I guess lifting paid off

hey Jow Forums, i'm 20 and this is my story
i've been lurking here for the past couple of years and roughly 2 years i started heavily lifting. managed to get a decent physique, with girls mirin left and right.
finally lost my virginity to my long term crush from college. she is one of the sweetest girls ever and she started to notice me for who i actually was. my confidence was sky high, so i guess i had that going for myself. we had sex a few times, but last night she called me and said that she's pregnant. is this what i was working for? to get laid once and now have a kid? you didn't tell me it would be like this, Jow Forums

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Most people usually skip leg day, looks like you skipped pull day.

Congratulations, you are a man now
So man the fuck up

>one of the sweetest girls ever
>only started to notice you after you started lifting
Anyway, congratz on being a father, have you thought of any names?

Not sure if it's going to be a boy or girl so nah.
Maybe Anakin if it's a guy?

Cool
You can name her Zelda if she is a girl
Or you could use a non-retarded, pop culture obsessed name?

>Anakin
Do you plan to never show up and eventually lead the girl to become a slave?

Nigga you can’t blame us for what you did

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Except Anakin is an actually good name, also when he grows up most people will think of Star Wars not as pop culture, but as cultural heritage

No bugman names pls

Good clean Christian names only

Not after Rian Memeson and JarJar Abrahams raped it to death

>college girl
Uh oh

Name the kid something that will both make him feel good about having the name and something that will not result in constant teasing. This is from a guy in his 30s

fucking kek

>Not using birth control
Also enjoy you herpes and/or other STDs, guaranteed she was not a virgin.

So he should be called Chad then right?

Why didn't you use a condom?

That’s fucking retarded
Then again you’ve never heard of condoms or pulling out so it makes sense youd have one stupid idea after another

Fucking zoomers

Make sure she's not trying to trap you.

Make it known to her that you will support her financially, but you are not ready to settle.

Do not have unprotected sex with her. She might be hoping you'll get her pregnant now.

Make her take test you bought in front of you. You know, just to be sure the first one was not a false positive.

If you do verify she's pregnant, and decide to stick around, go for off-the shelf DNA testing kit, to make sure it's yours.

Educate yourself on child support and parental laws in your state. Talk to an actual lawyer.

Unironically this, but all caps. CHAD

This isn't something to be afraid of, it's just the next step in your development as a man.

>Cause: Fat and depressed and want to change.
Effect: Get Jow Forums
>Cause: Be fit
Effect: get laid
>Cause: Sex with whamen
Effect: Has now reproduced
(You are here)
>Cause: Thrust into fatherhood
Effect: Become a strong and responsible man for your family.

It's called growing up. You'll adapt.

Cause, effect. Cause, effect. Cause, effect.

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OMEGALUL

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Retard use rubber. How can someone this autistic get laid? I'll never know

I've been cursed with this type of name, I'm a white guy. Don't fucking do it retard.

SCREENCAP