a lethal illness as a child so I'm already pre-inclined to magic, just need someone to teach me

Why do you Jow Forumstards always have homosexual cuck fantasies about being assraped by migrants?

what's it like living on denial about immigration?

>tfw there will be a weeb meetup soon
>want to go to meet other weebs and talk about anime
>realize it will be filled with girls that bring their Chad bfs, kids under 18 and trannies

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What do you know about immigration? Other than what your gay butt buddies at Jow Forums fantasize of?

Are there any smelly Lithuanian girl neets here? Not talking about girl(male) ones. Well maybe I am. Any smelly Lithuanian girls here?

>georgia caucasus reporting
embrace the cheeki breeki eastbros

>What do you know about immigration?
May I ask you the same question? You are fucking retard if you think immigration is not a issue in the developed world.

As someone that is also from one of the less common countries I have to tell you from experience your chances are slim to none to find one. US, UK, AUS have a shot at this, we don't

You are a burger who gets all his news from alex jones or foxnews. When's the last time you left the basement?

Why does she have to be smelly? And what should she smell of, sweat, pee, something else?

I want everyone from the UK to die

Because smelly girls are lewd.

>tfw smelly NEET gf who unironically stinks now because she didnt shower for a long time
>people think shes cute and nice, but they dont know the truth that she just plays games, watches weebshit and eats whatever she finds in the fridge even if its epired or from the ground
Its an abstract kind of feel

Lots of them in Altai in Siberia, paganism in Lithuania is literally a meme. (not to say the paganism in Siberia isn't, but they actually practice it).

The question is how to find neet girls(female) in Lithuania that also like neet girls(female)

Fuck you I'm living in south east asia and I got stuck with this chink shit

Do they also have to be smelly?
Also all females are lesbians so just find a smelly Lithuanian neet gf.

Religion in general is one big meme here. Only a few old people practice it, but even they despise the church more often than not. The only religion that people care about is basketball.

They can be whatever feels nice to them i dont mind.
>girls are lesbian here
But no neet girls because its almost impossible to be a neet.

How about bi girls that are not quite neet, but study something so their parents don't yell, but don't really focus on it because it's useless.

Sure it's possible they just have to live with their parents or work on the internet. The fact that living is so cheap here and you can make money on twitch or porn websites or some shit makes neeting in Lituhania viable as fuck. But I guess fist fucking yourself is considered a job for women, huh?

>3d porn addicts and camwhores
Ew. But i noticed many people do art or coding work and earn good pay here thats around average wage while only investing a couple hours each day.
Doesnt matter then as long as we can be together and have an unhealthy obssession over one another

Too bad i'm from Poland and in the far Western side then.

Just go there, even if you don't talk to anyone

Are you a girl and into men?

>one chance to make it in life and be happy
>born in normalfag Australia
just let me die

Yeah i'll go there regardless. Need to finally start learning to socialize. Even if I don't talk, should at least put myself in social situations, even if they're low quality. Gotta start somewhere.

I can't really say I "love" Lithuania, but I am content with living here.
The place reflects how I am inside. It all fits.

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At least everyone born in a place with shit oppurtunities has an excuse to not make it. You're not constantly letting your loved ones down as everyone but you has their shit together. If anything your parents should have known this would happen when they decided to have you.

Christ, after being a NEET for 2 years at the age of 25 my mother is trying to get me to go to a "healing communal living retreat", as if my entire character of being will magically become functional that easily. Her desperation for positive change makes her such a sucker for these kinds of scams. For all our flashy toys, the USA can be a real fucking joke for anyone who doesn't live the perfect consumer life.

I really need to apply for NEETbux

I meant to make the first post but i was banned.

Baltic and scandi bois are CUTE
CUUUUUTE!!!

Love is a strong word. I really wish it improved, but I like the region. Relatively safe, homogeneous and all that. No real natural disasters, dangerous wildlife, good nature overall. With everything moving more and more to IT, it's not too hard to earn money and be content without having to work in any of the companies here. The people are quite grim and depressing, but it doesn't feel too bad. I'd take this over the western shit where everyone jumps in your face and start mob dancing.

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If you're not a newfag you should remember girls posting in balt. There have been at least three lithuanian and one estonian girls(female) posting there.

Weather can be a bit grim, but it's not all that bad here. Cheer up, you cunt.

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God I really wish I lived there Dense forests and endless climbing trees seem like heaven on earth. you people are so damn lucky
Climbing up to high places really excites me and I love it It kept me from kermitting suicide when I was younger