Clubbing when you're ripped

Move your legs and do reload animations from various videogames with your arms

>clubbing
people still do this shit? I thought it finally died off for good with the advent of tinder. I imagine the only people who unironically go clubbing are the 35 year old boomers who want to relieve their highlights reel of 2009 while reminiscing about the jersey shore

Attached: Paul Denton enraged.jpg (747x699, 61K)

This , have 2-3 drinks and pop some molly or E. Roll face and enjoy the ride

Pic related.

Attached: download (6).jpg (300x168, 10K)

Literally jist pretend like you know how to game them and walk up and say "Hey hows it going my name is Rick"

A lot of us call the club "degenerate shit" for a reason. Of course most of them are incels, but it's really just nothing but thots, drugs and alcohol.

If that's your goal though good luck! You don't really have to take drugs, but if you're carrying that helps your chances a ton.

Yeah, but Tinder is missing the real life aspect. Plus I'm likely to find a better match IRL than by swiping

In my area all the 0/10 qts go clubbing, so it's necessary

No you won't. You're going to go to the club, stand around awkwardly, keep muttering excuse me to people who bump into you, not talk to anyone, look bad dancing, then go home and cry silently next time you squat.

Clubs are missing the real life aspect too genius.

But I would talk to people? I don't understand why I would do any of the things you stated. Clubs are designed for socializing

How do you socialize when the music is unironically too loud to hear anything?
Asking for a friend.

Uhh, ask them to go out and talk?

yell like an alpha

so, then it wont matter unless you dwell on it and it wouldnt have made a difference if he went or not!

somebody post that gif, please

> Been lifting for 2 years straight, and interesting in getting laid. As an autist, what should I do?

You read the bloody Bible is what you do.

Attached: XCommand.jpg (1024x683, 159K)

I'll give you some legitimate advice. Just dance. A lot of guys are going to be awkwardly standing around trying to scope out girls and checking their phones. This is lame, and not what you want to do. The way to get female attention is to look like you're confident and know how to have fun. Drinking helps. Anywhere from 1-4 shots should be fine. You won't be too fucked up or ruin your gains. But if you don't want to drink, you better know how to relax, dance, and be fun and charismatic.

I usually go to places with music I enjoy and genuinely dance and have a good time. Girls will almost always come up to you and try to dance with you/grind on you. I've noticed this especially works in Latin clubs. Reggaeton is super easy to dance to and Latina girls are incredibly hot. Occasionally a chick will just look at you all night but may be afraid to approach. In these situations, you can approach them and just ask to buy them a drink.

Last but not least, make sure you look decent. It'll be dark, so that helps if you're kinda ugly. If you're really ripped like you say, make sure to wear something that shows that. My usual go to's are tight v-necks and slim fit button ups. Add in a nice watch and you're solid.

>while doing reload animations from your FPS of choice.
my sides

Alright, I have quite a lot of experience with clubbing because I lived right next to a "red light district" during my teenage hood and that's where we spent most of our weekends.
Going there and not drinking is gonna be fucking shit. You won't enjoy it at all. In general, the only way to have fun in clubs is to drink, that's why I don't go to clubs anymore.
When it comes to girls, you should either get off with her while dancing or somehow go with her outside, get a drink, smoke a cigarette, whatever. If she pulls out her phone, as one user mentioned before, it's over.
In general, DRINK.

>When it comes to girls, you should either get off with her while dancing or somehow go with her outside, get a drink, smoke a cigarette, whatever. If she pulls out her phone, as one user mentioned before, it's over.
People already mentioned this a few times. Is it actually over? Like is it that big of a red flag?

Depends on the club, most anons here havent been to a salsa club or some forms of latin clubs, I have gone multiple times without drinking, just dancing and getting water, super fun, met girls but then again I'm not a white boy that can't dance

For the first time in a decade I want to go to a club just to see who's actually there. I don't know of any real clubs even left in my area.

Clubs aren’t going to give any “real life aspect. You don’t really socialize at all, because the music is way too loud to talk. Clubs are all about physical attraction. You yell some shit at each other to exchange basic pleasantries. If she doesn’t ignore you, you start dancing together, dancing turns into grinding, then you go somewhere else to fuck or at least get blown. Unless you are incapable of pulling girls on Tinder it is a complete waste of time though. You have to spend all night at a place playing shitty music full of obnoxious people pretending you like to bob your knees like a fucking moron. The only benefits of a club over Tinder is if you are either a retard who enjoys loud nigger music and getting wasted at clubs or if you are too ugly for Tinder. Some girls at clubs will be drunk enough to want to bang uglier guys.

Honestly you're not, it's hard to talk in a club so people are more likely to look for a real relationship on tinder. You'll find a better relationship just talking to people in real life

She's bored and she's 90% texting her friends saying where she is.

this is a pretty solid description.

I can attest this to be mostly correct, I went to clubs multiple times per week for 3-4 years between the age of 17 and 21, back then though thats how I met bitches, didnt use tinder

I think they’re overstating it. I’ve had girls pull out their phones on me but still blow/bang me later. Women are all addicted to social media. It’s like they have Tourette syndrome and it’s their tick, they have to look at instagram every 5 minutes.

That's what I was trying to explain, OP is an atutistic nigger who's probably going to walk into a club expecting to be able to have a conversation about the superiority of atheism and sobriety with a turbo thot while everyone else chimp out to Lil Yachty.

don't listen to this incel: your goal is to have a good time, not go to the club sober and be thinking about "gosh, these people are such degenerates with no friends!" while everyone else is actually enjoying themselves and the moment

just have fun dude, one night's not going to derail you if you've had the motivation to lift for two years

The more important number was how many were on phones and didn't blow you later.
They were all texting Chad's, but the ones that fucked you never heard back from him so they settled on you.

>just talking to people in real life
If you approach women in real life outside clubs these days you will need to be at least 2 points out of 10 more attractive than her for her to not get creeped out. Tinder has ruined the concept of introducing yourself to girls you don’t know without a good reason.

The entire reason it's fun is because of drugs, thots and alcohol though. Are you telling me you like going there to just soak in the Taylor Swift song of the month for 3 hours?

You can't even talk to anybody. The only reason you are having fun is you get blown by some girl you can't even speak to clearly.

OP is not going to have fun, I can tell from his expectations of what happens in a club. He thinks he’ll be able to sidle up to a girl and chat her up. When he steps in and realizes the music volume is at hearing-loss levels and everyone is piss ass drunk he’s going to be disappointed. If he stays he’ll just feel awkward all night.

I'm sure it helps because I live in a vacation tourist town but I haven't bothered with tinder since 2013 when it first hit big. Fuck all that and social media. I just stick to normal bars.

This is why tinder is better. Coffee, a walk, or some netfix is a much smaller time commitment and much more enjoyable than damaging your hearing and your liver.

Forgot about normal bars. Those are nice. You can actually have conversation and the women are a little less trashy.

Normalfags think teetotalers are weird. They might respect your commitment not to drink but they don't want to hang out with you. Just nursing a vodka soda is easier than dealing with 20 questions about why you don't drink.

Don't use tinder. Girls who look for sex/love online are either retarded, mentally ill or have fucked up lives. I mean it's possible to find love online but apps which are specifically made for dating aren't the best option. I found my first gf on an online game like a year ago. We've been dating since then and she's traditional, intelligent and cute.

dude I'm pro drugs and alcohol, as long as it doesn't take you over
it sounds like you went to shitty clubs desu, no proper club would dare to play taylor swift or "pop's top 40"... but maybe my experience has just been different as I live in a college town

just because he's never been to a club, and more than likely can't dance for shit, doesn't mean that he has no social skills. yeah he's on this board, okay, but if he's going with a good friend he can always find fun no matter where

Also don't be desperate for having sex. You don't look for sex, sex finds you.

I go because I like EDM and have a lot of fun

Best clubbing experience I ever had was buying a table with some friends in vegas. I would just approach random groups of girls and ask if they wanted to come up to the vip area with me and every single one said yes. it's SO easy bro, I ended up pulling 20+ chicks that night. I don't even have game and won't talk to women sober but it opened my eyes to how easy it actually is. Ended up with a group of 3 jap girls that barely spoke english, it was a great night

Attached: 15BD131C-244C-4902-A4DA-67B6BF61F8AE.gif (320x180, 1.34M)

Unironically wear a tank top. I went to a rave about a year ago in the middle of January at night, it was actually sub zero so I was the only one in a tank top and shorts. Totally worth it too, because it was hot as fuck inside and I hooked up with a girl because she liked my muscles

Frankly user I haven't been clubbing/barhopping in years, and I think it's stupid, but if you're young and dumb it is fun. Here is stuff that worked for me back in the day

>Above all remember that girls are all energy and feelings in the moment, you can't think too much, just go on vibe as much as possible.
>Be fun, but not a clown. Positive energy. You're just happy to be there with your dudes, having a good time, enjoying the moment, not giving a fuck about getting laid. You're the warm end of the pool, people want to be around you.
>Introduce people to one another. Boost up the people around you and be the one who creates good feelings for other people in the circle.
>Talk to girls for a bit then excuse yourself ("I gotta check on my friend, I think he just lit himself on fire"), then when you bump into them an hour later act like you're so excited you saw them again. For some reason this feels like a second date.
>It can take a few hours to "get into state" so interact with groups of people early and move around a lot.
>Don't blow off other dudes, make them into allies. Girls like it when their guy friends like you.

How do you hit up the clubs when it's dumb cold outside? Do you just leave your jacket somewhere?

most clubs will have a cloakroom for a price
personally i just don't wear one, even if it's cold it's always sweaty inside and you'll look like a knob with it tied around your waist

best advice so far.

I would add correct your posture, be straight, shoulders open. Don't just act like you own the place; BELIEVE you own it. BELIEVE you are awesome. This night, nothing in the world could make you unhappy. People like you, people want to be with you, people want to be like you. Even the hotest girl is nothing special; simply another nice encounter. Do not ask; say what you want;
>Can I buy you a drink = Let me buy you a drink.
>Wanna dance? = Come dance with me.

People are there to have fun and what a coincidence, people have fun around you...

It's hard to understand the concept OP; maybe you should do some powder. You will understand what real confidence feels like.

Attached: 1510457207602.jpg (1013x311, 153K)

Pretend to be black

When inRome, doastheRomansdo. Get drunk or you'll have a shitty time unless you really like dancing and shitty music which I'm guessing you don't. The people who like to go clubbing usually don't like clubs when they're sober.

The more white guys are pushed to the side and ignorant blacks are made into sex objects, the more racial division and hate will resurface in this country.

These are our sisters and daughters we are losing as well, not just our potential GF's

treat the club like the gym and build from your experiences
each time you will improve
already good advice in here,

make sure not to take things personally and be sure to debrief afterward

100% this. And even then, the guys who go out to clubs every weekend are pulling tail maybe like once every couple months. They go weekend after weekend blowing a fuckton of money and time just to dance with some thot, for the 1% chance she actually allows them to take her home.

I'm so fucking glad tinder killed the club scene. Of course, tinder is overall responsible for far more rampant degeneracy than clubbing was, but it still feels good to know that clubbing got crushed.