>"user, all you ever talk about is the gym... this is like, our second date? Can't you please look up and talk to me? I get that I may not be the most interesting, but I thought you could at least pay attention when I talk to you. Not like I took today off for work, anyway."
What do?
Tyler Robinson
Brody Rogers
*flex a 'cep*
Noah Anderson
>*shhhhhhh*
>no talkie until finish coco
Kevin Davis
"You're lookin' good today lady."
Gavin Rogers
Y-you mirin?
Robert Kelly
>pick up the coffee cup and throw it in her face
THAT'S WHAT YOU GET, FUCKING ROASTIE
STILL NOT ENOUGH????? OKAY
>slams her fucking head onto the table until she's knocked out and starts pissing in her mouth*
YEAH THAT'S MORE LIKE IT BITCH
NOW FUCK OFF
>asks the waiter to come over
"I'm sorry, this had nothing to do with your and your coffee shop. May you accept this tip? Thank you, and have a great day."
>goes home
Josiah Perez
SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU
SHUT UP
SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUP
I'M ABOUT TO BREAK
Gavin Gutierrez
What a shitty thread
Worst part is the people who make these abortions are R9Kuckolds who’ll be virgins for eternity
Jaxson Fisher
Why does everyone here adore this "cute angel" shes clearly a thot with all these attention seeking videos
Brody Gonzalez
fucking kek
Luke Wood
>meet Jordan after her class is over
>get a bit closer to her every day
>we start holding hands, kissing, going to fine restaurants
>at one point we're so close that we start trying out golden showers
>we piss in each other's mouth
>seems like she prefers if I'm the one to do it
>sometimes she gets really thirsty in the morning but is too comfy to get up, so I tell her "it's okay princess, just open your mouth" as she smiles at me and I let my special yellow juices flow down her throat whereafter the two of us nap until 4PM
Feels good being a NEET with her.
I prefer when she's on her period, though. Sometimes I'll make it extra tasty by rubbing some extra sperm in there, letting her beautiful vagina shine in a bright pink after my masculine white and her feminine red merge into each other. Unfortunately her urine ruins that eventually, which is why I have to be quick about drinking it.
When it's fresh, it tastes warm and overall pretty salty. Sometimes I'll add a little bit of sugar to it, although it's perfect to me the way it is.
>...
>2 years later
>decide to have kids
>9 months later
>licking up the juicy fluids when her water breaks
>making her give birth in our garden, with her blood watering our sweet grass and flowers
>cutting off the umbilical cord and wrapping it around my cock the next time I breed her for extra luck
>may use it on my own daughters in case Jordan gets too worn out
>live happily ever after
A man can only dream.
Liam Walker
Go back to r9k and realize why you’ll never have a girlfriend
Faggot
Henry Campbell
>having these kind of desires automatically means the person is unable to get into relationships or has to be a social outcast
user, I...
Colton Brooks
based/10
Ian Long
>taking your incel whining boo hoo tfwnogf bullshit over here
>making shitty virgin larp threads because you don’t talk to girls
Yikes, you’re one massive fucking faggot
Angel Murphy
Keep seething, user
Logan Evans
Aiden Carter
>tfw you are much much less degenerate and genuine as fuck but will still never have a gf
Michael Allen
kek
Tyler Roberts
>*takes hand off dick*
>*puts finger in her drink and stirs*
>*demand check and leave her there to pay*
>*she follows me and i fuck her in an alley*
that easy bros
Carter Harris
>tfw 27 year old permavirgin autist never even been on a date
>the thought of actually being on a date with someone and having to have a 1 on 1 conversation for an extended period terrifies me
>probably couldnt even keep it going for 10 minutes
>then thinking about how people have these daily with their bf/gf
sigh
Zachary Jones
y-you too
Zachary Anderson
Keep being a kissless incel faggot
God doesn’t want you to spread your shit genes
Post body
Leo Adams
D R O P P E D
like a
P L A T E
Carson Nelson
I'll be your gf if you don't mind my feminine benis :3
James Cook
>Used to think this
>First date at 21 yo
>Absolutely fucking packed college coffee shop late at night
>Normally have crippling anxiety
>Talked to date for 4 hours straight without almost any anxiety
Adrenaline or something, idk, but I believe in you m8
Eli Collins
In the first place sitting across from a girl is beta as hell
Jeremiah Jones
audible kek
Eli Reyes
ok
Andrew James
user, I don't think you understand what you're saying. I'm neither an incel nor kissless, I just have fantasies. Don't know why you're so butthurt.
Julian Nguyen
This. It's surprisingly easy to keep a conversation going if the atmosphere is good, but I imagine I couldn't hold one if it'd just be the two of us in some empty coffee shop.
Leo Watson
yikes
Nicholas Allen
Nicholas Adams
haha this is pretty much the best post in Jow Forums in like 4 days
like golden showers lol who even things of that?? so cool haha
Jason Hughes
where else do you sit? on top of her?
Elijah White
You sit on her lap
Jose Miller
You’re lying, your virgin tfwnogf larp threads are fucking garbage, you steal other people’s images, you need to go back
Nyr faggots and discord invaders belong on a cross
Austin Perez
Who keeps making these extremely high autistic threads.
Nicholas Phillips
>being this delusional
who hurt you, user?
John Lopez
fuck why did I laugh so much?
Aiden Howard
what a qt
I kinda wanna kill myself now
Matthew Hughes
...
Owen Morris
You still haven’t posted your body, you dirty fucking faggotniggerkike
Just go buy a dating simulator or keep your shit to your containment board
R9Kuck refugees who don’t even lift and instead of adapting to our culture they shit up the board with their incel shit
Chase Perry
Why should I post my body? It's average and has nothing to do with this thread.
Again user, I don't understand your logic. Just because I behave like this on an mongolian cartoon image board doesn't mean I'm like that in real life. You have issues, my friend.
Xavier Watson
>faggotniggerkike
>talks about containment boards
Isaac Collins
You and your incel cabal constantly shit up this board with your r9k shit
This thread has nothing to do with fitness
You admit you don’t lift which makes sense for a someone who’s low testosterone enough to spam virgin larps
is where you belong
Ethan King
user, why are you so goddamn angry?
First of all, I'm neither an incel nor on r9k.
Also I said my body is average, that doesn't mean I'm not exercising.
Also. Me ≠ every single similar thread that is created on Jow Forums.
Austin Jones
>This is the face of a guy who has a gf he can't meet up with for months at a time but can find videos of her being bukkaked by 20 small fucked Japanese.men
Brandon Perez
>constantly spams shorty threads
>oy vey why’d you hate me so much
>I’m not from r9k! Trust me, I’m a fellow white man who cares about physical health
Jesus Christ you’re pathetic
never come back
You won’t be missed
Dominic Mitchell
user, you may have anger issues.
Either that or someone on r9k really, really hurt you. It's not healthy to care about a digital board this much, especially if you don't even own it.
Carson Brown
What's wrong with r9k?
Luke Foster
Shhhhhhhhhh, I'm doing kegels right now and I need to concentrate. Gimme a few minutes.
Ethan Cooper
>poltard complaining about r9k
Ryan Hill
Comfy and chocopilled
Henry White
90% on whatever board you raid want you dead and would gladly kill you themselves
You’re thread has nothing to do with fitness and is shit
Learn who they are
Xavier Howard
>Learn who they are
user, you're not any better lmao
What's the difference between
>REEEEEEEEEEE NORMIES
and
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE R9K ON MY BOARD!!!
?
Sebastian Long
I’ve stayed away from pol for years
What kind of fucking creep has a huge folder of random women and has videos of first person dating for tfwnogf losers like (you)? That’s even worse and thrice as pathetic than porn
Jayden Ramirez
Wake up.
Just kidding even my dreams are uneventful.
Austin Smith
>You're
>YOU'RE thread has nothing to do with fitness and is shit
You keep bumping it though, brainlet.
Easton Gray
You need to learn how to control them, user. That way they'll never be uneventful.
Juan Morales
Absolutely based