Should I hire a prostitute?

You're going to do what you want but I feel it's my duty to warn you that not only will this not make you feel any better, you will feel infinitely worse and further spiral into a hell of self loathing that you have only yourself to blame for. The better thing would be to make yourself into somebody that a woman would want to have a relationship with. The payoffs will be at some indefinite point in the future, if you even receive them at all, but it's better than hating yourself and being poorer for it.

I fucking 6'2 can't even blame that. My face is quite okay. I mean people on tinder do like me so I don't look that bad. Also I've gotten actual girls in the past with this face. At a certain point I run out of cheap excuses and have to face the reality that I have some serious intimacy issues.

Not OP, but Im going to do it just to get rid of that "what does sex feels like" mystery and not to make fool of myself, if I somehow manage to get a gf and have to have sex with her for the very first time in my life.

I think if you sleep with a prostitute as your first time to dispel the mystery of sex you're gonna get a distorted view of what sex can be. Because sex you paid money for is not the same as sex with a woman who's generally attracted to You, may be even loves you. I'd guess your still a young guy and would advise you not to rush.

>I'd guess your still a young guy and would advise you not to rush.
Im not. I am 25, and with evey year it gets more weirder, when you don't have a clue what that thing is like, and everyone else around you has experienced it at least once, and most of them do it on the regular basis.

I went to a prostitute at 26 and I don't regret it. I just didn't like it very much so you could do it just to get it out of your system. You might enjoy it but it felt very mechanical to me, I'd want to know the woman is into me.

Does anyone here have that pasta about an user deciding to get a prostitute and ending up getting assraped by a tranny?

Similar story. Blood pressure and fapping killing me.
Twice once was pure begging. Put it in. Wet noodle couldn’t stay hard for more than a second.

Any way apply cardio and no fap. The problem will fix itself.

Do you even ask girls out?

Yeah, sign up for a combat sport and call that whore. Facing your fears is the only real way to deal with paranoia, everything else is just cope and ends up costing a fortune.

Also, there's nothing physically wrong with you. The shortest/fattest manlet can get ass if he lowers his standards appropriately. It's all in your head.

Hooker regular reporting in.

Don't do it brother. It's easy to justify, if you have the money you can virtually get any girl you want to do whatever you like, and if you screen sober and smartly, can usually weed out the worst personalities and junkers.

The problem is that it's too easy. Once you take the hookerpill, it's hard not to just stay on that route than try meeting new women, friends, gfs. You'll soon be blowing your budget and even the best experiences only last for how long you pay for, >tfw no gf still surfaces.

Take it from me, just fell off the wagon and ended up having a rough experience trying out a new girl because I got desperate. It's not about degeneracy, it's about avoiding an easily addictive pitfall that will drain your money and leave you back at square one.

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I'm 30 and in the same boat. It's a sad life.

Redpilled advice. Hope you make it, user

I've been thinking about becoming a professional cuddler. I hear they make about $80/he plus tips. Anyone do this before?

Somewhat know this feel and plugging my two cents for OP.

From my teens through to my early 20's I managed to hold down several steady relationships. At 27 I'm now on my 4th successive year without a long term relationship with only a couple of casual flings that dissolved into nothing pretty quickly. For a friend's stag do, we went to Amsterdam and naturally went around the red light district, got him a private lap dance or two. I found the whole experience really eye-opening, to see how much money these women were raking in for such short experiences.

Eventually, the stag felt awkward about being the only one to have lap dance and being the only one not really in a relationship I ended up going for one. Sadly, it was a great but short experience that cost around 50 euros for the length of a song. After we flew back home, a few weeks later we ended up at a strip club after a night out. The ladies were nice and I found myself indulging in another short lap dance, enjoyed it and went on my way.

The point I'm trying to get at is that none of the experiences were bad, but they were expensive and "corporate". What I mean by "corporate" is imagine what genuine kindness comes across as compared to the customer service "have a nice day" type of "kindness". It's all fake to encourage your custom. If you can accept that, come to terms with it and justify its cost, then treat it as another service like a meal at a restaurant.

All that said, if I find myself back in Amsterdam, I'd consider it all again and go further than a lap dance. The bimbo aesthetic is real in the red light district and the cost of slamming a bimbo vs the hassle of doing it properly (including dating and putting up with her "personality) seems like an experience worth the cost of admission.

Maybe.

Imagine Everytime you cum with a hooker you shoot 20 dollar bills out of your dick into her wallet. That's basically what's happening user. Don't let the succubus get you.

Hookers would cost less than a gf plus they wouldnt complain about everithing you do. After a while when you take confidence the sex become awesome because they like too fucking muscular guy so its a win win
Also use condoms thats all

>the sex become awesome because they like too fucking muscular guy so its a win win

don't delude yourself, user.

when she gets wet and moan its because she likes it, with the experience you learn to understand if she fake it or she like it

she literally fucks dudes for a living. that's all I have to say about her pretending skills.

t. incel

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Hey OP, honestly I say go for it. Getting laid once in a while is good for you between these breaks. You don’t pay a hooker for sex, you pay them to leave after sex.

Just be super cautious if it’s a country where if isn’t legal

Pump n Dump a Slamhogg.

I had the incel stink on me so I broke and fucked a fat girl. I nutted so fast but it was great cause I felt free afterwards. Now the stink isnt on me and I dont feel desperate.

unironically this
>sex is not a big deal bro
>it'll eventually happen with the right girl bro
>just don't think about sex bro
load of bullshit

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based 88s brother

The high test way is to just stuff hella girls indiscriminitely. The period of my life where I was getting laid most was when I would fuck just about any girl and have a good time. Ironically this is also the period in my life where I had sex with actually attractive women as well lmao. gotta get that stink off you OP.

Getting a hooker to orgasm is one of my proud accomplishments.
Being muscular helps but ive found that girls are way less visual than guys and they need to be in a certain mindset to be able to cum.
Ive made a handful of them cum and its never happened on the first visit.

hahahahaha

imagine being this bluepilled

slap her ass and pull hair like a real chad

fpbp

real women don't care
stop worrying about it

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lmao

I heard that prostitute s didn't like guys with big dicks or lasted too long.
Can I find one that would be cool with about...30 minutes of Jack hammering

just be yourself Bro

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I almost paid for a hooker last week, went to a local brothel and sat there on the chair after the girls had been shown to me, and when confronted with the decision of who to choose, I just said 'its late, gotta go' and left.

When really I realised this was a waste of my time, my money and it does nothing to help me. Its self destructive behaviour that feeds into a loop of addiction of supplementing something that can't be attained when in that easy mode. I have no qualms about fucking a prostitute when im overseas on holidays for fun, but when it creeps into my life as it did last week.

I realised I may be going too far.

>lap dance
>it was a great but short experience

Can you explain why? I've never understood lap dances, but they're always been portrayed like this incredible thing. I don't want to be teased with no payoff.
I wouldn't go to a restaurant and pay for them to hold steaks under my nose and just let me smell it before taking it away.

>I wouldn't go to a restaurant and pay for them to hold steaks under my nose and just let me smell it before taking it away.

Then don't go to a strip club

I don't. I'm asking why people do and why it's glorified so much.

Where is it glorified? It’s fun a couple times when you’re like 18 maybe. Or if you get one in private from a chick as foreplay to actual sex. Paying for one outside of a bachelor party or something like that would be pathetic.

>Should I hire a prostitute?
Oh yes of course user girlfriends and so-called '''relationships''' are an absolute MEME, do you mean you're just figuring this out now? LOL you silly user paying for sex is the ultimate Redpill. Emotional attachments are meaningless you should just get your dick off in quick businesslike sessions with professionals and never mind all that ridiculous 'talking' and shit. You should also not bother with friendships with people they just drag you down and get you blackmailed into shit that's not for your sole benefit, why would you do that? You should live for YOU and YOU only, OP, fuck everyone else, they just want to USE you. Take advantage of everyone else before they do it to you, pay in cash for what you want then you owe nothing to anybody! At the end of the day you're alone anyway may as well be on top of the heap.

In thousands of TV shows and movies, bachelor parties like you said, and there's a bunch of them around so there's obviously a market for it.

>I wouldn't go to a restaurant and pay for them to hold steaks under my nose and just let me smell it before taking it away.

I see what you're saying with this and your ability to enjoy it is purely a matter of perspective. If you're viewing it as a way to get your rocks off, you're always going to walk away unimpressed. What a lapdance offers is an experience; a journey but not a destination.

To use your food analogy, imagine instead walking through a marketplace selling food in a foreign country. The range of smells on offer make your mouth water, you can drink in the atmosphere and sense the culture of the place just by being there. You might not eat anything there, and that's fine.

Bringing all this back to lapdances and my experience with them, I enjoyed it because I saw it for what it was. It was titillation through and through. I got to watch a woman I liked the look of work her body like a professional, the way most women can't unless they've been railed by a light year of dick. The whole ordeal feels very masculating; the literal objectification of women and caving in to a carnal desire, all done in a place where that's accepted and expected.

A year later and I still vividly remember both lapdances. True enough, they're a novelty and not something you do weekly, but I walked out of both of them feeling like a million dollars.