How do you establish your dominance over others?
How do you establish your dominance over others?
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Be 6'4 and reasonable looking
make eye contant with people, if they look away first it means they yield command to you
Do you think that guy knew he couldn't beat a primate in hand to hand? Or he just gave it a pass since its dumber then a toddler?
Do you think if i walked around with a chimp i could grab thicc girls brappers and blame it on the chimp? If they tried to get their boyfriends to fight me i could just let my chimp bro twist his nuts off.
Is there any laws against having an animal that sexually assaults? Like would they put me in jail for my dog humping a strangers leg? What about a monkey sticking his finger in a girls ass? Why would the dog get a pass and not the monkey? Its a double standard against monkeys.
I guess you could argue my monkey is an exotic animal and i put the public in danger of be finger fucked by him. But what if i got a license to have a monkey kinda like the guys who have dancing monkeys with funny hats in paris. Then if my monkey groped a thicc qt its not different then a seeing eye dog humping your leg. They are both animals used to survive
the best part is his underwear
This gentleman asks all the important questions.
Where did you read/hear about this
>Mam this is my emotional support monkey please do not discriminate against support monkies.
the real monkey here is you user
how short do you have to be to convincingly dress up in a monkey costume so you can g around groping women?
5'10 and below
Fuck them in the ass
5'6
My time to shine baby
Curl into a ball and suck my own dick.
I don't feel the need to. It's pretty funny when somebody tries to shake me and I completely disregard it.
You should dress up like Spritle and Chim Chim
was trump right all along?
you don't. the only thing 'idiots who need power dynamics' understand is consequences, the others assume correctly guessing at power dynamics is a neurosis
Commit 3 violent hate crimes per day
Wish I could find the video.
There was a man who was a politician back in WW2 or Cold War era I forget. Either way the photos taken of him were in Black and White.
He was short, but when he shook someone's hand he would LEAN into them so that they would be forced to retreat back in their posture, therefore giving him a more dominating, albeit short statured, handshake.
It was something specific to him that he did simply because it was a power move and that he was short.
Someone help me find who it is
>If they tried to get their boyfriends to fight me i could just let my chimp bro twist his nuts off.
>my monkey is an exotic animal and i put the public in danger of be finger fucked by him
this tickled me
>I could just let my chimp bro twist his nuts off.
>It's a double standard against monkeys.
If you think chimps wouldn't steal babies and eat them, you haven't been paying attention to the literature.
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I never look people in the eyes, checkmate.
HOLY SHIT SEND THIS TO ROGAN
>jaime pull that video up of the monkey tickling the guys nuts up!
>look at those fingers!
lean against a wall in a hallway and start sniffling really loud when someone walks by. it's primal dominance to snear at other and before they even realize it they are walking away showing submission to the alpha lowering their test and increasing yours. also they could think you're a coke addict
>cargo shorts
You american motherfuckers look all the same to me. I imagine the fat stupid kid from 2 1/2 men on a Xbox playing his fps stupid games.
choking and spanking girls
i'm quite shy and quiet in general so they're always [pleasantly] surprised at how dominant I am in bed. i've been told I get a fire in my eyes when I get rough with them, which apparently most find extremely hot
>sniff
You don't. You choose the hermit life.
>no social obligations
>no thots
>just your own consciousness
>wanting to become another Jow Forums retard
That reminds me of how LBJ used to just whip out his dick at random
How do I find a man like you?
Shut the hell up you fucking faggot zoomer eurotrash. I've killed men wearing cargo shorts
Robots didn't choose the hermit life tho. They are failed normies and desperately want to be normal. Involuntary celibacy if you will.