Started take vitamin d supplements daily

>started take vitamin d supplements daily
>penis grows by 0.5" in two weeks
what did they mean by this? I'm 18 btw but my penis stopped growing when i was 16. is it possible vitamin d kicked in some last burst of growth?

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mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/nutrition-and-healthy-eating/expert-answers/vitamin-d-toxicity/faq-20058108
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypervitaminosis_D
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>he measures his penis every other week
Guess it grew from 3.5 to 4 inches huh?

Yes. Even in old people. This perverted doc gave some old guys 50k a day for vitamin D and their dicks grew half an inch. Wasn't even a real study, more like a blog post. But look it up

no... but i measured a while ago and it was 5.4". then it started feeling bigger while feeding the turkey so i measured a week ago and it was 5.6" and now i just measured again and it's 5.9".

>vitamin d
>D
what did you expect faggot

>Fourteen adult men volunteered to participate in an experiment to evaluate the potential for penile growth as a result of taking 50,000 units of vitamin D 3 and 100 mcg of vitamin K 2 daily. Penis length increased an average of 0.46 inches and circumference increased an average of 0.523 inches
wow shit you weren't even lying.
researchgate.net/publication/322071346_Enhanced_Growth_of_the_Adult_Penis_With_Vitamin_D_3
why is this not a meme?

fucking hell i wish i started taking this when i was 16. dick would probs be 9" by now

heard you got a boyfriend i bet he doesn't kiss ya!

>Fourteen adult men
ehh.. idk seems risky. and that was for 50kiu which is over 10x the recommended dosage of vitamin D per day. what are the side effects of this? how much where you taking per day OP?

The gains stop once you stop the vit D right?

i was taking 4000iu per day. i will admit i lied in the OP tho. i only grew 0.3" not 0.5". i made this thread just to see if any other anons had the same experience. might consider bumping up the dosage thanks to this tho

mayoclinic.org/healthy-lifestyle/nutrition-and-healthy-eating/expert-answers/vitamin-d-toxicity/faq-20058108
Not sure if link is a good source of information but
>Taking 60,000 international units (IU) a day of vitamin D for several months has been shown to cause toxicity.

I do have calcium supplements with vitamin D in them. Guess it's time to boost the shit out of how much I've been taking and see if it kills me.

Eh, i fell for the pomegranate and onion meme, might try this one too.

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dont do this you retard. the toxicity is to do with calcium + vitamin d. if you take too much calcium w/ vitamin d you WILL get kidney stones, your kidneys may fail and you will have an insane amount of excessive calcium in your body. it doesnt get processed properly when you take this much vitamin d

Nothing, you piss out the excess.

>0 citations
>published in zero real journals
>not even formatted in anything close to proper scientific format
4/10 bait

oh fuck... i just took 10 pills (40,000 iu) of my vitamin d3 which also has calcium in it... how fucked am i?

Why the fuck would you do it all at once?

because that's what everyone was meme'ing about in this thread. fuck. eh should be fine. its only once. i wont do again tomorrow

Google is telling me that it takes months for this to happen.

I heard K2 helps with blood circulation or some shit. Could that be the reason behind the slight size increase?

After all, it's not an erect penis has exact measurements. There's a lot of variability in terms of length/girth/hardness depending on how aroused I am, even though I still ostensibly have an erection in all cases. Like, I'm 7.5x5.5 but when sometimes it'll be more like 7" or less, sometimes it'll be more like 7.75". Sometimes my head will be the same width as the shaft, and sometimes when I'm rock hard it'll look like a massive mushroom head much larger than the size of the shaft.

>40,000iu
Jesus dude I only took 3,000 with calcium in it.

>7'9 dick
>started taking vit d lately because of lack of sun
I'm gonna wear very tight shorts in the summer

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How much vitamin d should a shut-in programmer autist take each day? 5000iu?

Yeah, taking megadoses of VitD doesn't seem like a safe thing to do. It's a fat soluble vitamin so it can build up in your body and lead to problems

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hypervitaminosis_D
According to the wiki page, having levels too high can lead to generalized symptoms of feeling like shit, like weakness, fatigue, and GI problems, but most importantly can lead to vascular calcification

Why does Vitamin D make my heart hurt?

>ITT
>Cases of Vitamin D toxicity in men suddenly skyrocket 200%
>many deaths reported already

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nigger if you're worried about taking too much vitamin d and fucking up your calcium then just take vitamin A and especially lots of vitamin K. that way the calcium will stay locked in where it's supposed to be instead of getting into your bloodstream and other places where it shouldn't be

>nigger if you're worried about megadosing on this vitamin then just megadose on these vitamins too

> t. doesn't understand hypercalcemia
you don't know what you're talking about

kek

They took a very modest amount of K2 so unlikely, unless literally everyone buying and taking has an enormous penis

This old news. Vitamin D3 will give you better erections. Your dick isn't getting any bigger.

With that being said, I recommend taking it anyway.

>what happens if you drink 2L of vodka per day
>nothing, you just metabolize it all away

youtu.be/HH1rB-Ya2UQ

Just to be clear here, Vitamin D3 is not toxic at 60000 iu a day, they are referring to Vitamin D. They are different. You would have to take over 1000000 iu of vitamin D3 to reach toxic levels.

Dicklet

Is 4000 iu of vitamin d safe per day (in pill form ?)

I'm not sure about D, but that is a safe level for D3

Either do you

Ok great I can make my dick even bigger so women still want nothing to do with me.

can you retards use your fucking brain for once in your life. DO NOT go consuming 60k IU of vitamin d3 a day just bc some forum told you. I've been using d3 and you get good results with 2000-4000 a day

You're obviously growing up from puberty

>mfw been taking 10000 iu a day for about 2 months

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I accidently took a shit down of vitamin D for a week without knowing because I didnt see that the pills were more concentrated than the others I had before. I got some super bad vertigo to the point of toppling over whenever I moved my eyes all the way to the left or right. Trippy

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Watch the fuck out this guys dick is 8” taller than shaq