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I feel sorry for you

Fat girl learns that it's possible to play a role poorly.

if only american baptists churches were like this

that shit is usually a meme. i think people just add it to their shopping carts then delete it or cancel the order or something

it's not they're too close together and I don't think it will reccomend that items.

post the registered titan one

jesus fucking christ

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>not play a roll

FPS
>Work with kids during the summer
>have groups of 8 to take care of per week
>90% of kids are well behaved, energetic, in shape
>one week, get full 7/8 Aryan boys, all well behaved, all energetic enough to want to participate and play every sport we set up, but disciplined enough to know when to calm down
>8th child is this morbidly obese, heavy breathing Korean kid, he’s only 8 years old and must be bordering 150lbs
>week goes by okay, fattie just sits on the benches and colors in his roblox coloring books all day
>finally convince him to play baseball with us
>immediately strikes out
>fat cheeks go bright crimson red, looks like his head is about to explode
>one of the normal kids just says “aww man you struck out”
>fattie goes ballistic, screams at everyone in the batting line, runs off, makes me chase after him to calm him down
>this goes on all week, any time he attempts anything physical he fails, reeees and cries for the next 10 minutes
>spend the entire week with him at arms reach in case he spergs again
>at weeks end, all the Aryans have their milf mothers come pick them up, tell them they had fun and say goodbye to me
>fattie’s parents come, they’re just two perfect spheres, they come bringing Chicken Day (Korean fried chicken) for him
>fattie cries and screams about how much of a terrible time he had
>parents bug the camp for a refund for the rest of the summer

Don’t have fat kids, for the love of god a fat child truly is the most depressing scene on the planet, they know they’re different and worse at sports than everyone else but are too young to understand it’s up to them to change that and instead just screech and cry about it

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that's fake as fuck

>it’s up to them to change that and instead just screech and cry about it
It's not up to them to change that, it's up to their parents.
People don't just randomly "have" fat kids, they make them fat with horrible parenting. They either give them unhealthy food or enable their behavior, either way the parents are the reason fat kids are fat.

I keked

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That's nice champ.

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I don't know, I've worked in film for about 10 years (local indie shit, nothing impressive), and it looks pretty real to me. I'm no makeup artist, but I've worn a lot of prosthetics myself and picked up on a few gore tricks. The key here is the blood, it looks shitty and cheap. Good prosthetics with fake blood are much more vibrant and visually appealing/repulsive than the real stuff.

The attitude is independent of fatness, that's just Korean parenting for you. But horrilbe they're setting him up like that. Especially since most koreans are based and despise fatties.

shut up faggot

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The kid ACTUALLY looks like some kind of reanimated undead

If only we were so lucky

>people

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I remember That it was a fake old pasta, the bite was real but the story wasn't

it's fake. it says add "both" to cart when there are 5 extra items

Based people poster

Damn. Any idea on the real story

Jow Forumsthathappened

>ate soup with no floaties on

wtf kek

It's fake. For one, the human mouth doesn't open enough to cause a wound like that. The jaw would hyperextend which wouldn't allow her to make clean teeth marks. Further, you can clearly see the spirit gum around the bite marks (the area where the skin looks a little scaly). Third, he had two veins punctured in that pic. Guarantee you he wouldn't have been able to take a clean pic like that unless he had very fast reflexes while getting cleaned in the hospital
>t. theatre/film student that does make up effects for halloween events

Those damn medical doctors and their "years of research."

I love that whoever took this screen has ad-injecting browser addons.

Simpler. You could make that in Paint, or even using inspect element in your browser.

didn't think you were gonna show. You're late.

>stepdad is a landwhale
>mom orders pizza as a treat
>fuck yeah I was volunteering all morning so I'm fucking starving
>I go to the school in the big city
>this was my first time heading home in months
>beg mom to get the pizza from my favourite restaurant in the whole world and to get my toppings and salad
>basically vibrating with excitement on the way home
>go to eat
>hand my stepdad the pizza serving utensil and a pizza cutter
>pushes me away
>"I don't need that."
>I'm an extreme germophobe and the idea of his gross ass sausage fingers o my senile grandfather who pisses himself touching my food is a little distressing
>"Come on dude, be courteous. I just can't eat food that other people touch."
>"Okay, OKAY, user."
>"Thank you."
>go upstairs to wash my hands
>come back
>he's literally ripping the pizza up with his fingers, badly
>licking toppings off his fingertips then going back to serving with his hands
>grandfather reaching in and touching the salad with his hands
>angry
>"Stepdad, what are you doing?"
>"What?"
>"I asked you to use utensils, please."
>"What does it matter?"
>"I don't like other people touching my food."
>"Whatever, just come and eat."
>he's mangled the whole pie
>"No."
>"Oh for fuck's sake. You're a real snooty bitch, you know that?"
>"Excuse me?"
>"What's the fucking difference? People at the restaurant cooked it!"
>"Actually they use gloves."
>and aren't gross
>basically goes on about how I'm a stupid fucking pretentious bitch who thinks she's better than everyone because I went to college and exercise
>mom stands there while her boyfriend screams at me
>"You're such a stupid fucking cunt, user."
>all this verbal abuse because I asked for him to not eat with his hands like an animal
>leave
>he eats half of the pizza by himself
>mom offers to buy me another pizza
>"YOU BETTER NOT BE SPENDING ANYMORE MONEY ON THAT DUMB CUNT."
>"Whatever mom, don't worry about it."

>mfw I was cheated on and dumped by guys with yellow fever

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>by Linda Bacon

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hows things now user?

>>"Actually they use gloves."
>>and aren't gross
as a professional pizza employee i can tell you you're wrong on both counts

Sounds rough arinio still least you are away and can exercise

Use your anger to creatively destroy your oppressors.

Based

I think a huge part of this is that autistic people cannot pick up social cues, so anything less than vitriolic contempt is just playful banter with them.

>be me
>hospitality class in high school
>partner is landwhale
>he vents to me about bullies
>feel sorry
>stay after class and listen
>he asks for all the cupcakes we made
> I was planning on giving these to my friend
>but he seems sad so I agree
>everyday he wants therapy and food
>Explain politely I have other things to do after class and he needs a teacher involved
>he says his brother Matthew died of cancer and his catcher's mitt is in his locker
>keep listening to him whine and talk about video games I don't play
>he "glomps" me
>ask him to stop
>He starts surprising me in the hallway
>tell him to stop
>he says I'm "tsundere"
>turn around and scream for him to fucking stop
>he laughs and runs away
>follow him
>tell him I'm not a therapist, he needs to get professional help and to not grab me
>he goes on about how he thought I was his best friend
>explain that we're not exactly friends
>"WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE'RE NOT FRIENDS?"
>"FRIENDS DON'T GRAB EACH OTHER. AND WHEN'S THE LAST TIME YOU EVER ASKED ABOUT MY DAY?"
>".....so how was your day?"
>get teacher to change my partner
>he still asks for food
>"Don't you have your own?"
>"Yeah but yours taste better."
>He apologises, says he was acting weird because of the truama of his brother's death
>feel bad again
>keep giving him my food and even sit with him at lunch occasionally
>he asks if I want to hang out after school
>say no
>"I just don't wanna go home, cause my dad beats me."
>starts to get suspicious
>say no, but keep being nice and giving him my food even though there is an ingredients fee
>class bake sale and charity cook off in cafeteria
>guy walks up
>"Hey, you're user!"
>"Mmhmm."
>"Your friends with my brother! He talks about you all the time."
>"What's your name?"

1/2

Lmao can confirm on that

Ooooo shit's brewing looking forward for a cont

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He's still a dick, sometimes. Other times he can be very nice. What pisses me off is that he often verbally abuses me for no reason, is a complete hypocrite, and my mother lets him treat me that way.

>go home
>mom turned upstairs living into my grandfather's bedroom
>want to have friend over
>be really sick after fainting spell, can't leave house but really want to see him
>mom is happy
>"WELL YOU GUYS ARENT GETTING THE LIVING ROOM DOWNSTAIRS IM WATCHING TV."
>he watched TV everynight
>and has a TV in the garage where he smokes and their bedroom
>mom will not let me have a boy in my room even though I'm 25 and he's gay
>he basically calls me a dumb selfish bitch and says he hopes I have another "fake seizure again"
>mom apologises and manages to talk him into letting me use the living room for a couple hours on my vacation

I know that intellectually, but because I don't see it does't trigger the disgusted feeling. The moment I see an employee use their hands or see a hair, I never go back.

I think the tobacco companies corner that market.

2/2
>"Matthew."
>"OH REALLY?"
>fucking furious
>explain situation to new partner
>"Dude, didn't you take English?"
>"Not yet."
>"That shit about the brother with the catcher's mitt is right outta Catcher in the Rye."
>he appears
>"Hey user I don't have any money because my dad is abusing me can I get some cookies for free."
>"Only if you fucking choke on them."
>say he's been mooching off me and wasting my time with hours of sob stories about a brother that never died
>"Oh."
>"YEAH."
>"....Can I still buy some cookies?"
>"NO."

After a week or so he started sitting next to me on the bus and whining about his life but I'd ignore him. Eventually he called me a bitch and walked away. He tried to make it as an chef but he had no discipline so it failed. He invited me out to his family (his FATHER'S) restuarant. He also complained about the friendzone a lot when that was a hot meme.

Literally why didn't you lay him out?

Are you a girl? Pls post body.

I feel bad for your mother.

>blatant crabs in a bucket syndrome
kek

London

Oh I understand now.

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Sorry to hear all that, my step-mothers an abusive piece of shit too. It's good you go to school away from home, it'll get better once you can afford your own place and never see his face again. Hang in there, hope things work out for you.

your mom cares about that gross pig's dick more than you know what to do. keep your distance and wait for the eventual heart attack

stephanie?
kys you loser

If anyone called my daughter a dumb cunt, I'd slit his throat in his sleep. The mother is just as much at fault as the porker.

no you fucking wouldnt

Basically. I never taught at a summer camp, but my ex did and:
>kid asks to be thrown into the pool
>kid is a good swimmer
>ex picks kid up, and gingerly tosses them into the pool
>fat parent who isn't even the kid's dad complains about "child abuse" and demands that parents be informed about kids being thrown into the pool

>fat kid
>is about 12 years old
>playing with mixed age group of kids ages 6 - 12 in a relay
>fatty fucks it up big time
>his team is actually really nice about it because everyone gets snacks anyway
>he starts REEEing that it isn't fair
>keeps screaming and crying
>runs away
>ex has to chase him down
>so my ex walked at a brisk pace for three seconds
>he's sobbing about how this is supposed to be an academic camp so he shouldn't have to do anything physical and it's not fair
>ex explains the relay is less about athletics and more about strategy, team work
>fatty ain't having it
>screeches about how unfair this is
>"Well, every second you keep crying is a second we don't get food."
>fatty rolls back to the camp like Sonic the fucking Hedgehog
>little 7 year old girl attempts to console him
>my ex found her adorable
>she was actually a little chunker too but was actually sweet
>"Sometimes I cry too, that's okay."
>the other kids are being bitchy at this point because the burgers are cold because of him
>start giggling about his "little tea party" with the little girl
>so fatty shows them what an alpha he is by pushing this adorable little girl trying to cheer him up off the fucking picnic table
>ex screams this is absurd
>parents come
>fatty complains
>parents complain
>fatty gets relocated to other camp consellor
>she gives zero fucks about the kids
>she's looking for resume stuffing and easy money
>lets fatty stay in the computer lab playing minecraft
>he goes on and on about how she's the best counsellor
>next summer
>my ex, who wants to be a teacher, is not allowed back but this chick is

You don't know my life faggot.

yeah i do kevin

>Taking abuse at 25
Time for you to grow a spine. Or to lift harder if you're physically too weak for confrontation.

Cause I'm a pussy.

I was going to retort, but yeah. You burn the rice, you pay the price.

Solidarity. Hope things get better for both of us.
>but considering how my mom disowned my sister for not inviting my stepdad to her wedding after he literally punched her out on Christmas Eve
>I'm starting to doubt it

This. If anyone hurt my kid I'd drop their fucking ass like a corpse in the Pine Barrens. Also they would be the corpse.

That ain't me.

>spine
I started calling him out and it actually works. I think he picks on women because they're generally more agreeable, but the moment one responds he panics.

>come home for Christmas after getting fired, being dumped, getting out of an abusive housing situation with a (((landlord))) who tried to steal my security deposit, while juggling exams and grad school applications
>completely pig out when I get home
>spend three weeks sleeping in, only going for jogs when I feel like it, and eating all of the junk food and homemade cooking I want
>mom asks me to clean the bathroom
>say I'll do it
>he mutters under his breath
>"Oh yeah, user, cleaning something, user doing housework, that's rich."
>"Well if I'm jobless and messy, then I'm just following your fucking example."
>he's been unemployed most of his life including the last year and digging into my inheritance
>he immediately shuts up

And yeah, I've been a flabby cardio fag for years. I've decided to start lifting in 2019.

your mom is seriously dependant on him for some reason
seriously just keep your distance from them and wait for the heart attack to free her

Yeah, I have no idea what it is. My mom's social, smart, the breadwinner, cooks and cleans, etc. I guess she sort of has to defend her decision to get divorced because my Catholicfag family REEEE'ed at her so she sort of bunkered down into this "I'M NOT A THOT, REALLY" mentality rather than moving on from her first post-dad relationship. People meet my dad and honestly ask me wtf.

>keep distance
That's what my sister does, but I could never cut my mom out. I do troll her when she gets too overbearing.
>send mom a pic of chicken crockpot recipe when I put it in
>she worried about me not cooking chicken
>sends me a million "user please tell me you cooked the chicken, user please"
>"Nah mom I just like my chicken rare."
>go to work
>leave work
>check phone
>15 missed calls from mom
>text from brother saying "yo dude mom
called me at work saying I had to drive over to keep you from eating chicken"

that makes sense
why did she even leave your dad?
that divorce probably isn't real in the eyes of the lord

holy shit your mom is super boomer
she sounds cute

>bought together
>$220.69
>b...b...but healthy food is expensive!!! I can onmy afford cheap junk food!

>leave your dad
I think they got married way too young and had no idea what they wanted sexually or emotionally. My dad openly tells me to "try the shoe before to see how it fits" with respect to marriage and sex. He talks about how the personality my mom had to develop at her job to be good at it prompted personality changes that affected their dynamic.

TLDR: Being a Catholic is a wild ride.

She is!!!! I don't wanna derail the thread but I got more about her.
>take her on trip to Ireland and England because we're both plastic paddies and I like British history
>in London
>mom is frightened by the cars because she's from a small town
>regularily screams while running across the street
>please god no
>chastises jaywalkers
>"oi fuck off, m8, I got me walkin' loicense"
>"I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT YOUNG MAN SAID BUT IT WAS VERY RUDE."
>sees woman in Muslim headscarf rocking her heels on the curb and listening to music
>"SHES GONNA GET HIT user."
>"Mom she's fine."
>"NO SHE'S NOT PAYING ATTENTION AND SHES GONNA SLIP AND FALL IN FRONT OF A CAR AND DIE."
>"She's fi-"
>mom dives in
>pulls Fatima back
>partially yanks head scarf off
>ripped the hair at the barettes she had in
>yanked out headphones
>Fatima looks at my mom like she's Charles fucking Martel
>mom smiles sheepishly
>"I. SAVED. YOU.", she says slowly and loudly.

She also got lost in Dublin and called me crying because Irish people were making fun of her.

holy shit your mom is cute
shes like a high functioning idiot
tell her i love her and to stop fucking a pig

>"oi fuck off, m8, I got me walkin' loicense"
Based brit bantz
Your mom sounds like she needs to take anxiety medication

N E W C A S T L E
pls be my naziposting gf

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>idiot
She's more like a savant. She's retarded in most things (she unironically asked if Family Guy was basing anything in fact when they portrayed the Fuhrer as a talk show host) but at her job she's legitimately amazing. I constantly have professors, doctors, and patients rushing up to us and talk about how good a nurse she is.

>anxiety is genetic
>doctor tries to get me on medication for GAD
>I refuse the medicinal Jew

Alas, I am but a fucking leaf. Live in America now, though.

>tfw I have had to curb my racism because I racism because a boy I like is Jewish
>he tells me his parents are drug abusing socialist linguistics and law professors
>mfw

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>liking a kike
D R O P P E D

>stepdad
Then
>moms boyfriend

Larp.

lift big, femanon

stepdads are almost always trash human beings

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Years ago I would have called bullshit on that greentext, but then I moved to PA. I can confirm that the east side of PA is fucking filled with Koreans(and Indians, Russians, and a bunch of other fuckstain foreigners)
The Koreans are especially notable because a lot of the churches around will have Korean lettering under the English on their church signs. There are Methodist and other random denomination churches in my area that are almost entirely Korean congregations. They are 100% exactly like that story.

This place is such a fucking joke.

the out of place world war 2 nazi imagery didn't tip you off?

>She
>posts fashy photos
Ma'am, you're all right. Your family needs a flame thrower and I'll help you do it.

I browse weird.
I completely separate text from images.
Completely.
When a pic is actually a pic related, and the poster doesn't specify, and it see it; HUGE REVELATIONS.
I promise I'm not autistic, but images to me are supplementary and I ignore them.

>American
>National Socialist
Yo ho ho, you're in the right fucking place, we need you for the race war. Do you live in the Pacific North West?

>a stepdad isn't a man who dates your mom

This is true.

>out of place
>literally laughing at racemixers
>out of place
What did I expect? I'm in the Sippenbuch and you fail to score with simple gooks.

Pic related.

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fucking based femposter

Images are supplementary...on an image board.
How do you even live?

Not an American. A temporarily displaced leaf.

(And sorry to disappoint, but I'm not really a fascist. I just like history and think the Nazis were interesting / pretty wacky group of lads. Good luck trying to get a bunch of Portland hipsters and the folks in Hongcouver to okay your ethnostate, m8.)

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I do, why is that important?

>have fat person in my friend circle
>she tries hitting on a friend of mine when I bring him along to an outing, he just acts uninterested & polite
>she later vents to me about how my friend is super stupid for not noticing her advances and how he could have had something happen, kept saying shit like "his loss", "I'll just find someone better".
>didn't consider it's because she's a repulsive fat fuck hog, it's my friend's fault for not noticing her advances
Really irritated me tee bee h
I remember her saying "I know I'm cute, I have squishy cheeks and pale skin" in some random conversation between her and another female friend of mine, it was context appropriate for the conversation.
Also texted me "ummm, no" with a picture of a tinder (or some other app, I don't remember which one) bio of a guy who you'd picture to be a total bro at a tabletop campaign, she said he was a creep. I asked why, what did he say, she said she didn't even swipe with him and that it's just a "woman's intuition".
Also an SJW.
I fucking hate this woman.

Hes probably on board with NorthWest Front

Take heart user, you know she is pathetic. Lots of others know she is pathetic. Christ, deep down I bet even she knows she is pathetic. No matter how much she irritates you, remember how truly pitiable her existence is. That's how I deal with people like that anyhow, I find it reduces my annoyance a lot.

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wanna bang?

I didnt realize the text from bro didn't end at "yo dude mom" and I was laughing

thisand if you cook for him shove extra calories anywhere you can so he'll die quicker. Homicide via fatty food isnt illegal

Stfu you fedora tipper. I can smell your lard ass through your post