'''Ottermode Thread''' Post Inspo, and guidance for those starting their journey

fullbody bb routine + deficit. 1 year if you look ok, 2 if complete dogshit. Any other answer is memeing you.

Reminder that no one will know you're ripped until you have your shirt off in ottermode. And you won't have your shirt off 99.9% of the time unless you live at the beach.

You can get laid, but then your body is merely "not-fat" until you're about to fuck. Oh and you're basically autistic and not charismatic so you're not at all charming or enticing? Oh.......

Way better to be built, bigger and 15% bodyfat, soak up some mires and fuck.

okay, fatty lmao

Yeah but girls see your face and are subconsciously like, ''yup, he has fat down there''.

>'''Ottermode
that's twink mode though

>'''Ottermode Thread''' Post Inspo, and guidance for those starting their journey.
>no inspo or guidance in thread
4channers can be so useless

I don't know how drinking an entire fucking gallon of milk a day and working out your legs and waits would get you to otter mode

huehuehue
Seriously though he's right.

Have I made it yet

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this

>/fa/ twink
>fashion
You can look good and be big too
>lifting for girls
Ngmi

whatever dude...

It's the kind of tired no amount of sleep can fix.

bodybuilding.com/content/what-is-the-best-full-body-workout-for-muscle-gain.html
Would something like this be good to follow.

Have you ever been on Tinder?

yes but work your shoulders more

Post face. Let’s see what we can assume about you down there.

lol what? no not even close dude.

Newsflash. Not everyone wants to look like Ronnie Coleman on steroids.

Not much guidance, just be tall and work on your abs. Other than that I ate pizza, drank beer and smoked all day and the babes were still flocking in.

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Go sip your monster old man

How's this routine for ottermode?

Workout A
3x10 Dumbbell Shoulder Press

Workout B
3x10 Incline Dumbbell Press

3x10 Pullup SS 3x10 Leg Raise
5x20 Face Pull (NONE NEGOTIABLE)

what was your goal then? just abs? well congrats when you're not shirtless everyone will still just assume you're a methhead.

What is that hair line, jesus dude, make a decision

From a disgusting fatass to the king of ottermodes. PPLxPPL. No cardio, just a low carb diet. Lots of mires now. Feels good.

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Can I make ab gains on a cut if I haven't really trained them before? Especially if I cut to around 10% bf

this, plus you will get passed up for promotions at work because the alpha will be a guy who lifted for strength

idk if just me but having bigger delts and traps would improve these bodys x10

Is this bait or pure delusion? It's more like from down syndrome chris chan to below average balding dude

Based and BIGpilled.

Gay and twinkpilled.

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What’s a full body bb routine? What does bb mean?

go away

Is this ottermode?

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Have you ever rimmed an ass before?

Your chest looks like a W. Are you some kind of superhero?

Learn to buy clothes that fit.

If you care about looking good, buy clothes that fit.

Get. Clothes. That. Fit.

If being fit doesn't make a difference when you are dressed, you are not dressing correctly, spend a couple of days on /fa/, you can spot the skinny guys right away and you are lying to yourself if you think women don't notice, if you are aiming to be bigger solely so it can be noticed it means you are trying to fill space in your clothes that shouldn't be there to begin with.

is this battletoads?

god i just wanna suck you and have you inside me now, before that hairline goes away

post full body in undies i need to see legs

False and wrong.

You can buy clothes that fit a muscular frame well. That's going to get more attention than being some wiry twink.

>spend a couple of days on /fa/
I've been there once and it seemed everyone there is a at least slightly homosexual underweight teenage boy, behaving like a little girl and all the fashion they talk about is really weird and obnoxious
No thanks

You’re nowhere near ottermode

Jesus Christ this thread..the level of insecurity is unreal.
>Lol I'm bigger so I'm fucking this guy over at life
Meanwhile you can't hold a conversation with a girl, eye contact or go to bed without crying.

pectus excavatum

/fa/ is also underweight teenage girls with severe issues

I want to lick your smooth abs

6’2, 168 lbs

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No one "makes it" until they have 20' arms

post body

You look good now work on your upper chest and shoulder
Also faceliftsxF

this is from ~5-6 years ago

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Youre not yet ottermode but keep going
Gj user

Faggot fatty cope

I have my shirt off all the time.
Good job, some more definition though

>From a disgusting fatass to the king of ottermodes

You still look dyel and fat, just not fat like fatass. This is not Ottermode.

not fat, you are a pussy

This is where it's at folks.
What kind of exercises where you doing? Bodyweight/calisthenics?

CUTE

Women don't actually like it more.

you've improved immensely, massive aesthetics gains, but you basically went from 2 to 6. few men move as far along the scale as you have, you've gone from a creature of nightmares to average. but you are not otter.

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otschwitz mode

It was about 5 months from skinnyfat to that. the routine was this

A
Deadlift 3x315
Row - 3x5 135
Pull ups - 3x12 or 5x5 with 45lb
abs - decline weighted situps

B
Squat - 5x5 275
Bench - 5x5 225
Overhead press 5x5 135
dips - 4x12 or 3x8 weighted with 45lbs

claviclelets cant be ottermode it doesnt work with narrow shoulders

Great progress dude, keep it up.

Jon Snow lookin ass

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I'm surprised this doesn't have more replies. This is exactly correct. If you are skinny-fat 3 times a week and deficit will get you there in 1-2 years.

>lol at all the bloatloads getting big mad hihi

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Big dudes usually attract thick thots and single moms. Girls with tattoos etc

Wtf lmao you're so different it's like 2 different people

>You can buy clothes that fit a muscular frame well.

Yes you can, however, if you need a muscular frame in order to show how your body is, you are not getting those.

>That's going to get more attention than being some wiry twink.

No it isn't, men overestimate how much muscle they need to look good:

Page 82,
dfred.bol.ucla.edu/FrederickFesslerHaselton2005MuscularityInMagazines.pdf

There was some other study I can't find but you can ask pretty much any female or look at how most hollywood stars are built like

Stay mad dying at 60 living life being unable to run a mile, fatty. Not only would people literally 50kg less than you end up beating the shit out of you, but also living longer and fucking more holes.

Lmao @ all these coping fatties "B-but muh twink!" "Y-you look dyel with a shirt on!!"

I am pretty much the build in the OP and I can assure you that I slay pussy. They always comment on my gains and definition
>"user I love your muscles"
>"I'm glad that you lift weights :)"
>"You could probably throw me around ;))))"
>"I love being held in your muscular arms user"
>"Yummyyyyyyy :)"
Seeing a girl's face light up when you take your shirt off and reveal all that sleek definition, shredded abs, 3d delts, horshoe triceps, (Ever reached for something and flexed that defined horshoe tri action right in a hoe's face? They cum in their pants btw) before you pound the bitch is dreams that money can't buy. I took a shirtless gym selfie today and sent it to my FWB on sc. Bitch screenshotted it and everything talkin bout "Omg you're so handsome and sexy babe" she gets wet as fuck for these shredded gains. Not fat powerlifter fat roll guts

Good for you, that's still twink and not ottermode

>Not going after art goes, goth girls, 19 to 23 year olds

Not going to make it

Well most people meet through social media so I'm the end the otter mode people are bound to have no shirt selfies.

Well most people meet through social media so I'm the end the otter mode people are bound to have no shirt selfies.

It's like that meme with more dudes complimenting ripped dudes then actual females.

wow thank god I don't have your chest inserts, literally no amount of lifting can fix that shit

How do I into ottermode?

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What do you look like now?

>You have no delts
>You have no pecs
>You have no traps
>You have no quads
>You have no biceps
>You have no triceps
>You have no forearms
>You have no obliques
How about you try lifting weights.

I forgot to mention
>you have no lats

And then you put a beach pic on tinder and will always have thousand tight teenagers lusting after you and you can just take your pick and then when you're in bed you will be shirtless and she will be all "wow you look hot fuck me in the ass" that's why it's pretty nice to be ottermode.

I have no problem attracting females with my shirt on user. ottermode works fine for me, i just don't want to look like a degenerate skeleton when i take my clothes off to fuck your oneitis, you know

no lol. youre just fridgemode with no actual muscle.

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Well I got fat, went to 220 but after 3-4 months of fasting and lifting I'm at 190. Strength is all back and some, but I still look fat.

Is that you Forsen?

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Comparatively sort of? The dudes modeling this physique have tans and lighting and shit. They're not big.

But you don't look great. If you work out your chest and shoulders a bit more I think it'll be solid. Gl.

Can you really define what Ottermode really means?

hit shoulders, stop smoking and fapping and get some sleep. but yes