>informative videos
>not a supplement pimp
>calls out fake natties
>didn't tear his pec from benching 315 like supplement pimp Jerry Ward
Why do you fags still hate on Blaha?
Informative videos
Brayden Richardson
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Jayden Torres
Too autistic. If i want autistic stuff, i just come here.
James Lee
someone post the blaha rant pasta
John Reed
>a man that looks like weak shit is giving advice on how to be strong and look good
Jack Lewis
I believe it's a combination of Jason setting an incredibly low bar and his damning lack of strength/aesthetics after 20 years of being a self proclaimed fitness "expert". Imagine being a fan of Eddie Hall, or Serge Nubret. You would be constantly reminded of just how good you aren't. No matter how hard you work, or how much you sacrifice, you will never make it to that level. For some of us, we never make it anywhere close. Those guys are the professionals. We wouldn't cut it in the minor leagues. We're a church intramural league. Still, most of us are able to make peace with that and still strive to be the best version of ourselves. Not Jason. Jason has to convince you that he's the best there is. Remember, Jason claimed that the only person bigger than him when he was "in muh prime" was Ronnie Coleman. He then added the caveat that maybe, mayyyyyyyybe Kali Muscle is as big as Jason used to be back in the day.
People that are legitimate fans of Jason are people that are unwilling to face the re-al-it-tee of their lives. Jason gives them all the excuses that they need. That's why so many people across so many comment sections all say the same thing: "I don't care what he looks like. He gives good advice." By telling themselves that Jason is the only one that's "real and honest," they convince themselves that they're being "real and honest," while everyone else out there is a delusional, lying, snake oil salesman. Jason sets a standard that's ridiculously easy to attain. And even then if you still fail to attain it, "muh cut," "muh age," "my past accolades," "muh health," "muh longevity," "muh athleticism."
Do you want to follow someone like Athlean X, constantly "flaunting" the success and physique that you will never attain? Or do you want someone like Jason Blaha, constantly reminding you that you're mediocre but that's okay. That is okay...
40 years of delusion series:
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Alexander Allen
Hey, you're getting too close, you need to back up.
Jaxon Cooper
He just represents average genetics. Not everyone is going to look aesthetic or wants to look aesthetic.
Luke Miller
>>informative videos
Name one relevant information that he has posted in the last 4 years and isn't widely known to every casual lifters
>didn't tear his pec from benching 315 like supplement pimp Jerry Ward
Yeah but he destroyed his back squatting and now can't squat or deadlift more than 2 plates
Colton Jackson
It's like DeagleNation but real.
Eli Hughes
In response to your first point, almost any piece of information would be new to Jow Forums. No one here lifts.
Cameron Hughes
Doesn't Jow Forums follow bullshit like starting strength?
Benjamin Lee
>mention some positive aspects about X
>ask others why they HATE him
Nobody cares. Is this what peak posting looks like?
Carter Turner
He is literally so weak for his size that he has to be in the genetic bottom 10% without exaggerating.
John Howard
starting strength is a dead meme
Adrian Clark
>average genetics
>Blaha
Maybe before he used the waist trainer and the girdle and eternally fucked up his hips.
Jeremiah Morris
This man is over 200 pounds and cannot deadlift 375 with a straight back.
Brody Clark
Post body and strength level
Bentley Rodriguez
Fuck off.
Nathan Carter
I'm old gahs have a bit of muscle fatigue and soft tissue strain. But that's okay. That's okay. We'll build that strength base back up soon. And that's a respectable goal at my age gahs. I don't think anyone can say it's not. It's a good goal gahs. That's okay. That's okay.
Bentley Morales
How about I whack you off instead, you fucking faggot
Ryder Cruz
Teabag my balls.
Gabriel King
What are you, fucking gay?
Ryder Turner
>benching 315
dyel? But seriously. A youtube "powerlifting coach" should not only bench 315
Wyatt Cruz
That was Jerry Ward. Tore his pec doing half reps on bench and first attempt at 315. Was visibly shaking at 245.
And people pay this guy for coaching.
Jacob Bell
I would just end myself if I had his birthing hips
Brandon Roberts
So this is the power of average genetics.
Ian Ross
Looks about average.
Jonathan Scott
Post your body
Connor Gutierrez
I want Blaha to fucking kill himself for being a disappointment to the world with his shitty aesthetics and strength.
Cameron Cooper
Relax bro. You just like looking at bear mode men.
Landon Jones
Did you think you were being witty when you posted that?
Colton Powell
It's not my fault you're gay and jerk off to pics of Blaha.
Aaron Rogers
There is no one in the world degenerate and gay enough to jerk to Blaha.
Anthony Fisher
You're just horny fuck off you flamer.
Christian Hughes
>reply doesn't even make sense
Such is life for the Blano
Ryder Evans
>thinking I'm Blaha
Thomas Mitchell
Cause he's a pedophile
Jacob Martinez
He failed every single one of his fitness goals for 2018. That's why people don't take him seriously.
Luke Hall
hahah that ROM
Nathan Richardson
>not Blano
>defends Blano
Gross
Ryder Turner
Jerry Ward is the epitome of bodybuilding arrogance and stupidity.
Brayden Martinez
Whats up everyone, cardio gamer here, and i'm gonna be leveling my orc today while i talk to you in my ASMR voice.
Isaac Richardson
Why is his body weird? I'm fat af and working on it, but Jason looks..odd?
Jackson Foster
Jonathan Turner
He has an additional chromosome. Klinefelter's syndrome.
Lucas Ross
I was sayin that blaha isn't anyone to take advice from if he only benches 315. Hell, I bet he can't put up 275.
Austin Ortiz
Blaha can't put up 275 anymore. He's stopped blasting now that he got outed as making his own roids and is scared of a visit from police. It's why he's injuring himself and all his lifts are plummeting.
Xavier Gutierrez
>making his own roids
Lol why?
Ryder Nguyen
He's socially isolated and doesn't have a source, he's afraid of being caught buying roids and it's cheaper to make them in your bath tub.
Jonathan Evans
that's our boy hemingway
Ryan Rodriguez
I used to think he was real. The video where he flipped his car speeding down the highway definitely helped. youtu.be
Jaxson Anderson
He has blasted insane steroid cycles and still manages to look smaller than my Chad grandpa who hasn't lifted a weight since the 90s
Brandon Taylor
Pics of gramps?
Matthew Stewart
his frame is unironically what I want to have, its perfect to be a bear and still be switchable.
Bentley Brooks
Fuck off, fag
Jonathan Stewart
its an opinion, dont get your panties in a bunch user.
Charles Russell
I can't wait for the hypersensitive era to be over. Pointing out that your faggy opinion is gay and pathetic does not mean I'm upset in any way.
>gay mannerisms
>likes getting pegged
>made up a story about a man fucking him
>child bearing hips
>naturally low test
>has seriously considered whether or not he's gay
Blaha lives in Houston and his address is known, just go meet him you degenerate.
Jace Richardson
yeah, but typing all that means you are ticked off.
listen, let me explain, with his frame, mainly the wide hips, you can go bear mode but still have a femenine figure, you can be a switch.
Asher Fisher
*inhales
you draw
Camden Ortiz
>if you take a minute to write something you must be mad
You're desperate for any kind of human interaction if you think that.
Jason Sanchez
...he would know reliable places to buy online if he's been around as long as he has.
Xavier Bell
is that an incision scar at the bottom of his stomach?
Jackson Gutierrez
>if he's been around as long as he has
What did the downy mean by this?
Easton Nelson
he has been posting on bodybuilding forums since at least 2002. there were places like ghost gym or others that are still around that he would have known about.
Adrian Adams
Not sure but it looks like it. It's suspected that he go lipo at one point but had it really poorly done which explains his disgusting kangaroo pouch stomach. He rarely stays near 200lbs, he has been a fatty his whole life. Even at his "best" as a bodybuilder he had gyno and a fat stomach but no scar at that point either. Blano may have the worst genetics in history without crossing over into clearly disabled/crippled territory.
Jason can't figure out how to keep his mouth shut, how to cut, how to make people like him, etc. Jason is too dumb to have learned anything on the way. He's not synthesizing his own test base, he's just buying powders and putting it together like a kid puts together Lego. I'm not sure what it is you think you're arguing here.
Nathan Diaz
you'd think at some point he'd say fuck it and just take dnp to drop weight
Isaac Johnson
>he sat down and made a checklist to see if he was gay
wow
Elijah Baker
what's weird about that?
Isaiah Phillips
According to multiple people he has run tren and clen for years but still can't get below 200lb. The closest he got was when he moved back to Texas with nothing after losing the Layne Norton case. He quickly ballooned up to 250+ shortly afterwards, whilst blaming his ex-wife of course.
Here he is an example of his retardation and how he can't stop stuffing his fat face, back in England when he was on this 2g+ stack. Absolute loser
Jose Cooper
if you're an adult, you should already know if you're gay or not.
unless he's just massively in denial, which would make sense.
Leo Brooks
i'm going to start copying that flashlight placement
Luis Barnes
still, don't you think doing a bi-annual checklist could be beneficial?
Lincoln Evans
I like at the start how he waits a bit and then jumps in with the high energy introduction, but he didn't edit out the part where he turned the camera on and got into position even after consciously allowing for it. What a boob.
Austin Williams
Reminder that Jason was cucked by methcookie.
instagram.com
Driving around with some nog who hit her up on insta.
I believe it's impossible for Jason to do something properly. It's what makes him so fun to laugh at -- seeing what simple shit he'll fuck up next and what the cope for it will be.
Samuel Kelly
Why is his left arm so much smaller than his right?
Adrian Hill
he doesnt do nofap
Luis Butler
He's a high functioning mentally ill person. He's also just flat out fat.
If he didn't lie about his past, previous stength, previous physique, and if he actually got to a respectable body fat %, he'd have a decent channel. But with the stolen valour stuff he's just beyond saving. He's literally mentally ill.
Sebastian Rivera
Looks as garbage as he did 10 yrs ago
Gabriel Clark
His entire left side is smaller than his right side. It could be related to nerve damage from his Klinefelters or another illness which he hasn't been taking medication for since he can't afford it in America. The left side of his mouth noticeably droops downwards and he has lost most of his upper teeth which may be related too. You can kind of see how it droops in this gif, it's much more noticeable elsewhere though.
Also when younger he pinned his left bicep with a dirty needle and developed an abscess. He claims he tore it from the bone or some bullshit but everybody knows if he's talking then he's lying.
This but I don't think he'd ever have a decent channel. It'd just be like Janoy in that you'd be watching a tard try to be like normal people. Blano doesn't have good advice and he flip flops constantly.
Gabriel Johnson
He's certainly much more intelligent than Janoy, though Janoy's Adam Harper era physique is more impressive than anything Blaha has built over the years.
YouTube actually offers a uniquely scary window into the lives of the high functioning mentally ill. First, it draws these kinds of people to the platform -- you can start a channel with no start-up costs and no connections (mentally I'll don't have strong relationships or career building skills). Second, the Charles Manson types (cult leaders, liars) tend to get the biggest followings. Third, the YT algorithm incentivizes daily uploading of 10+ min videos, so these mentally ill people are literally forced to ramble on and on while constantly contradicting previous lies and positions. They literally can't keep their delusions/lies straight
Blaha, sv3rige, and the 405 bridage homie are all overtly mentally ill yet high functioning and CONFIDENT. Genuinely the scariest types of people -- walking mass shootings waiting to happen.
Josiah Rogers
Thoughts?
Jack Parker
A Judge forced Blano to receive psychological testing to confirm he wasn't a retard. Janoy has an excuse for his slowness, Blano doesn't. And Blano is definitely not confident, you should see him in interactions with people IRL. One of his ex's friends came forward and told a story about how Jason was too scared to get in the pool (at a pool party) and kept a pistol in the band of his pants. He's scared of absolutely everything. Have you not seen him start shaking uncontrollably when he is by himself? He's fucked up.
>the 405 bridage homie
Who?
>sv3rige
He already stabbed 2 or 3 teenagers when he was in high school and has admitted to raping/sexually assaulting a girl. I'm surprised he has unironic followers
Hunter Murphy
was she trying to get him to go into the deep end?
Carson Sanchez
>405 brigade homie
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This guy.
He was made popular on the OE Fitness channel, which just does fitness fail videos. You know, laugh at ego lifters with bad form compilations.
He loads up every plate onto Smith machines and leg presses, moves it literally 1 inch, then says he outlifted elite strongmen unironically. He has been kick out of all of his local gyms for slamming the weights off rubber (bouncy) safeties on the Smith machine, and he gets in heated arguments with gym staff when his memberships get revoked.
He also has apocalyptic religious stuff on his channel and wears medical gloves (not lifting gloves) to the gym. Creepy stuff
Ian Clark
Hmm... looks relatively narrow to me.
Ha, it was a male friend who had seen Methcookie strip and fucked her before she met Jason.
Cameron Jackson
Here's an example of what he does
Levi Peterson
Haha this is great.
I think I've found a new tard to watch.
Ian Diaz
the projection, yikes.
Connor Parker
>watch last COUPLE HUNDRED of his training videos
>in every single one blaha complains about being fatigued, sore or injured
>this is the same guy who said that only retarded bodybuilders get sore or fatigued and there is no point in training if you get sore
>in every video he has to mention how dumb bodubuilders are and they don't know how to train
>the same guy created IceCreamBodybuiding channel and facebook page
>same guy said he is going to cut, get aesthetic and write an ebook about his transformation years ago
Jason "Shawn Rhoden has absolutely disgusting body, i would never want to look like this" Blaha
PS. he's much bigger in person
Christopher Gray
american average genetics
Jayden Lee
I'd hate bodybuilding if this was the best I ever looked, even after blasting.
Luis Sanchez
>I'd hate bodybuilding
the problem is that he hates everything that even remotely involves "bodybuilding" instead of hating his cursed genetics
Luke Gomez
Because he's unable to admit fault for anything. Look at his history of blaming his exs and "the trolls." It's all his words and his behaviour. He can't even concede that he's bald.
David Cooper
I like how he calls out bodybuilders for being g4p fags
Jackson Reed
Blano would know all about being gay
Liam Lewis
why the fuck are his nipples hanging so low like that wtf
John Green
Surprised you didn't wtf at his arms. Those gains are not loyal
David Cook
his frame is fixable, just train obliques and lats xF.
Cameron Thompson
Jesus he must have kleinfelters or something. If I didn't know what blaha looked like I'd guess this was a woman
Colton Lewis
you fucking dumb or what? hitting obliques will make his hips even wider