What are some Jow Forums-approved uses of vaseline? Got a rather sizable tub of this stuff but I've never used it for anything other than wanking
What are some Jow Forums-approved uses of vaseline...
Christian Johnson
John Powell
put some in a syringe and squirt it into your ass, then find the nearest gloryhole
you're welcome
Anthony Ramirez
Fapping
Charles Thomas
That's my hair wax/facial moisturizer/chapstick/Lube/Can Sealer/Shoe Waterproofer/antiperspirant right there.
Kevin Gutierrez
I'll just leave these here...
Joshua Miller
When I got into a motorcycle accident I rubbed that shit on my missing skin for weeks to stop the unbearable itching.
Then also I left it on the passenger seat of my truck when I went into my 7 days off I used to enjoy for my old job and it spilled out into my seat and sat for 3 days.
Shit's still slippery. Don't use vaseline unless you have no knee skin. fuck that.
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Matthew Cruz
Might have been biased. I'm very drunk. It was a godsend for those times. I didn't mean to paint vaseline in that light. I just wish my seat wasn't ruined.
Kevin Young
I don't what Vaseline is even used for, except as lube.
Jackson Watson
Why are you posting squat plugs?
Matthew Cruz
>Why are you talking about fitness?
I don't know anymore
Kevin Bailey
how many blowjobs do you need to give for that?
Tyler Reed
Just one. And that man will never need another.
Easton Powell
It works great as a cooking oil. I do my chicken breasts filleted and fried, just like a tablespoon and make sire its not scented. it tastes ok and keeps the chicken from sticking to the pan, your body cant digest it though so no added calories.
Benjamin Diaz
body moisturizer or even face (I'd use it just at night tho and wash it off in the morning)
lip balm
Joseph Kelly
If you get into a fight it will help you avoid bruising
Levi Jones
Lip balm and you can use this on your eyelashes to make them grow both in length and width.
Noah Martinez
It plus colloidal oatmeal are pretty much the only things that hold my eczema at bay
Nicholas Reed
Is the eyelash thing true?
Bentley Brooks
shoving it up your nose during the winter
Oliver Baker
I've only recently found this out after suffering for years with seemingly random nosebleeds
Jack Campbell
to have fun times with your boyfriend!
Nicholas Gonzalez
can i use a standard butt plug as a squat plug or does it need to be IWF certified? sorry - new here :/
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