Would you rather be
fucking jacked with a 5 inch penis
a skinny fuck with a 9 inch penis
Would you rather be
Would you rather be
Does your dick shrink when you gain weight or is it a hard reset? Id take skinny and hung and just bulk again, its easy if you know what youre doing
What is this retarded question?
Thots like skinny guys anyway, the real question is
9 inch penis, 5/10 loooks
5 inch penis, 9/10 looks
9 inch dick then i just lift hard and now im god himself lmao suck my new 9 inch dick you fucking inbred retard
lol i am already the second
A skinny fuck can get ripped, a small dick cannot grow.
The surgeries available are far from safe and not always effective. At best you'd have a 7 inch dick, they can't double your dick or even get close to doubling it.
A 9 inch dick is probably the biggest most girls you'd ever be with had seen. That is a huge confidence boost.
Meanwhile I'm packing a 7 incher and I know that most chicks have seen a bigger dick. It's like the minimum size for porn, which everyone has seen, so they may even think my cock is small.
Doesn't really fuck me up because I'm not an insecure faggot but I cannot deny that it would be cool to have the statistically likely biggest dick in any group of 1000 men.
depends if its permanent or not, id much rather be a dyel with a big dick and just go to the gym then be a meat titan with a tiny one
Damn, I used at least half of these copes. No way a woman wrote these, must be an insider.
how many can you check off this list?
doesn't matter because I'll never get to use it anyway
Why do men like to humiliate themselves, why does anyone invest so much time into a chart.
Jow Forums is all about injecting insecurities directly into the bloodstream and then using them as fuel to lift.
only a 7x5.5"
Fucking kill me now
why do men like to humiliate themselves
Big fucking question user you're going to have to start with the Greeks
why does anyone invest so much time into an image like this
Because it's fun, easy, and hilarious.
9/10 because of there are 100 women chasing you only a few of them will ever see your dick, and by then they don’t care
If you’re a 5/10 you’ll get at max 2 to 5 choices so your chances of ever putting it to use are zilch.
C O P E
Typical virgins with a big dick wanting the world to feel bad their pain so they try to mog dicklets
Always funny seeing this shit
nigga you the coping one
imagine thinking 9 inches is the ideal length, women can't cum with any less than 11
I have the same dick. Been with a woman whose husbands dick is huge, usually takes them 5 minutes just for him to get it in.
Whether mine is better or not i dont know, but she is more attracted to me and in the right angles she loves my dick.
Just learn how to use it better.
2nd one. Then I'd just work up to having a better body.
Come on bro, there are virgins in here that will believe this shit
I am going to make it bros?
tfw only 7.5x5.5 :(
hold me Jow Forums
tfw skinny guy with 2 plate squat and 8in non-jewed penis
9 inches probably doesn't exist, as nothing even close to that has been measured in a legit study. So having one of those probably would be worth it for the novelty alone.
It's rare, but I have no doubt in my mind that there people with 9"ers
I only date girls with small vaginas. So my average dick feels big.
What do you think is more likely, that every legit urological study on the subject is lying for god knows what reason or that people on the internet are either liars, can't measure or make a bunch of rounding errors? If you think the former, I've got a bridge to sell you.
I have yet to see a legit study that included one, I know percentile charts are sometimes include them but those are usually derived and not necessarily indicative of the actual measured range.
user, you realize that is way bigger than average right? For some girls it'll be too big?
I have 6.3 inches and my gf sometimes winces because I go too deep.
Go to the "bigdickproblems" subreddit and ask someone for proof.
I guarentee some one will take you up on the offer
Not an argument
What's weird is that I mostly hear women defending and promoting the "size doesn't matter" meme. I've heard like maybe 1-2 chicks who were about big dicks, but the "size does matter" meme is always spouted by dudes. Don't get me wrong, it makes logical sense that bigger is better* in this case (up to a maximum optimal size*)
they don't want to be called sluts, and they only say that shit around guys. the atmosphere changes when they're with women only.
5in dick 9 inches would suck
What was this comic originally? Giving the brown girl and lesbo and whiteness of the dissenters, imma guess it was someting political?
Size can matter but its not the end all be all for women. Sex is more mental for them than physical. Breaking her open with a monster dong is one way to win her over, and another way is to actually be good at sex. Women that have had good sex from an average dude might go ahead and rattle off the size doesnt matter stuff because she knows she can cum without a huge dingus, but women that have only had subpar sex (which is nearly all of them) will find themselves leaning more towards the size matters philosophy because when most dudes are dull in the bedroom, the only thing that can get them off is the idea that they're being rammed like a two dollar whore by a big dick and that the guy their with has a sexy persona because of it (even when he doesnt at all).
Thinking 11 inches is something to be proud of
No self respecting chick is going to stay with such a dicklet. If it's smaller than 15 inches, dont even try
The real question is girth
You can fix being skinny
I only fuck hookers for 5 incher and fucking jacked.
absolute LOL at this complete dicklet genetic shit cope
Who fucking cares. I’m about 7/10 and I’m also 6ft2 but my dick is 6.2” x 4.2” and it’s never stopped me from fucking. Stop being insecure little faggots.
everyone knows a real woman likes a dick that's 300 cubits long, 50 cubits wide, and 30 cubits high
Also I literally have a 9”x6.25”
Not that great tho, also have only barely lost my virginity and am a 6’1” 165lb DYEL
It's really rare.
There are like 3-4 guys in professional porn who are 9 inches.
muh diks dont event know about muh tongue
If you can’t touch your tongue to your nose commit sodoku
It’s really easy to make a girl cum just by licking the clit
I have a 5'5 dick and just got laid a few days ago, as long as you're good looking not many girls will care how big your dick is unless they're size queens or you're below average
only true non virgin response
getting pussy or pleasuring a thot have nothing to do with your dicksize unless its 3''
If you take any of the memes posted on this board seriously you need to stop coming here and sort your life out.
What's "fucking jacked"?
Personally, I think it's totally useless to waste our time on such topics.
Dick can't be enlarged, period: you're stuck with what nature has given you. It's better to focus your attention on working on what can be changed (i.e. physical shape, personality issues, etc.).
Focusing attention on the dick's size is just frustrating and useless: there's no way to enlarge it. The "miraculous" methods (like the in-famous "jelqing") are harmless scams when you're lucky, or stupid shit that can permanently damage your penis (leaving you impotent) when you're not so lucky.
Penis enlargement surgery is risky, it adds no more than 1/1,5 inches, and the penis functionality stays the same. It's recommended only for people with severe micropenis conditions, and even in this case doctors leave this option as the last one.
Focusing on improving what you can improve is way more useful and satisfying. And if you don't have a 9 inch cock with immense girth, learn how to use what you have properly. I have a 5,5 one (never misured girth, though), and stopped scratching my head about it long ago.
It's really rare, 1 in 100 million Tier. If someone on the Internet Claims 9"+ you can be 99.9% sure he's e-statting or measuring wrong. Most likely that person wouldnt even make it to 8" in an official measurement
lmao, you're comparing yourself to 3 inches. that's like saying you're better than a 5 year old child.
9/10. What the fuck she gonna do when you already naked, especially when your dick is only slightly below average? Get up, get dressed, and leave? How's she gonna know if you're slightly below average anyways?
Shit, let me get out this tape measure. You know I don't fuck anything below a six
Get fucking real.
wtf you even trying to say faggot
atleast make a fucking sentence that actually make sense
6 inch length, 5 inch girth penor
Hmm I don't know OP, do I want to be an athletic Greek god with an adequate penis or a weak DYEL with a useless penis.
Truly a difficult choice
It's more of a fetish thing really. If you got a big dick she's gonna more aroused by it more obviously. And that can eventually lead to her bragging about being with a guy with a big dick and that in turns causes her girlfriends to treat you more differently. If you like better and more fun sex then the big dick is the better choice. A girl getting disappointed at your tiny dick can be a big hit to your personal self worth.
Look at these responses, they always seem to have this angry, nervous energy to them. You never hear a dicklet say anything good about guys with big dicks.
eyy brother, im 6.3 as well. Used to destroy my 5' ex gf
6'' checking in and thots drunk text me
virgins ITT will never understand that putting all that stress on their penis size is meaningless when they should focus on their attractiveness
There is no such thing as a legit study. You would have to force guys to participate. There are too many who would be embarrassed to only accept who shows up.
the most humiliating thing that has ever happened to me was being a senior in college and after having a fight with my girlfriend, she gets back at me by fucking this 140 lb absolute twink freshman with a solid 9 inch cock with 6 inch girth, thing was massive, and I know because she filmed him assfucking her and blew up my phone with the vid and pics while I was asleep
after almost killing myself I realized I was a fat shit and the truth of the matter is that girls love skinny guys, especially skinny guys with big cocks, it's the ideal combo
anyway that was a few years ago and I'm still not really recovered, but I still fucking hate skinnyfags to this day
saying good things about guys with big dicks
faggots these days
stop being such a S O Y. Crying over a girl that cheated on you. Are you fucking retarded or what?
holy shit based
dicklet got BTFO
You’re a fucking retard, I can’t really say it any other way. If I’m being a dicklet by saying that women don’t really care about size and much as men do, then so be it. I’ll be out fucking sluts with my 6.2”x4.2”, it ain’t stopping me.
look at this cuck, your girl cheated on you because you ugly as fuck with average penis and gave her no pleasure whatsoever
you're literally chad fuck off fag
Then that implies the actual average would be even lower than the ~5" it is.
you didn't see the video bro, it was brutal, it was basically cuck porn, she didn't do half that shit with me that she did with some faggot barely out of high school
life is all about pain and how to endure it
4 inches is average. I don't have time for size queens; the vaginal canal can't even fit anything longer than 3.75inches.
That's well above average. The actual average is 2 inches.
Why? There are all sorts of men who are bigger than that who wouldn't want to participate either--and for the same reasons. They just wouldn't be comfortable doing it.
How did she find this guy and know hes got a sub? Did she walk around grabbing guys dicks through school untill she found him? Either way that fucking sucks
inb4 i deleted it
Exactly, you can easily tell who the virgins are in this thread kek
1 inch is the true median.
19cm average length
Average dick length in USA is 14cm, UK 13cm, The biggest dicks are found in Congo, average 18cm.
Such a shitty pic.
google for usa and uk, others
9 incher and go for Zach Hill aesthetics
not fucking his boipucci to reestablish dominance
you guys love bragging about your 6 inchers
Caring what women think
Pfff, doesn't matter I'm just here to shove my cock into a warm hole. I'd remind them they are no more useful than a heated cocksleeve.
Stay mad virgin
posting incel charts designed to make dicklets feel better about themselves
she knew him through her group of friends, he fucked all of them, guess he was the campus bull or something
haha yeah bro i saved the full vid of me getting horrendously humiliated just to keep reminding myself of the worst day of my life haha
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5.5 is average, most bitches haven’t been fucked by a 7 inches. I’m 7.5 and I hit cervix on anything that isn’t a land whale.
I'm going to spell this out so even a subnormal inbred like you can understand ok? First, you should be fucking glad. She was going to cheat on you anyways, so be glad that she did it sooner rather than later. The fact that you're still hung up about this just proves how much of a fucking pillock you are. Second, it literally doesn't matter what she did or did not do with him. She was doing it to get back at you. She would have fucked the downy midget at your school if she thought that would have done it. Third, shut the fuck up about not recovered. How much of a fucking mutant do you have to be to not recover from a cheating high school whore? Get over yourself you mank twat. Jesus Christ you absolute weapon. I bet you still look at her profile on facebook and cry yourself to sleep. You're fucking pathetic.
no actual racism.
Yeah, nah thanks
Did you actually read my post? I've said that it's useless to bang your head on the wall for something you can't have. There's no anger in what I've written.
I have no bitter feelings towards gifted guys. I'd have one too, if it were possible.
You're talking like you can choose the size you wish. I was not answering to OP's question, I was talking in general.
I actually needed this user. Not the OP but sometimes I get hung up over an ex from 5 years ago. I decided to become more career focused and ignoring women who want to date.
Totally this. That's what I meant when I said to focus on things of yourself that you can change (attractiveness is one of them)
user, you realize that is way bigger than average right? For some girls it'll be too big?
Y-yea of course I realize haha. I was just memeing hahaha. Of course I've had sex before hahaha
Your a big guy
Lol you caught me
I never heard girls talk shit about guys' small dicks until I hung out with my girlfriend and a group of her friends.
They absolutely shit on guys with small dicks.
9 inches is too big
Skinny with 9 inch penis. Who cares if I have to start from the bottom all over again. I know how to train and I can gain it back eventually.
Penis though? That’s forever.
I think the deal is you have to stay skinny forever. Else, the question wouldn't make sense, nobody in their right mind would choose the jacked option if they can workout their way to it.
I just figured they weren’t thinking in a opportunistic manner. However I’d probably still choose 9 inches. I can work with skinny.
Also, those are some nice trips.
Yup, just like how guys preach equality when around women but bring out the bantz when no ones around.
except bantz is actually true equality you fucking ignoramus
sick bro haha
im skinny as fuck with a decently sized penis (7x5) but I'm quite ugly, about 4/10 or so. years ago when i cared about being alone, i was able to get some sluts online to lust after me because of how massive my dick looked in photos and on cam with them but i'm a mid 20s permavirgin incel
the correct answer to everything postulated in this thread is having good looks in your face or body and dick size is the lowest priority thing. body and face can get you all the way and few to no girls will ever not have sex with you if you have an average to slightly below sized dick. having an above average sized dick doesnt mean shit if you're ugly in body/face/personality
Neither. Being jacked with a mediocre sized dick just means you're going to disappoint every girl you get with. Meanwhile, there's no point in having a 9 incher if your chances of using it are few and far between.
doesn't matter had sex
get decked out with the fat fuck with a 5 inch penis gimmick
hilarious how dicklets like to pretend that having a big dick prevents guys from having sex.
Being ugly does you fucking balding incel
why are dicklets always so angry Jow Forums?
9/10 looks cause 5 inches really doesn't matter when you get in there if you fuck hard enough
Jacked i guess. Im a bottom bitch anyway so I dont give a fuck about my dick size desu.
you all have immense mental issues and i'm disappointed with all of you.
9/10 looks gets you way farther with a bigger variety of women than a 9 inch dick would. Mainly because
Random girls won't know how big your dick is
9 inches is on the extreme end of size that most girls would like
I'm ugly AF so there's no point in having a large dick. At least being jacked would make my clothes look good on me.
posting your cuck fantasies
because with social media, modern culture is constantly rubbed in your face, whereas in 1997, it was just sort of imaginary as you had no way of communicating with people who participate in that lifestyle
Who took the time to create this shit?
I'm 14cm and I know I'm fucking average. Don't need an stupid collection of phrases to get the idea.
I always considered six inches to be average, five inches seems too low for the average white dude. Probably due to the demographic shift with all the mestizos and Asians coming to the US. Then again, I’m on the higher end of average at around seven inches with like a six to seven face and a shit body that I’m working on. So I guess it’s more more a perception thing for me.
The condom industry has real numbers that get published in Urology Journals, don’t listen to memes.
Who the fuck is moderating Jow Forums
wearing a condom
Sorry famalam but the niggers are right on this one, raw doggin feels too fucking good, plus I wanna have kids anyway so whomst cares.
4incher dicklet using all the tricks in the book to get her wet and barely penetrate her
9incher Chad makes her wet just by pulling down his pants
Barely has to do anything and she groans in pain and pleasure
no actual racism
Gimme an N!
7 x 7
I haven't gotten any complaints and everyone has came back for more so . . .
how many can you check off this list?
i'm 8" and every girl says im the biggest she has seen
ill take the 9 in ch and just suck it myself all day long, girls can go fuck themselves
"Wonder how you fit in? Here’s some more context: Guys in the 95th percentile for erect length—meaning out of 100 men, only five would have longer penises—measured about 6.3 inches. Men in the 5th percentile averaged about 4 inches. In other words, anything between around 4 inches and 6.3 inches when erect covers 90 percent of guys."
when you need to look up studies in order to cope with your inadequate penis
just sad man
Not really, I hate false information being posted on Jow Forums, and that image I was responding to is a bunch of bullshit. 9" is the ideal length? For what fucking species of animal, horses?
Neither desu, I like how I was born
tfw big dick
hit partners cervix
it hurts, they jolt in pain
ask me to be gentle
have to pay attention to what I'm doing so I don't hurt them
cant get into it too much because it'll hurt
wish I could cut an Inch off my dick just so I could enjoy myself fully
mine's already 5 inches so I might as well be jacked honestly.
Ripped with a 5 inch
reddit raging at pic related
Congo is self reported, measured african average is 13cm
I have 6 and plenty of girls said it hurts them so I don't get why everyone wants bigger dicks, if your dick is too big you don't get full enjoyment.
Here's what the science actually says :)
Every one of these can actually be looked up, as opposed to the discord tranny fag fake information spread itt
Don't let yourself be discouraged by this bait campaign Jow Forums brehs, their goal is to drag you down to their level. We're all gonna make it brahs, except the discord tranny fags shitting up our board who will commit suicide before they hit 40
you're acting like birth control pills don't exist
Life isnt fair
Give me the big cock. I would wear bicycle shorts daily.