Fuck, need help please

Ok fit, I need help please.
My parents are away for the week on business and they had renovation work ordered today and I was too nervous to answer the door when they arrived earlier
Now they assumed I was out
>hmm, must be out, let’s start anyway.
He sent me a message asking if I was home and I replied that I was out so it’ll be weird for me to exit the house
And now there’s 6 workmen blasting music and walking around my outside house.
They’ve been here for 2 hours, how do i get them to leave so it’s not weird when I go to work in an hour? I forgot I had work when I lied
And please don’t move me to Adv, this board is my home, my people

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Ss + Gomad

You fucked up, just go let them in and say you are retarded and got issues. Minimize your losses.

Can you maybe slip a key somewhere outside your window and tell them there's a spare key you forgot about?

Fuck, I was peeking out the window and one of them looked my way.
I ducked in time but I think he was me

aw shiet

Could do, only I don’t want to look like a retard. One of them has a sister that goes to my church and I’ve been trying to get it in herMaybe, but they’re mainly outside

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Have they surrounded your house? Because you could pretend you jumped a fence or something and didn't get in the way they are.

Make up a story involving a NEET twin brother. Go out and pretend you go to smoke weed or something, take your work clothes with you and change somewhere. Even if the truth goes out, you can pretend it was a prank

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They’re moving around. I could if I time it right. Maybe...This too...

your best bet is probably or

Yeeeh BOI
I did it!!
I timed it enough and, poured ketchup on my shirt! AMS jumped through window at perfect time.
They think o got stabbed so ambulance is coming for me. I’m safe from my autism.

Tell them you were sleeping and didn't hear them at the door. Or you were taking a dump. Or had headphones on. Or just go to work and don't worry about it. I am certain they don't give a shit.

GEt some quality porno, mainly girls moaning. Play it full blast so they hear it.
Then after a while leave the room, wink and say, “sorry, I was busy” then turn to the Ouse and say “bye Stacy, you were wonderful”
And then walk away

>Being this massive of sœyridden-betafaggot.
This board is for men.

But the user wants to stick his dick into a woman. Clearly he is a man

Kek reminds of something I did in my teen years
>alone at house
>dudes start doing renovation work
>too autistic to leave and say hi
>just stay in my dark room for the next nine hours playing vydia, sneaking to the kitchen and bathroom to drink water or pee when I heard them on the other side of the house
But I was 15 an did not have to worry with going to work, you dun goofed son

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He doesn't deserve to.

Say you were asleep?
Say you had headphones on and didn't hear?
Not hard user.

Can you open the front door and just tell them you came in through the backdoor?

>be autistic
>landlord ordered renovation on our balcony
>can't open door because autism
>listen in, they go away
>go back to do whatever
>suddenly a fucking ladder smashes onto the balcony
>wtfwhatdo.webm
>have seconds to react, whole apartement can be sin into from the balcony
>kill pc and run into the bathroom like a fucking retard
>renovation takes 6 hours
>stay another one just to be sure
This is truly your home, OP.

Thank you user, you've reminded me that not matter how autistic I am, at least I'm not as autistic as you.

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Did you miss the part where he told them he wasnt home

Call the police and tell them 6 men have surrounded your house and theyre armed with tools

You are absolutely pathetic.
How the fuck are you such a scared little girl?