Tfw 5'11

>tfw 5'11
>tell women I'm 6 foot

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You sly sly debil

>tfw 6'2
>tell women I'm 6 foot

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>slept with 70 something guys
>tell boys I only slept with 2 exboyfriends

>Tfw 5’9’’ (177 cm).
>Tell everyone I’m 5’5’’ (170 cm).

>Tfw I’m 140
>tell guys I weigh 120

Same except I go for 5'11 just to see the looks on the faces of the guys around me.
It's priceless.

>got a girl pregnant
>can’t tell if it’s me or the 69 other guys she slept with

>5'8" 3/4
>Tell women I'm 5'9"

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170 is 5’7
I’m 170 grill
Tell everyone I’m 167 to seem more cute and smol.