What's for dessert, user?

MILKIES

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>for desert i'm having you

Piers you crafty cunt

Gotem

Here is her ass

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deens

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say i'm not really a fan of sweets and order a tea or a coffee instead

mfw she thinks about riding your dick while you are calculating how many calories the piece of cake have so you know how much cardio you need to do next day

why is Jow Forums full of autism

m-m-MILK

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BROOTAL

>going out to eat at an actual restaurant without it being your cheat meal
That’s where you fucked up

If anyone on Jow Forums ever got this far they would completely forget about fitness and do everything possible to be her bf (and still fail probably). They'd give up the gym certainly if she didn't mind

Reminds me of the new God of War's intro.

Imagine if a girl could bantz like this if user actually said 'my penis' to her
now that would be a girl worth settling for.

humanity has peaked

never gonna make it!

>order a steak with red potatoes or chicken breast with salad
>"what's for dessert?"
>"nothing, let's have coffee"
There

Audibly kek'd in the library

I will not succumb to your temptations Devil

>Imagine if a girl could bantz like this
user, that's literally a no-brainer. Whenever somebody mentions a penis just reply with a joke which mentions that said penis is small. Even Sarah (((Silverman))) can do it.

>X is longer than my dick
>LOL X IS NOT VERY BIG THEN AHHAHAHA
>If I had a drink every time X
>ALCOHOL POISONING AHAHAHHA
why are normalfags so fucking uncreative

Girls that fucks with you like that are the best, not that boring shit

>normalfags so fucking uncreative
Because they're literally robots who follow a predefined comedy subroutine. This subroutine is shitty programmed and only has access to a mainstream database which is dedicated for normies

>Self loathing and yelling at a picture of myself naked

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I've literally never had a thin chick want dessert. Unless you count slurping down my cock after the meal

Jokes on you I’d assume this was a cruel prank and just not grow attached emotionally damaging both of us in the process. What now faggot?

>what's for dessert, user?

Let's go back to my place, and I'll make you something amazing.

Was life always this mechanical or is it becoming more so going forward?

My dick

>they would completely forget about fitness and do everything possible to be her bf
And that’s why they’d fail.

Didn't Jocko have a post on his insta awhile ago about the Cake and Icecream problem? Just get back to it the next day. Dont make a habit out of eating cake and shit. But if you want a desert once or twice a month, who gives a shit.

I love ice cream so I keep a pint in the freezer and have a spoon of it once or twice a week, lasts ages and keeps the cravings down.

More dinner of course.

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Fuck off. I've seen skinny women skip mains and go straight for dessert. They love that shit.

imagine trying to explain that to some normie at the library.
>what's so funny user?
>oh someone just posted a picture of sardines on some fitness forum saying they're for dessert

Fruit salad, with passion fruit in it. Most likely the best you can have. Alternatively, some whey pancakes with fruits.

Thanks to the interwebs it's easier than ever to IDENTIFY these repetitive subroutines. They've always existed though.

When it's possible to observe tons of people, through, say Twitter, Instagram or Tinder you recognize common tropes that you'd normally not pick up on just interacting with friends, family and co-workers. So what you would have previously thought was relatively unique behavior in fact isn't.

This becomes painfully obvious saying the same thing to hundreds of women on Tinder, or observing other's screencaps.

Thinking you've literally never had a chick, thin or thick

I'm still a fat cunt and I'm cutting ;_;

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It's not about being creative or extremely humourus. that's the man's job. It's about not being a stuck up bitch who can't take a joke

By being even more of an autists and having seen this eventuality, adjusted your diet to make room for dessert.

I don't eat dessert and neither should you.

Parfaits with fresh whipped cream (unsweetened) or greek yogurt or even a touch of brie are amazing, and relatively healthy.

This is why I would not go on a date while fasting

>only going off of CICO
Never gonna make it.

Respond: oh hey, I discovered sugar has been giving me some problems so I’ll skip it, what are you having?

I_M_O There are no traditional desserts on an honestly strict weight loss diet.

Many people make their diets accommodate a dessert and that’s fine too. Many people incorporate something healthy as a dessert.

Up to you really.

>It's not about being creative or extremely humourus
It should be. It indicates high IQ which you should actively look for in your woman.

>cheat meal
Never gonna make it.

Pic so edited that the windsurfer in the background looks like a worm squiggling around on the camera lense

Yes, it's preferable but not the point of the post. You should also look for good manners, housekeeping skills, modesty and childbearing hips. That's not what the post is addressing though

Exactly. That's what I meant.

Why is she showing her nipples and ass online?

You cannot have good manners and not be stuck up at the same time. Dirty jokes about penises are not good manners.

4.5 inches of pure power

Of course you can, it just takes discretion. This is a harmless joke, doesn't hurt anybody. Attitude towards not being annoying and not trying to insult is important. Bit of bantz doesn't make you a cunt immediately

oof/brah

"sex"

>>what's for dessert, user?
you.

pusy

woman who look like that dont go for deserts.

Imagine shoving her face into the sand with one hand while ripping off her bottom with the other then taking her from behind as hard as you physically can
S-should i just fap already

>harmless joke,
People thought gender theory was harmless joke, but look where we are now. Men with mutilated penises using they/them as pronounces. It seems like a harmless joke but it's the first step into total chaos.

black coffee

CHOCOLATE WHEY

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FUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRK!

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>The truth
Im on a diet and cant eat dessert right now

Why do you care?

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What the fuck I need sauce pls.

strawberries

Because contrary to modern liberalism, individuals are not the basis of society and what other people in my society do, does have an impact on me, my family, and my life in that it shifts the social and political norms of our world.

You guys saying “just order anything” is missing the boat. I used to think that too, “we don’t want to make it awkward. It’s just the normie thing to do to accept it.” But no, because you see, you will go on dates with this woman several times a month. On top of that, you’ll go out with your friends. You’ll also have work events and going out with coworkers. Desserts every time adds up. I don’t jnow what I would say though, but it’s time to refuse.

>I'm not hungry so I'll probably just have a hot drink, what would you like?

>I don’t jnow what I would say though, but it’s time to refuse.
"No thank you"
"I'm full, thank you though." "Just a bite?" "Thanks, but I'm really full. Maybe I could take some home?" -> straight into the trash when you get home
"Thank you, but I'm allergic to x"
"Thanks, but it will mess with my blood-sugar"
"Thank you. I wish I could, but I'm doing a cleanse"
I promise you I have turned down dessert in more awkward situations than you ever will.

>"Thanks, but it will mess with my blood-sugar"
I unironically pretend that I have diabetes so that my friends don't offer me junk food.

Hey man. You gotta get the gains.
>no feign no gain

Alyssa Lynch

Faggot

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You're god damn right. By far the best analysis of modern culture is still MacIntyre's After Virtue. Pick it up if you haven't read it yet. And stay strong.

>your pussy

>MacIntyre's After Virtue
My nigga

Say you're full, suggest to get it to go and eat it at your place. Plow her til she forgets about it.

>projecting this hard

You'll start to dwell on why you do it all and eventually get in to a depressive spiral and stop lifting and get fat. You don't feel any different from when you were fit.

>He’s not at least 27 inches
Never going to make it.

I hate desert and my gf knows this but keeps baking me pies

Why yes, I am also a poster on the Jow Forums board, whats your point?

Ur pusy bb

Just say I'm full and have a coffee, or some places do a small dessert with a coffee combo

it's 50/50
the unwashed masses have always been little different from cattle, but in the past they did have some degree of sapience
social media and a culture of instant gratification and hedonism fucked everything sideways though

just because you're a desperate bitch boy doesn't mean everyone else is

Mate every other thread is tfwnogf

that's cause Jow Forums feels an obsessive need to raid the ever loving fuck out of Jow Forums because they think Jow Forums to be the evil chad boogeyman they dreamed up