I sure hope user notices me. He's got such nice ________

>thicc dick
I am 5’5”, a 6/10 face, lean and build muscle easily, I have a 7 inch dick with crazy girth, but girls ignore me because I’m short. My muscles make me look like a pudgy midget too. My dick really is impressive but I don’t know how to seduce women with my dick powers without showing it to them first.

>eyes
fml

You reel them in with charms and personality

How is she so cute bros?

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Came here to post this

If i wanted to fuck a girl that doesnt shave i would move to france

ASS

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So you’re telling me to give up entirely?

If I wanted to fuck a girl that doesnt shave I would join ISIS. Which is in France.

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hmmm

youtube.com/watch?v=SckRFC0dWps

delete

Hair

wiping technique.

That's a dude

Jawline

Tracts of land

Eyes.
>tfw will never have pretty enough manfeet for the 1 in a million female footfag to acknowledge them
Pure suffering

Whoa whoa, are we saying Bella occasionally lets the pit hair grow??

Cock and balls

You got me. Bella Thorne conformed trap.

Just looked it up, guess so, also her boyfriend is fucking repulsive and not in a sour grapes way. I think she’s trying to prove some kind of point.

Encyclopedia

yeah being paid to exist is adorable

Faceframeheight

bags of sand.

Eyes, it's the only thing people notice about me, at least enough to tell me about it.

Tongue posture

I know she's not talking about me

Pointy man tits and puffy nipples.

>shoulders

>disgusting meth head look
>septum piercing

fucking gross.

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Eyes,dick,face,clothes

Tfw 5”7

Youth
Though by her behavior she’s probably gonna follow lindsey lohans path

If you aren’t mewing, what are you doing?

dubs

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I don't think anyone has every thought this way about me in my entire 30 years of life.

Close, but check these

>forearms
this is the true red pill

digits

Nice.

>Miata NA

Gynophobia.

.

calves, unironically

>Boar Vessel, 600-500 BC, Estruscan, ceramic

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Delts or glutes.

Based

that's dope

>49309446
Can you get any more based?

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Based

garlic bread
This is the first thing any gal I talk to really obsesses over once we get to know each other. My garlic bread has gotten me farther than any muscle group when it comes to women.

Girls like my chest. I have a natural barrel chest and hardly even focus on it when I work out, but it’s big. They rest their hands on it. Imagine if I rested my hands on a girl’s chest.

She looks like a literal white trash crackwhore. Then again, most women do without makeup.

Nice try pal but you're not gonna believe these digits

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grey hair patches

HIP DRAHVE!

Based

Megacock

This is fir storing the öats.

BBC.

dadbod
>t. all women I know

I’ve been told I have nice eyebrows

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Nice 1 brah.

she looks like shes aged 10 years

Someone needs to take one for the team and breed this slut into submission until she learns how to act like a proper woman

>eyelashes

Legit had more comments on my long ass eyelashes than my gains

distance from me.

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Damn, same. I;m getting mad compliments about my eyes but people think I;m wearing makeup.

Bank account

friends.

Trust fund money

Carnal tilt or whatever it is called

go back to 2018

>Just shaved head! I love that shit.

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>collection of pokemon cards

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frog folder

dick.

Nice

neck fat

cantal you idiot

Chin. Fuck chinlets

Hairy cunt best cunt

.... Hes got such nice friends

Tfw my friends wanted to hook me up with a coworker. That feel when after a few minutes all they could say was “he’s a nice guy”.
This gives me the motivation for the good body.

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Arms

>smile

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Cantal who?

Probably dodged a bullet there m80.
I'm sure your coworker is a lovely person, but interwork romantic relationships are dangerous.