>tfw 5'11
>tell women I'm 6 foot
Tfw 5'11
Evan James
Kayden Moore
You sly sly debil
Christian Reed
>tfw 6'2
>tell women I'm 6 foot
Ethan White
>slept with 70 something guys
>tell boys I only slept with 2 exboyfriends
Andrew Baker
>Tfw 5’9’’ (177 cm).
>Tell everyone I’m 5’5’’ (170 cm).
Dylan Jenkins
>Tfw I’m 140
>tell guys I weigh 120
Levi Reyes
Same except I go for 5'11 just to see the looks on the faces of the guys around me.
It's priceless.
Grayson Adams
>got a girl pregnant
>can’t tell if it’s me or the 69 other guys she slept with
Kayden Walker
>5'8" 3/4
>Tell women I'm 5'9"
Austin Diaz
170 is 5’7
I’m 170 grill
Tell everyone I’m 167 to seem more cute and smol.
Anthony Mitchell
Post brapper, you cunt roastie whore
Robert Kelly
>6'5
>say I'm 6'2
The pit gets deeper
Mason Long
> be 6'2
I am the tallest guy in our family, heightmogg my 2 brothers and father
>still stand on my toes to make them even more insecure by having to look up to me when they talk to me
Christopher Anderson
>5'4"
>say I'm 5'3" or 5'2"
increase that difficulty level
Aaron Powell
>5'7"
>round up to a nice even 6'0"
We're all gonna make it bros
Josiah Ross
Cope.
Jaxon Nguyen
>am 6’5 with 5” cock
>tell women I’m 5”10 with 12” cock
Asher Martinez
6'4, 215 pounds, 9 incher
Bentley Jenkins
That's some devilish shit brah.
Brandon Hill
Truly...
Andrew Anderson
Damn...
Eli Young
The thing is, seemingly every man lies about their height and adds about 2 inches. And because this is so prevalent, everyone's perceptions are also completely out of whack because everyone is used to being lied to.
this also means that the few of us who DON'T lie about our heights get shafted because that height is compared to everyone else who lies about it. So you say you're 5'10, you get associated with all the 5'8s who lie. you say you're 5'8, you get associated with all the 5'6s who lie, etc.
Carter Clark
>quote
That doesn't seem like something JFK would say t b h
Henry Sanders
>am 6 foot
>say i'm 5'11 and 3/4
SOMEONE STOP ME I'M CRAZY BABY
Jace Hall
>be 5’10 that claimed 6 foot
>fixed posture
>got measured at 6 foot
Do I claim 6’2 now?
Ryder Reyes
Imagine actually believing this
The manlet cope is real
Owen Martinez
Post posture fixing secrets.
6’1 is modest white lie
Adrian Green
>be 5'9"
>don't have any contact with any women whatsoever so it doesn't matter
T-thanks?
Hudson Taylor
fuck, you're right. I just googled it and some dude name Phillips Brooks said it
if I can make it, you can make it bro
Aiden Carter
It's not a cope. Self-reported height figures are regularly 1-2 inches higher than measured results. Seemingly everyone lies about that shit.
Wyatt Rivera
I had horrendous anterior pelvic tilt and rounded shoulders from years of slouching in my gaming chair and never exercising. My spine zig zaged up instead of straight. Stretched basically everything but main focus was on quads/rectus femoris, hip flexors, pecs, lats, rotator cuff (particularly subscapularis), levator scap. Lifting and strengthening my glutes, abs, traps/rear delts, and back in general. Wall slides helped too. Finally had to learn how to sit and stand properly with good posture.
It was a bitch but I look much better and can’t believe the height gains. Saw some senpai I hadn’t seen in a year and they said I looked taller