Gym THOTs

Why do thots come into the gym and just STRETCH?

How am I supposed to bench press with this much milk in my face?

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>reverse search
>no results
you fucking autist

>tineye and Google images reverse search
>0 results
Jesus fuck

this is me btw

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MOMMY GIB MILKIES

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I love this place so much.
God damn it OP, you gigantic autist you.
Keep it up.

based socially unaware user

Cool kneepads did your mum buy them before you stared sucking her shlong or only after the first week when your knees got sore?

tits > legs > ass

Some of us are trying to put WEIGHT on the bar and LIFT — not just STAND there looking PRETTY

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holy shit dude she saw you taking pics of her. why did you keep taking them?

because he reeks of alpha and she’s staring in awe

this desu senpai! btw im not op

>im not OP

thats bullshit but I'll believe it

patrician taste

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>snapping multiple photos of the slampig while she's staring straight at you
ALPHA

That's a "Fuck me" face
Man the harpoons OP, she is all yours.

>she started posing
user she wants you, next time you see her talk to her and tell her that you are ready to sex

Based and autismpilled

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It seems you've solved your problem in one of two ways, user. She either gets creeped out by you autistic photo taking and never returns to the gym, or she will swallow your ropey cum right after your workout because she thinks you like her. Good work

where do i get kneepads like that to do kneeling crunches?

online

It's obviosuly screenshots from some random video. Hence why there are mutliple images and no image search results. Idiots.

link me
or at least tell me the brand so i can find them myself
im not gonig to just search 'kneepads' because im going to get fucking biking shit

t. jealous beta

they are knee sleeves dummy

You brehs were right she gave me her #

WRONG this is MY gym

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they're knee sleeves
mine are eleiko
there are lots of brands
just search for "knee sleeves gym"

ok fine
i just want something to save my shins from carpet burn of doing cable crunches :(

Saw a girl doing some stuff on floor laying om her back, and you could perfectly see her huge breasts since her head was towards me and she had pretty big cleavage

I thought ita just some fat cow but it was actually pretty young cute girl

The estrogen in water bros...

yes obvious for most intelligent people. however not for the hordes of underage fags on this board

>she gave me her #
THE ABSOLUTE MADMAN

Wtf grab a mat if your knees are too soft you fucking clown.

She want the D

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all the mats are in the fucking gay room they use for classes and they lock it when its not being used
:(

rocktape kneecaps or rocktape shin guards

Are those 70 flair cut yoga pants

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i cant believe this board have the most autistic userbase

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may I introduce you to /lit/

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Made for Reuters

Its not a big deal. Those fucking MILKERS tho — I’m glad she’s gone it was distracting af
>asked her if she did anything other than stretch
>she said she does yoga
>I told her to down doggie into my DMs
>she gave me her # and left

someone post the pic of the Jow Forumsizen stalking the girl going for runs in his neighborhood

holy shit that last post HAHAHAHAHHA BASED

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She started making videos again

Literally backwards and degen taste

Agreed.
Tits are for basedboy and manchildren.

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/lit/ is one of my favorite boards now, they already dethrone /v/ from my number 1

Stop skiping legs day

/lit/ is great and I miss /fitlit/

i can squat 365

Not everything is indexed in google faggot

The Gym thot is immunized against all dangers: one may call her a slut, stupid, parasite, whore, it all runs off her like water off a raincoat. But call her a gym thot and you will be astonished at how she recoils, how injured she is, how she suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

literally the only other board i lurk

>downward doggie into my DMs
based

>I told her to down doggie into my DMs
I wish I was this smooth.

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legs and ass are where it's at. Not stupidly huge ghetto booty though.

maybe if you squatted more you could try a couple times a week instead of every day you fucking autist

what does sensory frame shifting mean

The ability to change a frame of reference to solve a problem (i.e. looking at something one way, backing up and looking at it a different way that is more conducive to achieving a goal). Its considered a sensory experience because it can utilize multiple sensations at once, including but not limited to the "basic 5 senses"

She already found out, what difference does it make if she catches you taking 1 picture or 10?

absolute chad

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Pants are shit. But I'm sure the sniff is great.

BRING /fitlit/ BACK

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worked for me

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Based.

Holy shit were you doing lines of vaccines this morning or were you always this autistic

Why is she a thot?

GOD FUCKING DAMN IT HOW DO I UNLOCK CHAD MODE?!

FUCKING HOOOOOOOW?!

I WANT MILK TRUCK GF NOOOOOOOWWWWW!

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>anti-vaxxer

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Please tell me you got some

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Pimp

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i boost my confidence by seeing how retarded i can act and still get laid. oh i have plenty

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>I also put more effort into my bio than school
>Is that why you're a waitress?
holy fuck my sides
Post more of your autism/roasts

Fucking lel

Thank you for this comment user, I really laughed my ass off

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(You) made my autist self laugh

wont take credit for this punchline saw it in a meme somewhere

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>FOR YOU

I make that joke all the time.
A killer, it is

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I thought the punchline was the dollar comment but holy shit you fucking nazi lmfao.

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You haven't been here for long enough..

I could do this over text but in person I would sperg so hard

don't even know i was on tinder this time, 2 gals were already coming over and i felt 3 would just be pushing it. had to let her down ez

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alright that's prob last one ill be postin tonight

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God speed Chad, thanks for the laffs

yeah bro i feel ya, contrary to people calling me chad here my social skills only slightly above good. just do it enough online and it will rub off irl even if it is only a little bit. have girls you meet online introduce you to their friends and practice on them. remeber you're the fucking best and to never pity, joke about, or think bad about yourself in your mind or with others

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Because women only work out to find a man that wants to dick them down

Genuinely can't tell if it's fake.

Hey buddy I think you got the wrong door, the leather club's two blocks down.