Stepping inside a gym for the first time ever tomorrow.
What can I do to establish dominance?
Stepping inside a gym for the first time ever tomorrow
Luke Martin
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David Young
Wink at the biggest guy there.
Lucas Torres
go 6x per week for the next two years
Mason Clark
Find the biggest guy in there, whip out your dick, and tell him to get on his knees
Angel James
Steal all the 5 lbs weights and insist that they’re your gains eggs that you must take to your nest.
Justin Morris
Load up 6pl8s on the diddy platform. Stomp around and slap your thighs, then proceed to do ab rollouts
Julian Thompson
Speak like a man and stare at anyone that bothers you with a neutral face.
Ryan Evans
piss on the floor
Luke Diaz
Rape the front desk girl infront of everyone
Cameron Russell
Jackson Watson
kek
Parker Nelson
KeK
Evan Gonzalez
bodyweight squats
be sure to wear flat footwear such as sandals
Carter Myers
Goto the biggest guy and say "Feeling fit buddy?"
Jason Hughes
Oh no
NO
Lincoln Williams
you don't have dominance
Angel Hughes
underrated
Jeremiah Lee
Walk up to the biggest guy and punch him in the face
Lucas Harris
Squat in the curl rack
Wyatt Cox
Find a few big dudes lifting together and ask if you can join them
Levi Bennett
Jizz on machines n dont clean up
Brody Sanchez
Kek
>I'm just a lucky guy
Ryan Ortiz
THIS. Also, make sure to get a squat plug.
David Reed
What's the point of filling your crotch with padding if your small penis is still going to show against the fabric?
Henry Wilson
kek
Ryder Perry
Piss on the equipment
Charles Hughes
Find the biggest guy there, pull down his clothes, and stick it inside of him
Matthew Evans
Just lift the weights you fucking faggot. I can guarantee you no one will give a single shit about your presence.
Ian White
Do a squat and purposely shit yourself to mark the territory.
Hudson Cox
just find the biggest guy there and punch him in the face
Luis White
Walk up to everyone bigger than you and correct their form and tell them your dieting tricks to better themselves
Landon Kelly
grab the first barbell you find and do a full lap of the gym with it. This will teach you about gravity, domination and confidence.
Adrian Morales
Why are you trying to establish dominance?
Monkmode and self improvement is the correct path shitlord.
Dominic Gonzalez
What's the point of injecting your ballsack with silicon so that you die?
Fags man
Ryder Myers
>padding
It’s best if you don’t know the truth.
Jose Anderson
im onto you, you cheeky little shit
Dylan Mitchell
>Stepping inside a gym for the first time ever tomorrow.
>
>What can I do to establish dominance?
After you go in, lock the doors, turn around, pull your pants down, spread your cheeks and yell "All aboard!"
Brayden Robinson
Dont be that guy who walks in, stands in the middle of the gym for an hour because he doesn't know what to do then leave accomplishing nothing.
Elijah Thomas
Bring your mentor with u
Alexander Richardson
Roar as loud as humanly possible, then run around screaming youre a big guy.
Gavin Nguyen
heehee
Wyatt Jones
kek