>"I don't want to get too big"
Yeah, you don't have to worry about that m8.
Shit normies say
Daniel Thomas
Elijah Ortiz
>I don't like my height
David Hughes
Yea this is epic
Adrian Rodriguez
Its amusing when fitness noobs say this. Dont worry, you never will.
Parker Powell
>user got bigger than me even though I had been working out for years with my undedicated brosplit routine, he must be on steroids
Camden Hill
>counting calories is too difficult
i swear to fucking god i just want to smash their faces when they say stuff like this
Levi Ramirez
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post body
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Mason Martin
post body
Ryder Taylor
> But Arnold is still natty
Leo Stewart
Honestly I agree with that though. I used to count calories in college for every little thing, but I don't do that bullshit anymore. Sure, counting calories is easy when you're just eating prefab shit and junk food, but it's tedious as fuck when you cook all your food yourself and actually make real meals rather than bro-food.
Like, let's say I'm making chicken tikka masala. Am I going to calculate the total calories of the pot by adding up the cream, butter, chicken, etc? Am I then going to weigh the sauce afterwards when it's on my plate? Am I going to wipe all the sauce off the pieces of chicken as best as possible so I can get an accurate weight of the cooked chicken, and then make sure to account for the fact that cooked chicken weighs less than raw chicken for the same caloric/macronutrient content? Am I going to calculate the calories in the total amount of raw rice I cook, then measure the total weight of the cooked rice and my serving of rice and use a ratio to figure out how much my serving of cooked rice is?
Yeah, theoretically you could do that. And I honestly got almost that autistic about counting calories back in the day. But fuck that shit, bro.
John Rogers
>why don't you have a gf yet?
I DONT KNOW MOM
Bentley Anderson
cope
Evan Watson
>when are you going to get a job?
ma...
Jordan Harris
it actually is tho
or im too lazy for it
Ayden Butler
>chugging brisk and stuffing herself with Oreos
>"It's okay I'm counting calories"
>"It's only like 60 g of sugar, that's not that much"
Jose Green
when I was a kid my mom mocked me and laughed at me when I went out with a girl for the very first time. I wonder if she sees the connection between that situation and the fact I'm a 30yo virgin
Julian Gutierrez
It's just an excuse for them to do dumbell isolations and wrist curls.
Lucas Green
>calling whey steroids
>calling creatine steroids
Tyler Johnson
saged your blog
Camden Rodriguez
literally no one does that.
Chase Bell
>Traps are gay
Carter Phillips
oh they do in my country
Ayden Mitchell
>anime? Isn't that for little girls?
Adrian Parker
You're right that nobody is ever going to count to the exact calorie, since it all changes if you even have coffee or tea with your meal.
So I follow your advice when doing my own calculations. Simple prep with simple meals, add all the kcals together, and round up. I'm trying to stay under a certain amount, so as long as I round up, I can be sure that I stay under it.
Jack Reed
>Friend that "goes" to the gym i.e. buys a monthly membership, goes 3-4 times with me then skips it for the whole month, worst of all he does this multiple times.
>"Oh user, you should not train this way, I read that *insert workout program* is better for you and will give you more gains
>Meanwhile he is a manlet DYEL
Like fuck off mate, how about you bring your ass into the gym on a constant basis instead of teaching me shit?