Valentine’s Day is coming up lads. Will you ask your gym crush out?

Valentine’s Day is coming up lads. Will you ask your gym crush out?

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My apartment gym is filled with boomers and soccer moms so I don't have one to ask out in the first place.
I'm already not looking forward to it because all of my students are going to be asking if I have a gf because I am the only young male teacher at my school. My fellow teachers are also probably going to ask if I have any plans and may try to hook me up with there grand daughter or some shit.

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>teacher
>doesn't know difference between there and their

that's a funny doggo

Made a reservation at a fondue place near where I live but as of today I don't have anybody to go with.

what a sad sack of shit you are

imagine the smell

Gonna ask at least one of em

Just say you have one dummy. Girls do it all the time.

go out and fuck some pussy you limp dick retard, wtf is wrong with you?

Of course not, the part in my brain responsible for lust and arousal has been fried by one juicy lightning strike.

8 days KO, 6 months recovery as half of my body was temporarily paralyzed.
Dont play with steel cables during storm boys.

Already done
Asked her for her digits yesterday

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>Broke up with my GF
>Been sad as shit
>Also the thirstiest I have ever been in my entire life

Holy shit boys I didn't know I would feel like this

sounds like a shocking experience

Checked and based

He shot me down though and I still kind of feel bad. But I guess it helped fuel today's workout
My current FWB is also a gymthot but I'm so sick of her lads
I'm unironically thinking about going gay

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SHE SHOT ME DOWN*

>oh really what's her name?
>where does she work?
>how did you meet?
>are you going to bring her to (social event)?
>wow I can't find her on social media, isn't that weird?
>how come no one's ever met her?

>Gym crush is a 4'11" womanlet with a phat ass
>See her talk to a couple of guys when I see her there but pretty sure she is dating one of them
>The guy is a fucking stick, I'm taller more muscular have a better face and am way stronger than him
I just can't figure out how ugly mother fuckers pull hot babes. Maybe all the "just be confident bro" posters are on to something because it definitely isn't all down to looks. I'm not even an autist.

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I'm not shocked haha

my stupid crush wont even answer my question about some college related thing, got completely ignored
so much for spending months doing group activities together
why do i like her, shes a cunt

Gay bears look at me like i'm a piece of meat.

The only thing i can get for v day is HIV

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I don't have one lmao.

Just got the number from a cute chick at a burrito place I was at. Diamond in the rough type.

>I just can't figure out how ugly mother fuckers pull hot babes.
money, funny, or both. or he could be a musician. chicks dig skills.

ironically I started getting laid when I stopped going to the gym.

so I don't know. I have a girlfriend now and it would break my heart if I cheated on her with some gym thot

>Jow Forums
>teacher

Please tell me you teach gym

What's funny is when I skip gym, I have way more free time i.e. time to mack and hone my game.