Lies!

Why did you all lie to me? I lifted and got Jow Forums for girls and this was all for nothing.

I fucked this white girl in my truck today and it was horrible.

>pussy was clean but smelled a bit

>getting head doesn't even feel that good whatsoever even when she was doing things i thought i'd like

>fucked her pussy like i wanted and her vagina felt wet but it wasn't anything really pleasurable at all

>she rode my dick and i started going soft even though she was bouncing

I rarely masturbate and always have a high sex drive but sex sucks. She was pretty too and I wasn't even nervous. Sex felt so dull and I didn't even cum. And to top it off, vaginas look gross and hairy. Literally I couldn't even look at it without going soft.

Wtf?

I'm turning gay or something. Why did it feel like this? Fuck you guys.

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Now you have to try sucking cock and taking it in your boipuccy. Bet you like it more.

You're fucking up. Oral sex sucks always. If she's good at it she's probably blown a thousand guys.

Dont let her do the work, it feels way better when you just slam that pussy from behind until she busts twice and then you nut down her throat

did you use a condom?

Yeah it's like what you see in porn isn't actually as great as it's made out to be.

i've got some bad news for you...

The first time a lot of people have sex it is uncomfortable.

Fuck you. I"ll cut your eyes out of your head faggot.

Oral made my dick feel numb and that's pretty much it. I was doing the work when I layed her down and started slamming but it felt like nothing. Just like me rubbing my dick against kinda wet skin that wasn't even that tight or "magical".

Wtf? Should I go harder maybe next time to cum?

No; I don't use condoms.

this, its time for OP to take the gay/trap pill

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Sometimes it’s just like that. Real sex isn’t a porno, sometimes it just sucks. Especially in a car or truck. Why not use a fucking bed? I could never relax right in a car or truck. Also was the girl annoying? A friend? It helps if you actually like her.

On one hand this is relatively normal for a first experience
On the other hand it sounds like you might actually be gay

Try some boypussy op, seems more like your way to go

But sex is sex. First time or 100th time. I literally felt so bored during it and she was an 8/10 big ass beauty.

I even felt like just telling her to stop or choking her to death out of anger for it not feeling good.

I don't get it. I thought I was gonna blast in her mouth or something in seconds or cum. Even amateur porn the guys cum in seconds sometimes but I could last for days. I was pounding like crazy trying to find my sweet spot in her but it felt like shit still.

> vaginas look gross
Only gay guys say this. Now granted SOME vaginas are definitely gross, even many of them, but there’s definitely cute and sexy ones. If you find them gross by default it’s time to try the other side.

Are you circumcised OP?

> sex is sex
Wrong. It’s an emotional act foremost and a physical act second of all. You’re only doing the secondary part. You’re either sick of meaningless sex, you’re an unfeeling psycho, or you’re gay.

you're gay user, sorry.

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No; uncircumcised and I'm 20.

If you're telling me this looks beautiful or sexy, kys. Vaginas ARE gross.

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that vagine looks fucking gross, that's not normal.

Pic related is normal

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Get a gf user
>sex on tap
>can cuddle after
>get to nut inside
>don’t feel dirty and empty after
>you can slowly make her enjoy your fetishes

lmao your gay brah

OP, seriously, try to fuck a trap/twink.
If that doesn't work for your dick too, become a monk.

I repeat that you sound like an actual full blown homosexual. Denial is not just a river in egypt user, look inside yourself

That's literally a vaginal doctor's photo of a normal vagina. The girl I fucked today had one that looked like that but had black hair.

I don't want a gf moron. I hate spending time with people or relationships. I want one to fuck and have children with but not to bond. I'll literally have separate bedrooms when I marry.

Op confirmed for being gay. Jow Forums claims another one.

Okay moron; do you think that literally looks sexy? Does your dick get hard looking at that? That's putrid. And no, fag sex makes me want to vomit even thinking about it.

Zero emotional connection
Gotta want to fuck her soul too or its all lame
Trust me, I'm an immortal warlock who specializes in ritual sex magic
It a no go without the mojo brother

There is that denial again. Me thinks Op protests too much.

OP is literally autistic and doesnt know how to bond with other humans

Dude that bitch is browsing Jow Forums. She's subnormal at the very best.

>hurr durr I have no feeling I’m so edgy haha fuck people haha

holy shit dude get some help and certainly do not reproduce

>I'll literally have separate bedrooms when I marry.

Based

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shoulda done SS faggot

You probably are a wet noodler

Try fucking an effeminate guy in his boy pussy. You'll be turned on by dominating the weaker male and imposing your ego upon his spirit, gleaning copious loose from the encounter.

I was hard the whole time except going limp from the lack of stimulation.

And no, I'd never fuck a trap or fag.

the combination of masturbation deathgrip and porn addiction has made real sex register as a 2 on the erotic 1-10 scale. deathgrip makes average girls with average vaginas feel like loose poosy Susies. the solution is stop watching hardcore porn and stop gripping so hard

you're a weird faggot if you think the vagina in of itself is attractive

alpha af

>also kinda a sign or a psychopath

Maybe you're a genius who's turned off by sex?

>engages in senseless promiscuity
>REEEEE why is my life so bad

wew

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I never grip when I masturbate which isn't often. I rarely watch porn. That's what I don't get about me.

When I masturbate, I hump a pillow and that's like 1-2 times a week.

Literally my grandparents

Depends on the vag. They generally don't age well, and women generally take as good care of them as they do the rest of their bodies, i.e. not at all

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Some girls sre good at blowjobs and some aren't. Your gf CHOOSES to put in effort at it or not based on her mood ad interest in sex at that time. Thiq is unironically superior to skinny for sex. Sometimes fapping is better than sex depending on mood.

And Morrowind is best elder scroll game.

Things you learn when you are a boomer.

>When I masturbate, I hump a pillow

Do you cum from that? How? What?

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You are a weirdo and probably a psycho, as i'm pretty sure you have 0 empathy.
Sex is doomed for you.

Being hard doesn't mean shit besides your dick works when it thinks its supposed to. You obviously weren't into it because it didn't activate any brain chemistry.

If put 100 bucks on you getting aroused by some boy pussy if it were right in front of you. Try it once and rule it out.

Get drunk and you'd probably stop giving a shit, that's a wet noodler. Fucks dudes when drunk.

Probably prone

What the holy fuck is this gif from

This. It's only good with a gf.

>I hump a pillow

This is actually problematic. I forget what it's called, but it's known that some guys learn to masturbate this this, and it's known that this causes erectile dysfunction like you're describing. Not even lying, look it up, you need to stop doing that. It's like when a girl masturbates by sitting under the tap in a bathtub, it's an intense sensation you can't match elsewhere.

try sex in a bed
try sex with a nonwhite girl
try sex with a girl whose pussy doesnt stink
report back with results

Had my first time last night. Wasnt turned off or anythin, I was rock hard until we have up. I was too nervous to cum. That was after an hour.
Still, she enjoyed it I guess.

>deathgrip meme
You guys are all circumcised.
That is the problem.
No uncut person ever has this problem.

It's one of the Fire Gang from Labyrinth.

They meet the heroine and do a big song and dance about who they are.
During the performance she's like "fuck this shit," and just peaces out.

Are you a dog or something bro?

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looks like someone fell for the sex meme

I just put a pillow down on my bed and fuck it until i cum in my sock. Rarely do it though.

I'm not a psycho fag. I don't like relationships; I always cut them off as soon as the other person gets too kind or into the relationship.

Sexually though, this was just a hookup so why can I cum from masturbating rarely but not with a real life 8/10 big ass girl?

not circumcised

I don't need chemistry fag. Read my reply: I hate relationships. I always cut them off when the person gets too nice. Even in high school, as soon as the girl liked me and wanted to be a girlfriend, I'd stop talking to her. I don't want a relationship. I want to fuck but I can't. It sucks.

you have a tiny peen so the pussy was too loose to feel

I don't want emotion though. Just the physical part. When I hump my pillow, I don't love it. I don't think I'm fucking a wife I love. I just hump and cum from the physical part.

This girl was an 8/10 and I couldn't cum and it sucked. Like I said, going for a walk would literally have been more fun to me than getting head or having her ride me. It sucked.

7 inches long by 5.25 inches round. I measured it so no.

Youre pretty much a fucking loser. Just go and fuck trannies you mentally ill faggot

Emotion is like the flavor for life. Why do you want to avoid it?

>I'm not a psycho I just cut off relationships if someone is nice to me.
user..

Post more Jow Forums girls please

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Brain chemistry as in the release of dopamine that makes sex enjoyable you fucking sperg.

And don't use condoms, they fucking suck.

Are you circumcised because I have the same issue sometimes. 8 inches of dick 2 inches of sensation, blowjobs definately blow and most of the time sex can feel about as enjoyable as rubbing spit on my elbow.

Put it in their ass, maybe you have a subconscious block because of pregnancy fears so you mentally wrench your nuts into shutdown mode.

This

>And to top it off, vaginas look gross and hairy
ur a faggot op

he is right tho desu. plus sex is overrated imo