I'm 23. Maybe it's because I'm 5'5" and barely 120 pounds, but I have facial hair and I'm very lean. But I've been hit on by gay guys before and girls frequently remark that I'm "cute" or some variation thereof, but I hardly am referred to as "hot" or "sexy".
How do I stop giving off this vibe?
Be taller
break your fucking legs user. is the only way
Gain height
>Just be taller bro!
Great advice guys
Maybe stop being a fucking twink? Judging from your weight and height, you won't last long inside prison.
>Mhhhmmm... Hehehe! Hey sweet boy!
>Sit on my lap sweetie *pats thigh*
>I'm gonna make you scream like a REAL woman hehehe!
>That butthole better be shaved twink!
>I'ma make you my girlfriend tonight!
>*BLOAT INTENSIFIES*
Just embrace it bro. Now give me a kiss and bend over ;)
twink manlet alert. post a picture of you bending over and showing us your butt pussy or fuck right off.
>Matching with nearly 20 girls in two weeks
>Only about a third have a conversation with me
>Only half of that didn't randomly ghost me mid convo
>None of them can come up with a date
Are women incapable of setting up a date? They keep going "I can't this weekend" and when I go "sure, let me know when you can" they either give me a vague notion of a date or disappear. And they're actually down for a date too. I don't want to be always asking the day of the date, but it's as if they get assassinated the moment they have to come up with a date.
Also I've started doing OHP. What's the advantage of doing it normally and not military style? The feet close together kinda makes it hard for me to stay balanced.
just have a tall personality bro!
>But I've been hit on by gay guys
when life gives you lemons...
I don't use tinder, but my gym bro (dad bod late 20s) get 100's of matches a week, his bio is literally just his job, he has a very successful career and is making bank.
If you want sluts you're pursuing the wrong kind of gains.
I've had similar experiences. Girls are generally flakey even if you get a date. But girls I meet outside of tinder are generally not as bad.
Alot of girls use tinder for an ego boost and are out numbered by guys so it's their market as well. Then also consider the 20/80 rule.
>that bio
Women are trash
cuz you're a beta cuck and can't take charges like any other alpha males out there. They can smell it thru the phone
just be yourself bro
Get good.
>What's the advantage of doing it normally
you can lift more, so you can damage your muscles more
>The feet close together kinda makes it hard for me to stay balanced.
that's the entire point, keeping your balance trains lats and abs better than any plank/sit up bullshit
wrong but she definitely is
girls on tinder don't fucking speak like this
cringe
But user, I don't show my body in Tinder. I don't have trouble getting dates irl, it's just that where I am (science uni) hot women are sparse. So I know my gains help.
This. But how is it so much harder getting dates on tinder than directly? Irl I'm the 20%, in Tinder I'm on the edge of the 20/80.
Oh so that's why. I usually OHP after I landmine twist so my abs and lats are on fire and can't take the load. Perhaps it's time to ohp before the twist.
Holy fuck you are cringe
Look at this dude dancing for a 5.
Jow Forums rate me am I this cringy?
If it works, it wasn't cringy.
OH NO NO NO NO...
*wheeze*
This is what Elliot Roger should of driven
Honesty comes a long way, if youre busy you should say so instead of going with a bad excuse, so I see nothing wrong here.
>she likes the forced blowjob scene
unmatch now
>I'm busy this weekend
i.e. I'm getting fucked by Chad this weekend and will ghost you now, film nerd
poor bait
but the guy sent that message???
My worst nightmare as a 5'4 124 male (male)
actually I'm fucking my main chick this weekend. this girl has strong side chick potential though. she gyms hard.
Wtf? A main chick and a side chick? This is what's wrong with society today.
you have zero reading comprehension
I'm 6'2 and girls don't give a shit about me.
Fuck you Jow Forums, giving me a false superiority complex.
FU chad
>the chemistry for rope
Is this some strange American euphemism for continued romantic pursuit?
>be tiny
>be thin
>be young
>be cute
pick 4.
>Two empty water bottles
>Tights worn as if they were trousers
>Two phones
>Weird perspective on the bathroom
>Tumorous box
>Wire going into the sink
>Half of her face is covered by the phone
>Fanny pack around the front where it will constantly get in the way of the thigh when walking
>Jeans and t-shirt(?) on the edge of the sink where they will likely get wet
>"BAE WATUH"
It's Bae Watch you goofy autist.
I like my spelling better, but yours makes sense.
I want to make a TV show called "Bae Watch" now:
>Two dudebros going around recruiting "Baes"
>Grading them and then going around town getting other people to grade them
>Then getting an average score and comparing it to the "Judges'" scores.
>"Baes" would all be doing incredibly difficult, random tasks; a mixture of physical and mental challenges
>These would allow them to achieve a grade in different categories.
Different towns every week, obviously.
no, all women are trash, all women these days use tinder or dating apps, and all of them are trash and are willin to suck cock on the first date depending on the hotness of the guy they're "dating".
t. bitter incel
Why are American chick such easy sleazebags on Tinder? Wtf I want more of this
Everyday we drift further from God
Feel you
>using a shirt that facemogs you
bold strategy
Fuck off boomer
Posting embarrasing cringe shit for a 5/6 girl. Jesus i need to get of this board
I would like to know this too
Bondage. Girls that are into kink are usually pretty open about it. I try to casually mention I have rope in my nightstand, girls that are into it will legit be into you after that point. You just need to not fuck up.
That's what he means by chemistry for rope. There's a certain amount of trust involved in that. You need to click more. But most guys aren't familiar with how to do it, so you're upping your sexual value at that point.
Dance little monkey, dance!
literally makes my skin crawl, I think this is why I'll never use tinder if this is the 'strategy' you have to use to talk to women. turning into a desperate cringe lord to pickup 5/10s. I genuinely, unironically think there is less shame in just hiring a prostitute instead of doing this shit.
>but for real
>just kidding, but seriously
BIG ASS YIKES
Stop caring about them and focus on what you want to achieve.
>replying to her single-sentence texts with entire paragraphs
Kekked
>Yussss
wew
i got a range sport
whats her number
Inglorious basterds was trash. I went with about 6 friends and I slept right through it. Djangos only redeeming factor was samuel L jackson as a house-nigger, his character made me chuckle.
The hateful 8 was pretty good though. Although if I rewatched it today who knows what I'd think.
You've never had a spare and a pair?
>> 5'5"
You will be forever.
>Judging from your weight and height, you won't last long inside prison.
nah, he is prime meat.
He could probably just become the fucktoy of a gang leader or the biggest guy in the prison and get their protection.
Am I doing this right
My friend had a range rover but he paid $1100 for it. 3/4 of the doors did not open from the outside, and the air suspension was replaced with regular coils.
Do you think they would still bang if you rolled up in that?
>Homo roleplays for a 5
Indian level.
fucking autist
show bob and vegene sexi
Shit taste in movies though
your cute like a puppy dog is what the girls meant and since you have a femboy body the masculine fags want to fuck you.
Answer with "m-me too"
Ask for an audio recording of her reciting a Mozart Concerto as a solo.
She's fat.
slinging ropes
Why waste ur time with all the bum fluffery, ask her out u mong haha