>walk into boomer gym
LOOK IF YOU HAD ONE SHOT
ONE OPPORTUNITY
Walk into boomer gym
Levi Long
Evan Martinez
COME MY LADY
COME COME MY LADY
Aiden Morales
YOU'RE MY BUTTERFLY
SUGAR BABY
David Perry
YOU'LL TAKE MY LIFE BUT I'LL TAKE YOURS TOO
YOU'LL FIRE YOUR MUSKET BUT I'LL RUN YOU THROUGH
SO WHEN YOU'RE WAITING FOR THE NEXT ATTACK
YOU'D BETTER STAND THERE'S NO TURNING BACK
Evan Cook
> my second day at gym
> some old boomerfuck is literally talking to himself about the music that is playing
> tries to talk to the other patrons but everyone ignores him
> goes up to me and tells about how the gym is no laughing business and that it will get better
> have no fucking clue what he is talking about
> proceed to tell him how I used to work 7 days a week with some 14 hour work days doing physical labor
> tell him about how for years I walked everywhere even in the negatives
> just turns his head like hes some anime character
Like wtf even happened? Zoomers, thots, and boomers give me a headache.
Gavin Rogers
YO DJ
LETS MOVE THOSE FEET
Eli Evans
SHOT THE THROUGH THE HEART AND YOUR TO BLAME YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME
Jaxon Gonzalez
UP TO NEVER NEVER LAAAAAANNNNDDD
Ayden Scott
based
Joshua Green
>"IT AIN'T MEEEEEEEEE"
Brody Gonzalez
BUT I CAN SEE YOU
YOUR BROWN SKIN SHINING IN THE SUN
YOU GOT YOUR HAIR COMBED BACK
AND YOUR SUNGLASSES ON, BABY
Lucas Cruz
>walk into zoomer gym
THAT'S AN AWFULLY HOT COFFEE POT
Juan Gray
Based and alpha
Lincoln Gray
YOU'RE OUT OF TOUCH
Oliver Bennett
>go onto gym on military base
>BAAAAD COMPANY
>I CAN'T DENY
Leo Clark
Caleb Bailey
great song, Holland Oats is my favorite singer
Isaac Hall
>WAKE UP
>GRAB A BRUSH AND PUT A LITTLE MAKE UP
Ryder Roberts
ALL OUR TIMES HAVE COME
HERE BUT NOW THEY'RE GONE
William Sanders
FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHATCHA TELL ME
Jaxson Wood
>Now I hit the FBO with duffles in my hands
>I did half a Xan, thirteen hours 'til I land
>Had me out like a light
>ayy, yeah
>Like a light
>ayy, yeah
>Like a light, ayy
Kayden Hill
Jason Collins
HEAD UNDER WATER AND YOU TELL ME TO BREATHE EASY FOR A WHILE
Tyler Collins
>SHES A MANIAC, MAAANIAC ON THE FLOOR
Ayden Ross
>>SHES A MANIAC, MAAANIAC ON THE FLOOR
sneaky zoomer detected.
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Zachary Butler
>SHE'S IN LOVE WITH WHO I AM
James Russell
SHOT THROUGH THE HEART AND YOU'RE TO BLAME
Charles Roberts
That song fucking rocks and if any zoomer told me otherwise I'd fucking destroy him
Jeremiah Torres
>DOPE ASS PIANO PLAYING
IT'S LIKE WE ALL KNOW IT'S GOIN' DOWN BUT NOONE'S SAYIN' SHIT WHAT HAPPENED TO THE HOME OF THE BRAVE
Nathaniel Wood
Ryder Reed
BACK IN BLACK
I HIT THE SACK
Isaac Williams
IT STARTS WITH
ONE THING
I DON'T KNOW WHY
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
HOW HARD YOU TRY
Jonathan Cruz
>BACK IN HIGHSCHOOL I USED TO JERK 'EM WIT MY HANDS
Christian Kelly
IT'S EVOLUTION BABYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Christian Sanders
I DON'T WANNA WASTE
MY
TIME
BECOME ANOTHER CAUSALITY OF SOCIETY
Jack Jenkins
Question: did you ever hurt yourself to make somebody sorry?
How often do you pretend to be sick?
You ever wanted something very much but never told anybody about it?
Are you such a slug you can't live without a fucking sundae?
You ever made a bit too much fuss over your cuts?
Yes, the cutting will be quite dramatic
If you get the crisscross slit right
And show an exposed piece of bone
Ready for harvest
And in a few seconds' time:
In a drop of anal red the poison
And your totally disgusting diseased unkempt disgusting excuse of a body
Continues to react
Till mere days after the cutting
The cancer says well hello
In between fairground muscle twitches
And clearly white scaly shit
Tinkerboy says burnt it out
The little cunt doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about
And just weeks after the cutting
You really don't know
How well can you imagine
How soon cheap tears are forgotten
Because there's no wasted kleenex or sympathy
Nobody would give a fucking toss
For a quasi-glamour of your symptoms
For your Russell’s sign
And for your atrocious sleepless lucidity
Because what if they were provoked?
It's pefectness and it's all there
No more pointless trawling through self-helped books for triggering examples
No more daytime trash or drunken wisdom
At first it seems not to be working
Til you get that imitation of danger
That means you can no longer convince yourself it's not working
More and more and more
So right now would be a good time for blackmail
Who have you ever tried to make guilty?
Have you ever told on anyone?
What somebody has told you not to tell
My question: I said have you ever told on anyone?
Yet I'll tell you:
It's helping
And I'll tell you:
You're doing the right thing
Ethan Hughes
I'm a boomer and that song is absolute trash. The only good thing about it is guitar melody that's repeated during entire song, and it's stolen from Frusciante/RHCP, which makes it even worse
Hudson Peterson
>SHE WAS MORE LIKE A BEAUTY QUEEN FROM A MOVIE SCENE
Thomas Ward
YOOOOOU WANT IT ALL BUT YOU CAN'T HAVE IIIIIITTTTT
Robert Stewart
Everyone knows it's from RHCP you fucking mongoloid, you're not special.
Levi Edwards
Based and boomerpilled.
Jonathan Campbell
YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME!
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Benjamin Perry
And how was that implied from what I've said?
Jaxson Martin
>enter gym
>AND I LAUGH AS I DRIFT IN THE WIND
Henry Morris
THE WORLD IS A VAMPIRE
Oliver Clark
10 PERCENT LUCK 20 PERCENT SKILL
Carson Scott
2000s songs were the height of music, no decade has matched it and no decade ever will.
Samuel Wright
>t. boomer who can't drop walk
Tyler Ross
YOU CAN FIND ME IN DA CLUB
BOTTLE FULL OF BUB
Cooper Mitchell
CLOSING TIME
ONE LAST CALL FOR ALCOHOL SO FINISH YOUR WHISKEY OR BEER
Dominic Brooks
Robert Gray
>walk into gym
You can run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Run on for a long time
Sooner or later God'll cut you down
Sooner or later God'll cut you down
Aiden Lopez
*laser sounds*
YO LISTEN UP, HERE'S THE STORY...
Robert Young
OH BABY YOUUUUUUUU
YOU GOT WHAT I NEEEEEEED
BUT YOU SAY HE JUST A FRIEND
BUT YOU SAY HE JUST A FRIEND
Josiah Reyes
Jessie is a friend
Yeah, I know he's been a good friend of mine
But lately something's changed that ain't hard to define
Jessie's got himself a girl and I want to make her mine
William Rogers
>walk into gym
>GREEN GRASS AND HIGH TIDES FOREVEEEEERRRR
Jaxson Fisher
Ashes to ashes is better, faggot
Daniel Smith
WOULD YOU CAPTURE IT OR JUST LET IT SLIP
John Cooper
Boomers are the most powerful race in existence
Charles Hall
>walk into gym
MY NAME IS MUD
NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH BILL OR JACK OR PETE OR DENNIS
MY NAME IS MUD AND IT'S ALWAYS BEEN
'CAUSE I'M THE MOST BORING SONS-A-BITCH YOU'VE EVER SEEN
Isaac Fisher
>Fitting inside that tiny mirror
Samuel Bailey
are you going back in time?
Isaac Green
MUD?
Evan Moore
>CHANGE MY PITCH UP
>SMACK MY BITCH UP
Daniel Stewart
Drawn into the backdrop here
You could fade, you could fade away
Bright lights on a starless night
Burn a hole in the dying day
Joseph Kelly
Under pressure, that burns a building down
Splits a family in two
Puts people on streets
It's the terror of knowing
What this world is about
Watching some good friends
Screaming let me out
Pray tomorrow.... gets me higher
Pressure on people... people on streets
Ethan Miller
There's something happening here
What it is ain't exactly clear
There's a man with a gun over there
Telling me I got to beware
Asher Johnson
WHO'S COMING TO GET YOU
WHO'S COMING TO TAKE Y'AWAY
FIND YOU GUILTY WITCH WOMAN
CAUSE I'M THE WITCHFINDER GENERAL
Aaron Martin
Fuck I wish I had boomer music at my gym, it just has zoomer techno remixes and rap.
Nolan Torres
You can use headphones
Mason Wilson
2000s music was absolute trash and you have terminally bad taste if you think so
Joshua Rogers
TURN UP THE RADIO
I NEED THE MUSIC
GIVE ME SOME MORE
Landon Cook
Jason Williams
>enter gym
IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
Ryder Clark
Kys zoomer
Josiah Powell
HAND OF BLOOD
I DON'T WANNA FEEL
MY HEART IS BREAKING
Jaxson Clark
>SO NOW WE FLY AND WE’RE FREE
>WE’RE FREE ABOVE THE THUNDERSTORM
Xavier Diaz
Every boy, every boy, in the whole world could be yours
Noah Robinson
Based boomer
Xavier Martinez
ABOUT A LITTLE GUY WHO LIVES IN A BLUE WORLD
Robert Allen
Based
Hudson Green
You put me in my place
I got you in a stranglehold baby
Last night I crushed your face
Nathaniel Jenkins
YOU
HAD
A
BAD
DAY
Daniel Miller
GLORIA,GLORIA PERPETUA.........
Owen Garcia
HERE I AM
ROCK YOU LIKE A HURRICANE
Jose Foster
>THIS IS TEN PERCENT LUCK
>TWENTY PERCENT SKILL
Mason Gutierrez
How to achieve this mode?
Alexander Ross
>walk into gym
>this is the story about billy joe and Bobby sue
Camden Allen
You were supposed to talk about the music you autist. Now that boomer lost his interest and is chatting up Chad.
Gavin Kelly
BASED AND R E D P I L L E D
Nathan Hill
Best game in the series
Jose Green
>funky little beat....
>funky little beat.....
David Carter
CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SOOOON
Jayden Russell
Based
Logan Campbell
Fuck off, Eurocuck
Juan James
literally wore my iron maiden shirt to the gym today.
Kayden Diaz
AND SHES LOOKING HIM WITH THOSE EYES
James Edwards
>go into base gym
>play WAR WHAT IS IT GOOD FOR over and over again
Thomas Price
WE HAWT
Juan Turner
based