What are some Jow Forums-approved uses of vaseline...

What are some Jow Forums-approved uses of vaseline? Got a rather sizable tub of this stuff but I've never used it for anything other than wanking

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put some in a syringe and squirt it into your ass, then find the nearest gloryhole
you're welcome

Fapping

That's my hair wax/facial moisturizer/chapstick/Lube/Can Sealer/Shoe Waterproofer/antiperspirant right there.

I'll just leave these here...

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When I got into a motorcycle accident I rubbed that shit on my missing skin for weeks to stop the unbearable itching.
Then also I left it on the passenger seat of my truck when I went into my 7 days off I used to enjoy for my old job and it spilled out into my seat and sat for 3 days.
Shit's still slippery. Don't use vaseline unless you have no knee skin. fuck that.
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Might have been biased. I'm very drunk. It was a godsend for those times. I didn't mean to paint vaseline in that light. I just wish my seat wasn't ruined.

I don't what Vaseline is even used for, except as lube.

Why are you posting squat plugs?

>Why are you talking about fitness?
I don't know anymore

how many blowjobs do you need to give for that?

Just one. And that man will never need another.

It works great as a cooking oil. I do my chicken breasts filleted and fried, just like a tablespoon and make sire its not scented. it tastes ok and keeps the chicken from sticking to the pan, your body cant digest it though so no added calories.

body moisturizer or even face (I'd use it just at night tho and wash it off in the morning)
lip balm

If you get into a fight it will help you avoid bruising

Lip balm and you can use this on your eyelashes to make them grow both in length and width.

It plus colloidal oatmeal are pretty much the only things that hold my eczema at bay

Is the eyelash thing true?

shoving it up your nose during the winter

I've only recently found this out after suffering for years with seemingly random nosebleeds

to have fun times with your boyfriend!

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can i use a standard butt plug as a squat plug or does it need to be IWF certified? sorry - new here :/
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