How can we make it fit

how can we make it fit

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Have any of you had a thots tongue up your ass?

I shiver in pleasure just thinking about it.

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Yeah, my gf did it without me asking. Didnt think I'd like it, but she's hot so it made it better. Feels good when she stimulates my asshole or prostate with her fingers or tongue, especially if she jerks me or blows me at the same time.

I wish my gf was a whore and eat my ass too.

I'd punch mine in the face if she did that and ever expected to kiss me again

Did you clean your asshole? Didnt the smell of protein farts grossed her out

Yep, girl I loved right out of college would do all kinds of out-there things, including lots of anal play, including that, with a frequency which became somewhat unnerving, especially when she did it right after I went to the bathroom.

I almost started wondering if she had a scat fetish or something, but ultimately I decided she enjoyed being degraded. Which was mildly unfortunate as at the time I came to prefer her taking a slightly dominant role.

Basically, I think men crave novelty and that's why tastes change; if you've got a girl going ass to mouth on your whims, you'll get bored of it eventually. Give or take a year lmao.

>especially when she did it right after I went to the bathroom
fetish unlocked

My gf does it sometimes and im a little bit self conscious about the smell down there even though I literally finger myself to clean it up

It feels pretty fucking good

yes. all the time. she was heavy into being degraded and especially liked being spat on

ironically it was one of my first long-term relationships though we never formerly 'dated'. problem was afterwards I was so desensitized to vanilla sex that it affected my subsequent relationship.

I have now been alone for nearly 18 months

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get a bidet attachment for your toilet seat and keep some pump soap by the toilet

if she does it she likes the taste and smell of shit my nigga. don't be self conscious.

some women really like it, it's because they lose certain micronutrients during their periods and they have to regain them

I never take a shit without showering afterwards.

Not sure man, sex makes everything acceptable although I feel that my ass is almost always clean.

shut the fuck up lol

My gf wants to do it but I refuse to have anything up or near my asshole. I like eating her ass out but I don't like it when someone does it to me. Dunno why.

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Give it a try user

It’s because you’re not fucking gay you faggot

Nah...

Yeah, but if it's gay why do men get prostate orgasms? I don't like it personally but I don't see anything wrong with it if someone else does.

do all of you whose gfs do this have hairless asses? my butthole is covered in hair, can't imagine anyone wanting to put their mouth near it lmao

I went to a family dinner today and my dad said he needed to talk to me and took me in the other room to ask me if i was using steroids and that its dangerous if i am.
Have i made it Jow Forums?

I think you meant to post a thread.

No, my ass is hairy is fuck. She says she likes it when she grabs it because it feels softer. She says the same for my chest and gets butthurt when I shave for the summer (can't stand the heat and sweat).

>how can we make it in thread title
>ask a question related to making it while autist closet faggots are talking about ass eating
>somehow im the one off topic

>putting your tongue inside a shit pipe

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t. virgin

A clean asshole tastes the same as any other body part. It's no different that kissing a thigh for example.

the absolute level of delusion needed to believe there aren't still harmful bacteria down there

People in normal countries have anti-bacterial soap, pajeet.

Im scared to do it because knowing my luck Id end up waking up with an infected tongue thats painfully sore, and i wouldnt be able to eat enough calories for gains.

yup, I pretty much demand it. Not necessarily to put it in, because it might be hard, but tonguing and licking it feels very fucking good. Even better when you shave, its more sensitive.

Just keep lifting 'till somebody loves you, bro.

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Would you drink from toilet after washing it?

based

Because doing it to a girl is hot. Letting a girl do it to a male is just disgusting.
Nothing wrong with you user

Imagine being such a beta you don’t have the anti-body’s to eat your own wife’s ass.

What's the Instagram of these thots?

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was with 2 girls where my finishing move would be sitting on their face where they lick my taint and ass while i come on their tits. so good.

>18 months
Try three years

no, but nothing would happen to me if i did.

to put it in context, your tooth brush has massive amounts of fecal bacteria, as well as money (both bills and coins) and ATM touchscreen/keyboard

and you're still alive and not suffering from dysentery

nothing will happen to you from eating a washed shithole

Same here.

Hang in there, we can make it.

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haha u should try my dick

Based

post body i wanna see how good i have to look to pull this off. Or were they hookers

Unlike you, i don't get any sexual gratification from a toilet, are you into mexican tiles too?

The love of my life loves licking my ass after hard lifting. She said she likes my natural musky smell. She always begged me not take a shower for a week before visiting her. She’s strange gal

Try 25.

Mfw I get all of my health & science info from Jow Forums

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She ain't even mad doe

Not him but if a girl really loves you she’d do it. Mine wants to lick my butthole, but there’s no way I’m letting her if she’s expecting a kiss after. She also has a foot fetish and wants me to lick her feet but that shit is fucking nasty, especially since her room is a mess idk what she been stepping on