Jow ForumsIZENS, WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION?

janitor at a big office building atm, surprisingly easy job that pays way more than it honestly should.

I'm also half way through the process of getting into the police academy, its actually initially what got me into getting Jow Forums

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I put wires in things that kill people

i'm CIA

time to watch 500 again

How's that cough coming along, Sergei?

Actually a Finn

its 300 you utter retard

he wasnt alone

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Computer Engineer, I am the most fit person at my job. Everyone is overweight or obese.

Chef at Wendy's

based

Organic chemist, working on anti inflammation and cancer drugs

>unless you have a shit job that requires you serve customers
S-stop it user, I have work in an hour and a half at my c-comfy customer service job

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i give my regards to you, chef! what a fine meal you've prepared!

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Webdev entrepreneur. Started several websites that generate $6000/month altogether in ad revenue and steadily climbing. Took a lot of effort the first year but now completely self-sufficient. Someone made an offer to buy one out for $400k but I think I can do more with it soon once I integrate with more cloud services.

Why the fuck do you have MLK day?

Based. Came here to say this too.

C#, php, react, all around dev fag here.
Working at steady job, decent pay, hate it.
Need to know more...

Not if you watch it 1 & 2/3 times.

Police officer

pilot (soon)

Administrative assistant

I spend my day making calls, doing spreadsheets and reading comics. All while listening to music

Accounting, plus admin/bookkeeping for my wife's business.

Time zones dude.

That sounds pretty decent. May I ask what kind of websites?

>my wife's business.

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Kek.

Don't talk to me or my wife's business ever again.

Machinist mate in the Navy

Appealing to niche markets worldwide that I don't have any real industry experience in. Easy ones are anime/vidya/cosplay databases and feeds for the Southeast Asia market using AdSense linking to other popular sites, etc. Have clothing ones too automatically featuring current styles and I plan on experimenting with image recognition API to find similar looking clothing at cheaper costs in local markets.
Also have African domains based on how to speak like an American businessman and what not to do. Might be apparent to us and easily found on Google but none directly serving local regions where they might trust a .et or .za domain more.
Tons of data aggregation tools available out there to help narrow down.
Website creation is stupid fucking cheap these days and easy to spin up/down/recreate if they don't work.

Postdoctoral research scientist

Thanks very much mate. That's heaps more detail than I expected or deserved. Any particular resources/skills you'd recommend to someone wanting to try something similar?

I'm a deign engineer
I work in network engineering/security engineering as a cyber security engineer type of role

I would love to spend some time to talk to fellow tech people but no programmers, me and programmers don't really have anything to talk about since they just work on code while i do everything from network engineering to designing data centers

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Can you make steroids for all of us. Pls no estrogen joke

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Cool, and grats on your PhD. What are you researching atm?

currently researching how to cure my AIDS that i got from buttsexing because i'm a faggot.

Not that kind of scientist
Thanks. I work with biological invasions, especially insect pests of agriculture.

Business Developer also known as Keynote Developer and professional web browser

Government lawyer.

Very cool. That shit's bloody fascinating.

The applied aspects, like developing pest management strategies that improve crop health and productivity, are rewarding. Plus, I think it's just cool to understand how an insect spreads across an invaded landscape.

med student, rn i'm taking some time for research

Food chemist. Compounding a artificial butter flavor. Browsing Jow Forums while some stuff dissolves.

Fireman.

Work out twice a day with my bros, then kick it in my shorts and crocs in between calls.

Cyber Security Student.
CCNP Holder, Honors Degree focusing on Digital Forensics, 'Ethical' Hacking and Networking Technologies.

Butt pirate

NEET, Gym and games.

Life is suffering.

Does the tube go "BRRRRRRRT"

Tattoo Artist

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it goes BRAAAAAAAPPPP

Fuck yeah. I especially love the concept of introducing predator species to control insect pests. May I ask roughly where you're based? I live in NZ and invasive species are a big concern here.

Actuary

Software engineer.
But gonna get a startup going soon.

Hell fuckin yeah, brother

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Construction site labourer and currently studying to qualify as a PT

I live in California

Welder/fabricator

How do your shifts work?

Two days on then four days off

Sounds wonderful. Pay okay? I've heard lower 5 figures before

Chair Force contracting

Depends where you work.

I’m at the top of the pay step, plus special ops pay, plus some USAR deployment overtime over the past two years, so I’m in the high 90s.

Damn that's pretty based

>implying that im not on 4chins while at work

you are wrong.

>WHAT IS YOUR PROFESSION

Project engineer for underwater construction.

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Middle school teacher reporting for duty

Uni student, freelance Graphic Design on the low low

Case manager in an institution that offers formation for people in their teens and twens with disabilities. My clients mostly are aspies, people with epilepsy or with mental issues like borderline. It's a lot of paperwork, statistics, counseling and meetings.

Being on Jow Forums must be like clocking back into work

Give children ketamine.

Sometimes, yes. But then I'm not here for counseling and nobody tells my that it's my duty to help someone that fucks up. I also learned to have patience with weird people.

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How do you tolerate that shit? I thought about being a teacher but I dont thinki I could handle the kids

It is, but spots like mine are very rare

Fire fighter

Cashier, my full energy goes to the gym

builder

Schoolteacher.
5th year, 60k a year, 3 months off, student loans paid off by govt because low income school. It’s a fine job and can be very satisfying when the kids aren’t shitty.

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It should be civil rights day but mlk is now the defectors face of us civil rights activism.

No way man. I’m certified through 6th but wouldn’t want it. In the trenches with 4th

Ill add to that.. 68 days and 68 nights per year and the rest of the year off.
Plus it's pretty much the Jow Forumstest career

Ironworker, sorta. I make stuff for construction places.

Millwright

Painter & Decorator

Sounds wonderful.

It is, but we are pretty busy during the two days on

Bit of a list

>Judo Instructor
>Mercenary
>CIA operative
>Steroid manufacturer
>Personal trainer
>Male model
>Science fiction writer
>Youtuber

Don't ask about 2 or 3 though k?

Shut up Blaha and stuff pic related where the sun won't shine.

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I sell cocaine and cocaine accessories

You better not pull that on me in Texas, kid.

Electrician and student.

tfw unironic neet
Help me fit i cant find a job i like nor reason to live outside of lifting

I'm a NEET

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