Walk into gym

>walk into gym
"WHAT'S THE PRICE ... OF A MILE?"

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>walk into gym
>RULES OF NATURE

>walk into gym

>I wanna f-
>WOOP WOOP WOOP
>but I'm broken hearted
>CRY CRY CRY
>but I like to party

>walk into gym
>Febreeze ad on PA
>360 degrees turn and walk away

>walk into gym
UDI STATE OF MIND

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>walk into gym
>DES
>PA
>CITO

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>walk into the gym
>Maaaaaaybeee you're gonna be the one that saves mee

based and redpilled

>walk into gym
>girl, I gotta go, I'm finished with the show
If you wanna *boop* me, I won't say no
>touchin' on my *boop*, while I'm touchin' on your *boop*
>you know that we are gonna *boop*, cause I don't give a *boop*

>walk into gym

>I'M FUCKING TIRED OF ALL THE PERKS
>I'VE TRIED NOTHING EVERYTHING WORKS

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>walk into gym
>SHE SAYS SHE'S NO GOOD WITH WORDS BUT I'M WORSE

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> walk into gym
> AN OFFFERRIIING OF REASSOONS
> A COOOVERRRING OF TREEAAAASONS
> A SOLITARRRY DANCEEER

>walk into gym
>goochigang goochigang goochigang goochigang goochigang goochigang goochigang goochigang goochigang goochigang

> walk into gym
> I WAS CHOSEN BY HEAVEN, SAY MY NAME WHEN YOU PRAY

>walk into gym
>STICK AND MOVE LEAVE NO PROOF DISCARD DIRECTLY AFTER USE

>Walk into the gym
>this world is full of crashing bores, and I must be one because no one ever turns to me to say
>take me in your arms
>take me in your arms and love me
>and love me
>take me in your arms and love me

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>walk into gym
>WAR IS COMING SWIFTLY THE BORDER'S CLOSING IN

>walk into homegym
AT BREAK OF DAY IN HOPE WE RISE
WE SPEAK YOUR NAME WE LIFT OUR EYES
TUNE OUR HEARTS TO YOUR BEAT
WHERE WE WALK THERE YOU'LL BE

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Sabaton is for underaged faggots.

>walk into gym
>AND NOTHING HURTS ANYMORE I FEEL KIND OF FREEEEEEEE

>360 degrees

>walk away

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>walk into gym
>FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
>FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
>FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
>FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
>FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME
>FUCK YOU I WONT DO WHAT YOU TELL ME

>b-but 360 degrees means walking straight forward
>not understanding thats the meme

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If you turned 360 degrees you would be facing the same way retard

>walk into the gym
>it aint me starts playing

WHERE IS THIS GYM FELLOW RHODIE BRO

PLEASE I NEED TO GO

I wish

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>walk into the gym
>GIMME FUE GIMME FAI GIMME DABAJABAZA

>walk into gym
>THIS WILL WON'T BREAK AS IRON STRENGTHENS IRON

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>walk into gym
>WAR
>WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR

Are you 12 years old?
Get the fuck off this board with your entry level garbage.

Some folks are born

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>She’s in love with who I am

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Not OP but fuck you

>TO THE SKIESSSSSSSS
>SEE CAROLUS RISE

>walk into gym
>pissed off from the way I dont fit in
>Tell me whats the secret to love i dont get it
>Feel like I be running a race and not winning

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Imagine having your first day on Jow Forums in 2019.

You go to Vasa?

>walk into gym
>THEY WILL SEE, WE'LL FIGHT UNTIL ETERNITY
>COME WITH ME, WE'LL STAND AND FIGHT TOGETHER
>WITH OUR STRENGHT WE'LL MAKE A BETTER DAY TOMORROW WE
>SHALL NEVER SURRENDER

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>walk into gym
>Someone told me that I was in the wrong place and leather club is two blocks down

>walk into gym
>cut my life in two pieces, this is my last resort...

Whenever anyone does this I'm never sure if it's reverse bait

>walk into gym
>OW WAH AH AH AH

>walk into the gym
>SOME TALK OF ALEXANDER AND SOME OF HERCULES

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>Walk into gym
>RISE FROM THE BLOOD OF YOUR HEROES!

Do gyms really play music inside?

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>OF HECTOR AND LYSANDER AND SUCH GREAT GAINS AS THESE

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You turn around with your shoulders shrugged and a disappointed look on your face, that way everyone knows how you feel before you walk away. Maybe this is just a Southern thing?

Yeah. It's usually not great.

>Music stops
>The 200kg König der Freien Gewichte struts into the gym
>fag obviously covers his roid balding spot with his Pickelhaube but no one wants to say anything
>Starts on 200kg moustache deadlift before walking over to the leg extension machine
>Heaviest possible weight
>Single brow of sweat appears on his head
>Hear him mumble under his breath "Für Gott, Kaiser und Vaterland!"
>Alte Kameraden blasts over the gym speakers
>Starts goose stepping on the leg extension machine

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THE BOAR AGAINST THE EAGLE

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Danke durchbruchmueller-sama

Danke Durchbruchmüller-Sama!

just ask the fields of Passchendaele you dumbass

Danke Durchbruchmüller-Sama! Gas the Allies, breakthrough now!

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Danke, Druchbruchmüller-sama!

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first day buddy? nah, i always forget this is a two part meme, my bad.

>walk into gym
>Here's the story of Rhodesia

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>dance into gym
>BANG BANG BANG PULL MY DEVIL TRIGGER!!!

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A LAND BOTH FAIR AND GREAT