IT'S ALMOST BEACH SEASON BROS

And women still don't like me and probably never will.

>tfw I live in Hawaii

Nice try fren. Also gonna assume you are using them there europoor units.

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It's January, fuck you, I still have 6 months to cut.

It was okay until she started laughing maniacally then it was weird

>Start cutting in early January
>Lifts go up
>Weight stays the same
>Lost inches around chest/waist/butt

I think I'm content, recomp noob gains are confusing.

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-20 in european degrees
Beach time any day now

When's a good time to start my cut? Won't be hitting the beach much till summer with my current job so no more February break to worry about

Here in White Argentina it is already summer.
33°C yesterday at the city...wew, lad.

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Yesterday was -28°C. Just a couple months more brehs...

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There are no beach seasons in my country

u living in suomenlinna?
i'd do it for -28 c no prob xd

At least you have snow.

>tfw quit my gym membership because furloughed

Nah, had a construction site in Laajasalo.

Doing 8h workdays in these temperatures is harsh. Forget cutting/bulking, I stuffing my face with food just to stay alive.

It's eternally summer desu.

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lad. i had to wear my timberland boots to gym today not to freeze to death.

What's good to do in Aruba? Going there in March.

>area just hit lowest temperatures
not just yet babsbro

It was 0°F yesterday morning. We're not quite there yet. I'm still on a cut though, for what it's worth.

not beach season though sense there’s atleast five animals that all around Australia that will lioterally kill you because there aren’t antivenins developed for them.

>tfw -25 at uni the other day.

that last .5 seconds of the webm are like a fucking jumpscare

>20 lbs down, 17 lbs to go
Am I actually going to be able to enjoy summer this year without crushing embarrassment

Beach season is AT LEAST 6 months away you non-boreal fuck

that's a brutal mogging that's what that is

I am still bulking

Then it's not "almost beach season" if it's already beach season, you dumb faggot.
Also nobody gives a fuck about australia. You're like 20 million people on an empty sandbox island compared to the billions in the northern hemisphere

That looked way too illegal before the face reveal.

euro "cheese"

>Literally rotten liquid from a goats tit
>Mixed with old wooden boat paddles by some hairy mednigger in his backyard
>Fermented in a bathtub during the summer
>Maggots
>Bug feces
>Holes
>Lumpy
>Discolored
>No preservatives because they like the taste of mold
>Sold in faggy wheel shapes
>€15/g because socialism

American Cheese

>Sanitary vegetable oil, not from a filthy barnyard animal
>Processed in a clean factory by the ton using stainless steel robots
>Treated with the best chemicals so the taste doesn't degrade with age
>Perfectly smooth
>Yellow
>Can be purchased in an aerosol can, individually plastic wrapped slices, a giant tub, etc
>The government gives it away to black people just because they can

mmmmmmmmm yeah :)

whats so funny you stoopid bitch??

Bruh its -5°F snowing outside. Ill still have snow on the ground in May. It aint even close to beach season

wtf are you talking about I just walked outside there’s no snow and it’s 65

Fuck you op

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Based and America pilled

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Why would you do this? Why do you come on to internet forums and lie to people? Its clearly cold as fuck

>Argentina
>White

Gonna have to get some dnp I’m a little behind

holy fuck im like actually retarded because I laughed at this

I had -20c two days ago.

>live on Florida beach
>when all the tourists are here it's too cold for me to go to the beach
>they think it's warm but at 70F I put a jacket on

-20C in Joensuu.

Stay strong brahs. Not looking forward to starting cut next month, gonna be freezing.

>The government gives it away to black people just because they can
not anymore apparently

Fellow Americans, can you stop being a fucking embarrassment for fucks sake? Every time an Aussie posts, it's the same 6 fucking jokes, you're being reddit niggers.

>upside down
>prisoner xD (US was used as a prison colony before Aus)
>steve irwin
>kangaroo
>australia not real lol
>shrimp barbie outback steakhouse xD!

Stop being fucking redditors.

Thats summer weather

Florida summers are 95F with 90% humidity every day for five months. It feels like 110.

name?

Babs Palvin.

but i like mouldy goat liquid cheese.

thank you

Yessir

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can you explain to me how you guys reconcile Christmas and hot weather?

literally everything related to christmas is snow, hot cocoa, reindeer, more snow, a warm fireplace, etc.

you guys literally have to celebrate this shit in the summer? lmao

I've always been fascinated at how hard argies LARP as white people. Why?

are you fucking retarded

fuck you nigger. I'm not ready!

excuse me sir, is your refrigerator running?

Why do you assume everyone making fun of dogshit island is American you fucking redditor?

Whats her name!?

Read the thread.

Goddammit I thought that was a perflat brown loli goddess and instead I got some boring ass shitskin roastie, fuck you op.

Salty ocean water wet hair is the most annoying thing on the planet.

Mary Mudshark.
Casey Coalburner.
Nancy Niggerlover.

This juicy slut fucks apes is what I'm getting at.

amerimutt coping with his 56% fake square cheese versus superior yurocheese

dutch cheese best cheese

Why do you guys get all the cool JDM shit?

>being this retarded

>tfw I'm ready for the beach and it's only January
I'm gonna be godly this summer
And my girlfriend is gonna love it.

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I hope you realize people in Florida also deal with the same exact thing.

t. Assmad bogan "fellow American" posting

yeah me too haha my girlfriend is going to lose her shit haha

Is that sweden? Kind of looks like Köping or Västerås, or any other fuck ugly industrial pseudo-soviet like town close to where I live.

Oz seems like a pretty dope place, only concern is the housing costs and that everything is more expensive by virtue of being imported from overseas.

Yep. And it kind of sucks.

Jealous, Islandbro. I live in Bermuda and it's fucking freezing today. 15 degrees but I'm in cozy sweats.

you forgot spiders and people killing each other for a tank of the juice,
faggot

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>tfw still full on bulk
>Have spring break tickets already purchased
>Prolly won't even cut and just go full dad bod
>Will just have to get blackout drunk everyday to hide social autism and self consciousness

I'm almost to 1/2/3/4 bros I aint stopping now

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>beach season
>in 45 Celsius weather

you're either insane or an idiot.

It's Helsinki

>tfw no Rachel Cook gf
FUUUUUUCCCCCCKKKK

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snorkelling and scuba are pretty great there

Yo wtf bros I want to settle down with her and have kids with her if you know what I'm saying haha

Only thing she settles on is arab sheikh dick for measly 20 000$ a night, then she fucks chad on side to boost her self confidence after taking load from literal camel

someone has to pay for those instagram trips bro

Gday mate

Weak af

Omg it's so nice out!

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SIR THOSE ARE ALIENS!!!!

oh god no

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God just when I begin to think I have seen the epitome of feminine beauty it gets outdone. Never change user.