Sup Jow Forums,
What is your go-to pickup line for hitting on chicks at the gym?
Gym Thots
Noah Green
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Xavier Lopez
>Do you think you could please spot me ma’am
Jose Hernandez
>Hey, are you working out
(get it, because they’re at the gym)
Charles Miller
You wouldn’t happen to be a bone inspector would you?
David Richardson
>be me at gym
>be deliberately wearing tshirt inside out
>hang around target qt
>she notices and tells me
>haha what an idiot, t-thanks.
>valid excuse to remove top and show gains to qt
>ice broken
>can I thank you with a coffee after your work out?
Also see a group of girls working out
>approach girls
>looking good girls
>then walk away
Jackson Rivera
Then everyone started clapping and chanting your name
Sebastian Adams
I just flex a cep and ask if she wanna see more of this.
Charles Carter
cringe
based
Asher Powell
>tfw no large breasted oneesans to physically dominate me at and after the gym
Why even keep breathing
Dominic Carter
I usually just walk up to them after they finished a set and say "so here's what you did wrong:..." then I list everything they did wrong.
After that I just I suggest to give her my phone number if she has any other questions.
It usually works because they're thankful for the advice but it's just my luck that all of them had boyfriends.
John James
I want to believe this is humor.
But this is Jow Forums, so...
Elijah Hughes
>When you get caught being seperated from the pussybitch-squad.
You're gonna get bred, son.
Camden Lopez
>Damn girl are you a parking ticket? Because you're going to be on my windshield later if don't stop taking fucking Instagram selfies.
Cameron Davis
i don't talk to anyone at the gym
mostly just stare at the thots from afar, usually through a reflection in a mirror so it seems less obvious
how could i have a chance with a qt gym thot?
>no social skills
>not attractive
Ayden Thompson
>Go around the gym between sets saying hi to everybody.
>Come back around
>Shout out 'Ladies you are looking good tonight'
>Finish up my sets
>Leave
Isaiah Nelson
What actually worked for me in different cases:
- be a regular and gradually ease into it. Start by saying Hello when she passes you, go from there. May take a while though.
- Ask how many sets she has left / ask to work in. Start smalltak inbetween. Ask if shes from around/uni/whatever. Go from there.
- Do some exercise right next to her, 'accidentally' leave something behind when you switch exercises. If you are lucky she will come around to remind you that you forgot something.
- Stalk and add her on social media and shoot her a message.
This may or may not work for everyone though, depending on how good you actually look.
Ryan Baker
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Jace Watson
> excuse me mam, you wouldn't happen to be a cock sucker would you?
Benjamin Thompson
You don't need to work out, youre perfect the way you are
Lucas Martin
Act like you dont know shit about working out and ask her to explain the exercise she is doing to you or how you train x body part because her x body part is really impressive.
Colton Clark
Nice LARP
Mason Gray
>hey how do I get some nice and large bosoms like yours?
>can I hold them while you work out? To see how you activate the muscles with each excercise haha
Zachary Brooks
“So, do you go to the gym or something?”
Daniel Stewart
Came here to verify these 4
Sebastian Hughes
Discord trannies at it again
Can’t wait till the day where everyone gets sick of their shit and they can’t leave their house without fearing for their own lives
Nicholas Sanchez
>dating thread
enjoy your b&
Christian Hill
Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door. The leather club is two blocks down.
Ayden Myers
Just OHP them and say “Oh sorry I thought you were a barbell”
Isaac Price
help me out bros really need that webm where the girl is using her legs on the fly machine
Wyatt Diaz
Just go fap to actual porn and stop posting in Jow Forums, loser.
Mason Rodriguez
its always posted on fit tho
William Myers
LEAVE
Oliver Torres
Benjamin Hughes
Die trying
Also LEAVE, Underage B&
Gavin Johnson
post body
Colton Brooks
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Easton Evans
Thomas Bennett
>eyyyyy bb, you want some fuk????
Works every time brehs
Dominic Gomez
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Samuel Phillips
Oh and here's me lifting: i.4cdn.org
Justin Sanchez
Ethan Evans
Wasn't really trying to hit this girl up, but i realized its a good way to pick thots up in gym
> be me, good looking DYEL
> need to work my back on one of those machines
> go to that machine
> see thick thot doing some retarded shit on that machine
> ask her if i can workout along with her
> she starts mirin me obviously and goes "yeah yeah of course"
> she starts small talking
> im like sure bro i lift
> ignore thot cuz gains dont come easy as thots
> keep working out
thank me later faggots
Landon Evans
Tranny discord in full force today
Sebastian Gomez
>Hi my name is ____, whats yours?
Kevin Harris
A heavy set of deadlifts
Brayden Martinez
based
Cameron Diaz
cringe
Jackson Anderson
Yeah thanks for the (You), assclown
Parker Collins
thanks
Lucas Carter
>just my luck that all of them had boyfriends.
kek, thats just what they told you
Jace Lopez