>tfw you're roasting some dude on Jow Forums and he responds with 'post body'
Tfw you're roasting some dude on Jow Forums and he responds with 'post body'
>mfw someone demands I post body
>mfw I never do
>tfw you're redpilling like a mf and someone calls you an incel
Based as fuck
>tfw talking about jews, trannies, and nigs and some faggot demands I post my body
Yeah bro, I'm totally going to dox myself and make it so I can never land another job again. Fuck off.
>when they say “post body” and you have a good body
>mfw I post my body to prove the guy wrong
>only get comments from fags on here complimenting me and telling me to show my legs and ass
Whenever this happens the guy will always nitpick something dumb to save face, or pretend that anything less than the natty limit is DYEL
>tfw post body and they say i just stole it from /cbt/ and i'm not even big
take this
>when they reply with your pic you posted in /cbt/
Not him but thanks, didnt have this one.
Really hate how every other post on every board is just "incel this incel that blah blah". Never had to deal with this obvious reddit bullshit until there was some manufactured media hitpiece about "incels" after that armenian guy in canada ran some people over last year, and some prank pics convinced everyone it was an Jow Forums LARP
That's why you should always timestamp your shit
or call you a manlet using his internet ruler and measuring tape to figure out your exact measurements
last time they mired me and wanted me to "fuck their twink boipussy". last time I will ever post a picture of myself on this board.
this happens to me all the time. i take it as a compliment
Especially great when it's a photo from your torso up, and the internet autist automatically knows height just from looking at your head and torso
>ask someone to post body in the middle of bulking season
D E V I L I S H
>actually post body
>"roiding for this"
>tfw natty
my ego knows no bounds in these moments
post bodies next to a yard stick
Shit, you're right though... I know that a few times, they called me a 140lb manlet even though I'm 200lbs, right around 6ft tall and lift at 2/3/4/5. They based that judgement off of where my bed came up to me on my body even though you could see in the background that it's 8" taller than my desk because it's on a platform for storage. So much cope from the fatties.
post body
post body
dyel, but i'm not the one claiming 2/3/4/5
now post yours
>no timestamp
if you think anyone would lie about having that body, you don't even lift
Its not about lying. Its about setting a standard. These post body fag boys are killing this board yet theyd never ever post their time stamped body and theyre prolly fishing for larping fake identities.
Doesn't matter. Do you realize how many people just save pics from CBT threads and just pass them off as their own? ALWAYS. BE. TIMESTAMPING.
>that hair
m00t is that you?
lol he actually did it what an absolute madman
Just post your body with a timestamp so everyone can laugh at them, someone can screencap it then in two years it'll get posted in a ylyl thread and everyone will laugh again.
>t. SEETHING incel
>when you're trying to make a point and somebody just calls you a virgin
>you're not actually a virgin
that's an embarrassingly small black oval my dicklet amigo.
> post perfect body
> somebody calls me a manlet
> show certified height
> somebody calls me a shitskin
tfw you can never win here
>I post body
>they reply with a better body and call me a twink faggot
>post perfect body
sure it is achmed
this
This one is a rough one because there are a significant amount of true incels on this site.