Don't ask us to help you dose your AI. It's very individual.
Oral-only cycles put strain on the liver and cause a shutdown of natural testosterone production for not a lot of benefit. Just pin and thank us later.
No source talk allowed.
This isn't a medical forum. Stop asking for medical advice and go to a doctor.
Anyone follow diet programs autistically or do you just do it yourself?
I fell for the, eat til you wanna throw up everyday to get big, meme.
Ayden Thompson
>I fell for the, eat til you wanna throw up everyday to get big, meme.
How is this a meme
Levi Myers
I gained a decent amount of weight but I feel like shit all the time. I tried to do it with vegetables and low fiber starches like rice and potatoes but I stalled all the time since I got too full without actually getting enough calories.
Leo Campbell
>put on 20-30 Yeah how longs that gonna take though
Anthony Torres
This is sad but I feel like I've got nothing to lose. My life is boring.
Lincoln Nguyen
More meals then. Also, cluster bomb by redcon1 is good additive for shakes to up the carbs
Jonathan Edwards
>feel like shit all the time
Is it the diet? Play with that.
Julian Jones
Have you ever wanted to be shredded and lean?
Chase Rodriguez
In the future. If I cut now I'd just look like a holocaust victim. I don't do shit by halves, if I ever cut, we'll be talking 3% bf. But ideally I'll be about 125-130kg at low teens bf before I even consider it.
Tldr; what's the point of being diced if you aren't fuckhyuge
Elijah Sullivan
Airports suck, and so does the mainland. The only good thing is the high calibre of women compared to home and the braless in public trend.
Ian Reed
Gaining weight isn't that difficult, eat 5-6 meals a day with ~40 grams of protein per meal, bolus your carbs around your workouts (eg if you're getting 1000g of Carbs throughout the day you should be getting ~8-900 of them in the meal before your workout and the 2-3 after your workout). Also intra workout carbs (somewhere between 20-100g of carbs with some EAAs or protein powder) are a fucking godsend. Eating cereal post workout makes getting a 3-400g of carb meal in pretty easy (although you will cut the shit out of your mouth most likely)
David Gutierrez
lmao this is some nerd shit, post body
Henry Cook
Hi guys. I'm looking at doing my first cycle, not sure if I'm going to do 8 weeks, 12 weeks or 16 weeks. I have all the stuff and I tested it myself so it's legit. Just want to triple check with people who have done this before.
I'm not sure what cycle to run, either 8 weeks straight dbol which would look like this >week 1-3 30mg dbol daily >week 4-7 40mg dbol daily >week 8 30mg dbol daily >4 week PCT 20mg nolva daily (with blood tests)
Or this cycle which I see posted a lot >week 1-4 25mg dbol daily >week 1-12-16) 500mg of test E (injected in 250mg hits Monday and Thursday) >4 week PCT 50mg clomid daily (with blood tests)
Pic related is me over the space of 2 years. As you can see I'm a tiny twink faggot bitch. I've gained weight because I'm forcing food down my throat (because need to prepare to eat for my cycle) so I can actually see muscular gains. Which cycle should I start on? If I start the cycle with test E should I just take 250mg per week or what are the pros/cons of just hitting 500mg straight away per week?
I'm only smol but I'm "fit". I have a workout routine I do daily, once I start a cycle I'm just going to be completely focusing on it though. Going to lose my cute feminine look :( but I'm almost 26 and I can't stay cute forever.
sure you can stay cute forever first option is the way to go fuck test e get some estradiol e get that thick ass and tits youve always wanted
Levi Wilson
lemme suck your dick bb. one benefit of a dbol only cycle is you will get nice titties to go with the feminine look
Angel Russell
lads im looking into roids purely so i can train climbing more days per week
its a weird sport that tends to tax the tendons in the fingers before anything else though. lots of compounds seem to be harsh on tendons, but I don't know how much of that is just because weightlifters tend to push their 1RMs
would something like test + deca make sense?
Nolan Thompson
>Tldr; what's the point of being diced if you aren't fuckhyuge Fuck i wish you didnt live interstate.
Limit your food choices. Eat 2 types of carbs per day and 2 types of protein. Your body will get really good at digesting the same stuff and you will feel less bad. Then you can mix things up a little
Carter Evans
Whys that lol
Luke Young
Just got a photo with Tony Abbott at the airport, AMA.
Best handshake I've ever received, without a doubt.
Aiden Wood
Mirin feminine legs, covering your knees is a dead giveaway though.
William Hernandez
I now understand why I was told that the pain I was experiencing right after injecting wasn’t PIP How much worse is it gonna be when I wake up tomorrow
Also how does this schedule look for front loading
usually the 2nd day after injection the pip peaks and then by like day 4 or 5 its completely gone again. just a fair warning if you decide to inject your shoulder one time i injected too high and it caused radiating pain down my entire arm i assume from inflammation pressing on a nerve or something. so good luck brah
Dylan Bailey
Just shut the fuck up and pin 250mg Tuesday and Friday, eat a shit load, and actually go to the fucking gym.
If it hurts now, you're going to be fucked tomorrow and probably limping like you sprinted into the corner of a steel table. Best you can do is get a heatpack and some heat gel and apply to the area to stimulate blood flow.
Now fuck off
Jacob Reed
Why are you in a hurry? Getting fit won’t fix your life anyway, there are so many other things you have to work on. With that said it will take you a few years due to your subpar genetics.
Cooper Barnes
Wait, you injected shoulders? How did you find enough muscle there, I saw the picture. Well good luck with that pip, jesus christ
Asher Roberts
where you at? i’d gladly inject your ass for you ;)
Cooper Sanders
was it the best handshake you've given?
Landon Sanders
I'd say it was a good solid handshake, on both parties parts. I wouldn't say I was ashamed of it at all. Good, dry, clasping of the hands. No dead fish here. Fuck those sorts of weak handshakes piss me off. Abbott had a good strong handshake, like you'd expect an alpha like him to have.
Camden Harris
Nope, im thinking about it though. Im thinking about only sticking in .5 inches of the 1.5 inch needle when I inject next, and if that doesn't work ill try glutes laying down
Jackson Williams
At least if you fuck it up test can still be absorbed subq
Jason Lewis
holy shit nigger, you are a total fuck up when it comes to literally everything and people who took your gear away were doing you a favour.
why your doses are missmatched? what the fuck are you even doing?
Luke Sullivan
Because you have a decent attitude unlike all the faggots i have to deal with in sydney.
Pioneering the intraskeletal injection. Impressive
Christopher Lee
Fucking kek come and train in my garage with me or the sweatbox claiming to be a gym I go to for machines. What suburb in Sydney?
Austin King
For week 1 i was originally gonna do 2 pins of 500mg/2ml. But i was to shaky and kinda felt sick while i was injecting so i took the needle out, waited a bit then swapped needles, reinjected, felt shaky and slightly nauseous, then took it out again, and in total I pinned .8ml. Since frontloading a gram in the first week is basically out of the question I just decided to do 750 for week 1 and 2.
Jaxson Bennett
why the fuck would you even frontload? you want do to a cycle?
Tyler Sanchez
Im trying to get my test levels to stabilize quicker and for me to start feeling the effects quicker
Michael Reed
Pennant Hills. I train at a gym called rileys. Its just failed bodybuilders and retarded wogs. Some of the older guys are ok but holy fuck if i see one more fag lift up their shit to look qt their half abs in the mirror im going to freak.
Just trt dude. You dont need 500mg pw. It wont do anything for you that 200mg wouldnt
Owen Powell
You won't feel anything at all from test you dummy. You should pin something between 200-250mg for a year straight. You have literally no muscle and you will only fuck up your frail body
Parker Price
I meant as in when the test really kicks in and starts affecting my strength
Isaiah Cruz
First of all, you don't even lift so you would never be able to tell the difference. Secondly, "strength" from test is something that comes in after long weeks and it's not something significant. Thirdly, you will fuck yourself up most likely because muscles grow faster than tendons and ligaments so you can get too strong for your own body and it will end up with snapping your shit or tearing a muscle.
You still didn't said if it's a cycle or what.
Adrian King
Yeah its a cycle
Samuel Ross
post body again. not some shit angle on your shoulder
Jason Lopez
>not some shit angle on your shoulder Do as i say not as i do eh?
Zachary Sullivan
KEK
Sebastian Ross
A FUCKING CYCLE
Listen up fagger, you won't look any different even if you would put on 10kg of lean mass or even 20kg with fat. Steroids are not a quick fix or magic solution to your problems. Steroids will cause you even more problems. You 100% won't put them to use because you have no fucking clue how to lift or eat. You never made gains as a natty so why do you think you will make them on steroids? Not to mention doing a cycle starting from absolute nothing. After you drop the test you will go back to your previous state. Doing a year long blast on low dose would be way better.
Honestly i don't even know what is the point in replying to you since you are just another random faggot in /fraud/ who has the wrong impression of what steroids are capable of and you won't listen to real truth. You are not the first or last one here who does this shit. Everyone of you becomes forgotten shortly.
Mason Turner
kek yes because fuck you guys I do what I want
chill the fuck out bro lmao. if anything this test will make him eat more. only time will tell how shitty his physique will end up
Kevin Bell
Keep in mind he's the same faggot who told his doctor about his gear and he's the same guy who jabbed his ass multiple times and squirted out rest of the test into the sink. What is the point of juicing if you will only get the side effects and no gains? He is a fucking clueless dyel in the fog and im trying to help him.
Jack Hill
let him do his thing. i’ve pinned in a hair follicle before and pulled out / repinned. the retard will figure out quick if this is for him or not. guys trying to make quick gains never last because over time they realize they don’t know what the fuck they got themselves into
Nathaniel Campbell
Woke up bathed in sweat Time to up the tren, i want to float out of bed
Michael Russell
testjar has been in this thread about 5x longer than you home boy hes dedicated to his dream of abusing steroids
Brandon Bennett
hey bros. i didn't have much bacne on cycle but i'm getting hit with quite a bit as i'm coming off. wtf? this mean something out of whack with my hormone levels? I just started PCT today
Levi White
everyone gets horrible acne on PCT, strap in
Andrew White
I had the same on my first ever cycle, horrendous bacne You will probably find it gets worse for a few weeks yet.
Aaron Rivera
Wtf is with this fucking testJAR and a fucking tranny that want to start juicing. I thought i finally started to see some people over who actually roided
This is just the beginning. PCT acne is the worst acne you will get in your life. It also won't go away itself. I had to do 3-4 months tane cycles to get ride of it
Also one of the reasons why i didn't cycle anymore. The acne you get is insane
Zachary Martinez
This was after my second cycle after weeks being done with tane. I was scared to make even pics from the acne because it was that worse. When the acne is gone the red spots will remain for another 2 months
That’s fake mast has shown dyel photos and he doesn’t look like that
Ayden Wilson
>That’s fake I don't know why would you even said this unless you are masT himself. Just look at his moles and compare them to any other photos of him. You think he was born huge? Who knows how old is this dyel photo
Oliver Sanders
What were you running on pic related?
Luis James
good morning everybody I'm getting a new vial of test E (10ml, 300mg/ml) and some anadrol for backload should I dose test E as I used to throughout the cycle (500mg a week) or maybe backload it too and do 600mg a week? I could do anadrol for like 5 weeks (100mg a day) and test E for another 6-7 weeks with what I still have left
am I the only one reading these threads because it's hilarious seeing insecure roid freaks having autist showdowns with each other? the bigger they get the more fragile their ego seems to be kek
Adam Fisher
This is not the advice I was looking for ;_;
I'm only 25 now but trust me guys you don't want a 40+ year old tranny as a wife. Once you hit 40 it's all over unless you had blockers when you were going through puberty. I'm not even on hormones I just look like a girl.
I'm in Australia.
Literally all hot.
I want to look like this but with a bit more muscle is all.
Stop wearing armani you stupid fuck. Armani is a dead brand like prada. Wear off-white, givenchy, gucci or tommy hilfiger to properly flex with your muscles.
Isaiah Turner
Armani was also a homo.
>Off white Yeah if you're hypebeast wannabe chink
Kevin White
dude that photo is shopped hard
That is not Armani, this is Armani. I don;t even know the brand of that shirt.
I don't care what you think about it, as long as i think it looks good it looks good. Regardless of the fucking brand
Mast you're a handsome dude but the way you dress just makes you look like the typical tryhard roidmonkey. Skinny jeans and an armarni t shirt, i mean come on dude you dress like a fucking indian.
