Recommend me some good bulking recipes that taste good. I don't want my gf to be able to taste the butter directly

Recommend me some good bulking recipes that taste good. I don't want my gf to be able to taste the butter directly.

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>fat makes you fat
you're hopeless.

>butter is calorie free
Baseless and bluepilled.

Constant weed so she's always hungry.

Keep a lot of sugary things around. Girls can never resist. Honestly it's not that hard, most girls seem like fat little pigs with no will power who will just eat whatever you put in front of them. Especially if they don't work out.

What are some good examples?

Things like sweet tea or pretty much anything they serve at Starbucks really. Alcohol works great too. If you're a good cook there's probably more you can do.

Does she like chocolate? Bring home chocolate bars

James?

Best weight gain strategy isn’t a food, it’s pic related.

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>this but i want to do it to my bf
>reverse architect

Nope. Let your man make you fat, honey. Your rolls are good for you and the pounds make you attractive.

>day 2 of nofap
>want to jam my tongue in her bellybutton

I-I'll get better soon right guys?

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How does it feel knowing I'm going to be suffocating under her rolls licking her double chin while you fap alone like a little fag?

Jk bro don't break nofap.

Why?

its hot, same reason guys want to do it to girls. don't want him to be a land whale, just chubbier than bearmode
>also because current bf tends to store weight in his thighs and stomach, aka patrician distribution

Greek yogurt+ peanut butter+ chocolate whey

Stir it up. 1 cup yogurt+ 2tbs pb +2 scoops

"'Bulk', he says. Allow me to help."

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I think if chubby/borderline fat is what you're going for, it would be pretty easy with a guy right? Especially if you make it clear you're still attracted.

First of all, find the junk food she's a little obsessed with.
Cook for her and if she's not hungry, guilt her into eating because you "wanted to do something special" for her
Then, slightly increase portion sizes.

Whatever recipes you choose, an extra half cup of grain, dairy, or meat goes a long way.

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>fat little pigs with no will power
I love the women in my life, but this is very true. even my Jow Forums gf. baka

Godspeed OP. I, believe, in you.

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Post body, architectress. I wanna know what you look like.

It's actually knocking her up.

Based.

Yooo
Keep trail mix, and other "healthy" snacks around.
My ex went vegetarian but basically just ate bulking foods. Nuts, PB, oats, fruits, etc.
Gained 10 lbs easy while working as a housecleaner.

Only 10 pounds?

Replace diet colas with actual cola.

Blessed thread, OP

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well in that case, I'll give you advice from the perspective of someone with a fat fetish.
Heavy cream and fatty foods promote subcutaneous fat (the jiggly stuff). you'd want to eat a high fat, high calorie diet to gain such fat. Eat nuts, dairy, eggs, meat etc. However, you do not want your body to enter ketogenisis so eat some complex carbs.
Avoid sugars as that adds visceral fat (fat between your organs). This messes with a majority of your bodily functions.
To fuck with your body's hunger you want to expand your stomach by eating as much as possible and then some. This increases the threshold at which ghrelin stops being produced and keeps you more hungry for longer.
Eat as many snacks between meals as possible. Every time you feel bored, eat. Every time you are doing nothing, eat. This keeps your body constantly taking in calories and is a hell of a lot easier than just eating in your meal time.
Don't forget to gain muscle as well. Do plenty of heavy liftan but don't drop below maintainance. The muscle will add shape to your fat as it acts as a secondary skeleton and the exercise will make you hungry as well

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Based.

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His smile and optimism: gone

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Aw, poor guy.

based ARCHITECT posters

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Based thread

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HNNNNNNNNNNG. post her feet please

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Hot! I would love to feed a cute innocent, fit chick and turn her into a fucking land whale. After this i would dump her and finish the process of destryoing her physical and mental health. Then i will absorb this energy into my own body.

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Would if I had the source.

Source?

>tfw no gf to drive to the point of suicide all for the satisfaction of my sick fetish

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here you go user
>inb4 i have no tits

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Are you a female?

God I wish I could beef you up to 400 pounds

you could stand to gain a couple of pounds too. Who knows, maybe you'll finally get some tits

yeah, biological female.
i'm not a tranny, just shit tier titty genetics

even when i was 10 lbs overweight it just went to my thighs / butt so i doubt it

post more pics you faggot

you'll find your own slampig someday user

Holy shit post pics. That's what's supposed to happen you brainletness

Did you look like pic related?

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God speed, my friend. Inside every woman is a beautiful hog waiting to burst forth.

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I'm the guy with OP as my nailwhale. But she makes it difficult for me though she's resistant.

>nailwhale
Ke

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>nailwhale

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She's coming along nicely. I'm giving her nonstop food today.

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>when your gf finds out her favourite “body positive role model” used to be a fucking fetish model
No better reaction lads

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i have the most efficent weight gain plan

MONDAY
>one entire pot of pasta and ground beef with a half spliced tomato and atleast one halved onion
>just water to down all that
TUESDAY
>one plate of rice and one beef stake, supersized
>just water it down
WEDNESDAY
>some riced chicken breast, plate sized accordingly
>some more water, cant ever have enough
THURSDAY
>fried fish, High quality fish mind you
>just water
FRIDAY
>SOUP
>WATER
weekend repeat favorite days
put salads inbetween to help digestion and thats all
it has eeeverything the body needs, you just need to eat according to your calorie expenditure
EZ

Get these in her.

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They're right there you sick blind freak

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here you go, the only pic i have

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would marry her so fast

yikes

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I'M GOING TO MARRY A FAT GIRL!

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I'm so sorry bro

>$50
>530 calories

Fucking casual.

>gave my girlfriend 12oz of heavy cream blended up with twinkies as a "snack"
>1400 calories
>costs less than 25 cents per drink
>gained 20lbs in one month

that sounds fucking delicious

It is
I had to stop myself from eating it all the time lol

Fukken tasty