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Scare them skinnys. Yasss Kween.
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/delusion.
Why are they like this? Completely devoid of *actual* self-improvement?
the beetus is coming
>People
>people
based and humanpilled
Imagine bragging about being disabled
>calling disabled people "crips"
This is satire right?
based
cringe
imagine saving a thumbnail of an image used to portray low intelligence
Short for cripple you dumbarse.
Based people poster
Why, user, that's simple. Whining on the internet takes a lot less willpower and actual effort than putting down the cookies and soda and going for a walk.
God bless those Koreans. Fatties are an affront to God's temple and will burn in hell if they don't change their ways.
I'm not a Burger, but I've consumed enough of your media/culture to the point of immediately associating the word "crips" with "bloods" and gang violence.
If -I- do that living thousands of miles away, that ugly bitch (who lives in California, I might add) should know better than going around associating herself with a word used by gangsters and gangster wannabes. Which, I believe, is the point was trying to make.
Her weapon against skinny people is looking more skinny...?
desu this isn’t a bad idea for kids that have type 1. I used to get jealous that one kid on the little league team would get food dropped off during games but it was because they were diabetic, I didn’t understand.
Fash? Nice. I actually like being called fash.
Wise puppers
The Simpsons did it!
Anyone else think straight away of that south park episode where Timmy and Jimmy join the crips, based on the exact same logic?
Easily my favorite threads. I was 450lbs at 21, now 31 and 190 and fit. 6ft2, I hate them all
Is she dressed as a football?
Well, there's certainly no shortage of pigskin on those bones.
>pimple
>queer and disabled
>implying being a queer isn't a disability in of itself
lol faggot.
LADS PREPARE YOUR SIDES
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One more mystery of #fatlogic, I guess.
>3 posts down
Oof
I'm beyond words
Getting ready for the Super Bowl in February maybe?
I like these kinds of ads.
I thought it's because it's quite inconsiderate to call them crips
>stepdad is a landwhale
>mom orders pizza as a treat
>fuck yeah I was volunteering all morning so I'm fucking starving
>I go to the school in the big city
>this was my first time heading home in months
>beg mom to get the pizza from my favourite restaurant in the whole world and to get my toppings and salad
>basically vibrating with excitement on the way home
>go to eat
>hand my stepdad the pizza serving utensil and a pizza cutter
>pushes me away
>"I don't need that."
>I'm an extreme germophobe and the idea of his gross ass sausage fingers o my senile grandfather who pisses himself touching my food is a little distressing
>"Come on dude, be courteous. I just can't eat food that other people touch."
>"Okay, OKAY, user."
>"Thank you."
>go upstairs to wash my hands
>come back
>he's literally ripping the pizza up with his fingers, badly
>licking toppings off his fingertips then going back to serving with his hands
>grandfather reaching in and touching the salad with his hands
>angry
>"Stepdad, what are you doing?"
>"What?"
>"I asked you to use utensils, please."
>"What does it matter?"
>"I don't like other people touching my food."
>"Whatever, just come and eat."
>he's mangled the whole pie
>"No."
>"Oh for fuck's sake. You're a real snooty bitch, you know that?"
>"Excuse me?"
>"What's the fucking difference? People at the restaurant cooked it!"
>"Actually they use gloves."
>and aren't gross
>basically goes on about how I'm a stupid fucking pretentious bitch who thinks she's better than everyone because I went to college and exercise
>mom stands there while her boyfriend screams at me
>"You're such a stupid fucking cunt, user."
>all this verbal abuse because I asked for him to not eat with his hands like an animal
>leave
>he eats half of the pizza by himself
>mom offers to buy me another pizza
>"YOU BETTER NOT BE SPENDING ANYMORE MONEY ON THAT DUMB CUNT."
>"Whatever mom, don't worry about it."
You should have just cut your own slice before washing your hands and sperging out
hey, its you again!
have u got any more stepdad fps?
You are a prissy little cock sucker aren't you...
Fucks sake I've eaten lunch covered head to toe in hog shit, didn't even have soap just washed em off at the frost hydrant and had my lunch. Your dad, while a disgusting person no doubt, was not in the wrong here.
Wheels and the whale
>washed off the hog shit
What a yuppie queer we got here. I eat chili dogs with my hands slathered in goose shit on the regular.
t. fat stepdad
Replying to this pasta for the third thread it is pasted in.
Stop.
Based dogs.
the one where whatshisname inhales fetuses and turns into superman
yeah I remember that was a great episode
Yo fat fuk
Work on your hygiene, maybe wash that hog shit of your body once in a while
God this reminds me of life before my stepdad left. He was such a fucking faggot, but he was skelly curl-bro mode though.
Anyone else not coming here because fat people are funny and a modern freak show but because they harbor a genuine hatred for them?
>5.56 get
I like that number
I come here because it reminds me, that no matter how shit my numbers are, at least I'm not a disgusting fatass.
Maybe not hatred but certainly a growing resentment. When what I’m doing for my own diet, fitness and health becomes some kind of whip for fatties to beat society with as a tool of ‘muh oppression’, then yeah, I tend to get a little flame of hatred kindled.
I grew up in a family and part of society where overweight was something wrong that you fixed...like you would any malady that caused problems in your life...so my views, my language, my body and fitness reflect that.
It oppresses no one.
>eating 5000kcal in one sitting
>probably multiple times a day
Christ. These people are the same species as me?
I'm watching my 600 lb life on Hulu while eating McDicks as a cheat meal. Rena and Lee are playing Wii as their physical activity to lose 50 and 150 poons in 2 months respectively. I'm pretty fuckin comfy, what you boys doin this Thursday night?
Quit fucking posting this story.
It was alright the first couple times.
Oh hey, youre the one that talked about making the food collage, arent you?
Looks good
guys i have pain in the topside muscles of my forearms after i lift wat do
lift more often faggot
Eternally based
Based echo
>I'm pretty fuckin comfy, what you boys doin this Thursday night?
lifting pathetically small weights at planet shitness. i'm home now though
29 hours into electrolyte + water fast, bretty comfy. Waiting for my bf to get home. Tonight is the night he meets late with his work crew so I’m being lazy.
Might do a face mask, might just lay here and shitpost more photos of fat people eating.
Yep. Starting a new one but this popped up so it deserves a post, even with watermark.
They have stretched their stomachs but it’s also super calorie dense stuff. But no lie, my 2 fattest friends truly eat on beast mode. Easily double what I can eat. We went to a buffet. Never again. I loved the buffet and ate like 7 courses myself but jfc the sheer mass they can consume is terrifying.
Pls shitpost more fatasfatasses. I feel like puking after that McDonald's. Let's put me over the edge
Darwin can't come and get them soon enough
Hopefully before they breed
>Absolut Confidence
Considering you're gonna have to down half a bottle of vodka before you delude yourself into thinking this is attractive I'd say this is pretty accurate.
Tis but TRUE comedy
Equally based
Fucking hell imagine how many calories powers must require.
Dummy, don’t puke, just choose wiser next time...such a waste of money and vomiting is so bad for you.
Come to the restrict side. Much cleaner and even beginning ketosis stink doesn’t rival puke breath.
peak liberal
god damn the war is gonna be short
Based Gooks
swift turned into a thot though
Can't wait till this fat fuck keels over
>implying I don't know this
>implying I care
I DIDNT CHOOSE MCDONALDS MCDONALDS CHOSE ME
but yeah it was pretty dumb but delicious. It's just all the grease n shit making me nauseas.
The year is long, fren.
Reminds me that one South Park episode
Christopher Reeves aka pic related
Diabetes type 1 isn't a fat disease though
I need a not grainy photo of this man
I'm 90% sure he is one the sasquatchs from the big lez show
What the fuck
fat culture
>culture
i doubt that can be considered as such.
If dubs boogie dies on valentines day
>Dance off
>Blonde with glasses stares in disgust while 3 black ladies laugh
>They meet one of the blacks after the show
>Sassy black attitude asks if they were actually trying
>mfw
Fuck i swear to christ i saw this blob at the bar once a few months ago wearing the same shirt and everything
Watching some my 600 lb life, and what are those weird barnacle looking things on the feet of the fatties? is it mold? fat deposits? something else? they look dry sometimes and like fleshpods at other times? anyone know?
Anyone else a former fat kid here? Don't let your kids get fat. No matter what any fat positive person says that kid will suffer physically, socially, and mentally.
>be 9
>fat not obese though
>doctor asks me what I eat for breakfast
>get so embarrassed because I know she's calling me fat
>start crying and on the car ride home talk about how I never wanna go to the doctor ever again
>parents sign me up for basketball against my will so I lose weight
>make it very clear to them I don't want to do this
>mfw they actually spend money to sign me up into something I not only hate, but suck at
>first 3 days missed because my parents both worked long hours
>feel even more guilty they're spending money on me and i'm not doing anything with it
>Day 4 I show up for the first time and we're picking teams
>I get picked last of course and the coach says they didn't pick me because i'm new
>I know it was because I was fat
So everything goes fine except i'm late for every meeting because my parents work long hours. Fast forward a few weeks
>Dad finally sees how much I hate letting my team down
>He takes me to a parking lot instead of the game and lets me play on my ipod
>We just lie to my mom
and we never showed up ever again. Waste of money.....
TL:DR My parents forced me to take up basketball except I was fat so it sucked
hardened dried out skin
follow up to this. Around age 12 I started being left alone more often so I just wouldn't eat breakfast and would skip lunch a lot at school and I became skinny until age 16 when I started lifting. I'm 20 now
Shame on your shit parents for having careers that interfered with raising the fucking life they brought into the world
>american
>goblin skin
>diabetes
Perfect
t. snooty bitch
former chunky monkey here as
>be fat from age 8 to 13
>puberty in full swing over the summer
>come into eight grade taller and leaner
>get mires from everyone
>feels good baby
How did you lose the weight user?