Reminder that women ain't shit

maybe this guy just wants to be her friend? not everything has to be sexual

Unironically girls are some of the meanest people I've met. My ex who is a supposed feminist and preaches positivity and such. Has talked with me before about guys who try to message her and laughed about them. And girls she fucking hates. Not to mention I've heard her say actual racist stuff about girls eho have tried to get with me and guys who have tried to get with her. Yah ive heard guys make racist jokes but have yet to have a male friend who's actually racist. I mean on one hand its nice to know she still wants to actually talk and try to fuck me and steal me away from my current gf. But i still feel kinda bad for the guys. It kinda opens your eyes to how cruel girls actually can be.

Damn, i always feel bad for guys texting the thots im with, doesn't help that i sometimes get to fuck them over by texting them but still

EVERY, literally every thot i been with this year i see tons of guys texting her sweet shit and stupid retarded jokes or something needy, and its even some people i know. Some of these thots even wanted to brag about it like "listen im goodlooking girl pls check all thirsty guys after me" fucking lmao, thots are retarded

My advice, keep it simple and dont be ugly

Nice bait.

OP's post is a much larger cope.
>hurr durr talking to my friend that's a girl that fucks other dudes but not me and I'll post it on the chinz board, yea that'll show those betas
I honestly could not think of anything more beta then this.

If she sees OP as beta or not is determined by if he actually fucked her or not

We're in a day and age where this kinda shit is publicly shamed all over social media. It they're willfully ignorant then they're doing it to themselves, but a part of me does hope they'll stop being idiots and realise women are human beings who do shitty things too.

OHP is a lift that just makes me feel fucking invigorated and gets me hype as fuck to keep going, I love it.

maybe it's just the videos that I've watched and it's a coincidence but I feel like people who can actually do muscle ups definitely kip a little bit on the way up. Am I wrong? I can also do plenty of bodyweight pull-ups and chin-ups and dips no problem but a muscle up seems pretty intimidating to me still.

LOL
If you can't see that a girl isn't interested in you within the first 2 or 3 texts you deserve everything that gets to you.
I could literally give 0 fucks if a thot rejects me since i got options, but a desperate man got 1 option and keeps going for that option even though its not even a real option, but so he think so, which makes him pathetic in anyones eyes

you know what. you're right.
Post evidence that you fucked her OP, some shots of her pussy or tits would be enough.

I'm the one fucking her though
Delusional
Hypocritical and arrogant
Yeah they think showing off their beta orbiters is gonna make you jealous

Dude she's my fuckbuddy. Stop embarrassing yourself

>i'm fucking her
prove it

They kip because it's really hard to do them strict

why do virgins need proof from a guy online that he is fucking a girl? you guys need to go and play with your dicks

Go watch porn you cuck

That's what I thought. Beta faggot.

I can't figure out how guys get girls to like them. I need serious help cuz I see people in worse situations than me getting girls like it's nothing...

Gonna try Romanian deadlift today. Any tips?

Looks, Money and Status.

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Looks should be last. You don't know how powerful money is until you see a girl laughing while getting literally pissed on by multiple guys because they threw a grand at her as she sat on the floor.

>party in mexico
>the weird fucker in the group told her he'd drop a grand on her if we could all piss on her
>she agreed and he just starts spraying then others join in cause she's laughing about it

Idk that may be a particular kind of woman. I'm worth a few mill and don't see women falling over me. I don't drive a lambo, but from my travelling and life descriptionof not wort it should be obvious to any woman I'm independently wealthy

I know, it’s just the way the acronym is (LMS).

>clean and split
>accomplishes virtually nothing in terms of strength gains or hypertrophy
>exhausts the shit out of you
>letting your form slip results in immediate SNAP CITY BITCH

>also makes you feel like superman and gets the attention of every cardioslut in the building and the next block over
best lift

1.You don't.
2.If they do know you're well off, you don't look like the kind of guy that's easily trapped or will throw a few thou at them to debase them in a way that get them off and or makes them think they earned it.

anyone who fucks with girls like this are worse than the beta orbiters they are shit talking

Christ, can’t believe I was like that once. I like hammer curls the most right now.

That's just mexico. A grand? Seriously? Thats not a lot of money

This. Everyone in the scenario is contemptible - the beta, the girl, the "alpha". Every day I understand more and more why God flooded the Earth.

Ignore them, dont act desperat, always be cheeky, always enjoy life, know how be sexual

As a guy that used to chase thots like crazy, i can tell you, of course you need to look good, but the way you do her sexually will be remembered by her, a thot will drunk text you if you just kiss her right, and dont throw yourself at every thot you meet, always have options

/thread

t. virgin

thots will be thots, there are guys that fuck them and guys that complain about guys fucking them and then we have beta orbiters that wish they fucked them

Childhood is thinking New Testament God is the good guy
Adulthood is realizing Old Testament God makes more sense

Money is just another way of coping, if you need money to get thots you basically a rich coping incel

But I would say attitude is the catalyst of these 3. Hypergamy is the root of all modern women and once you accept it, you can finally make some progress. If you don't agree fucking take the red pill now or live with the fact that you will only be an intermediate partner for all the girls you will meet until you meet one that can't find anyone better than you.

You need to give them atention, but not too much. Do not show any vulnaribility even if tempted too; be the strong pillar in her life. Don't show you love her too much. Be independent. Make her feel that she always need to make up to you if she wants to stay with you, after all you have so many better options than her. If not, she will unconsiously search for a better partner. They are female after all and it's in their genes to try and get the best possible partner they can.

At the end, deep down, she knows you care less about her than she cares about you and that you are so much better than her. And she is happy with that. She is only there because you let her. Girls nowaday love to have control, especialy with dating apps. Turn the table arround: you are the one letting her in, not the other way arround. Be a man for fuck sake. So now:

>Lift, become strong. Lower that body fat too.
>Take care of yourselft; skin, hair, beard, teeth. I don't give a fuck if you are ugly, at least try faggot.
>Have nice clothes, nice shoes and smell nice.
>Get a good job. Earning 100k a year is little these days. If some other people can, why can't you? Man up.
>Eat heatly.
>Do not ask. DEMAND. ''Let's go at X instead of ''Wanna go to X?'' Do that for everything.
>Don't act like you are awesome, BELIEVE you are. Confidence is the biggest factor.

Believe in yourself. We are all gonna make it.

What gets thots gets thots m8. If you have what you want you aren't coping, you're winning.

Are you a retard? It isn't cope as long as you're aware that its the money and not your stunning personality or some stupid shit

great advice here, only danger with this is some retard autist might take
>>Do not ask. DEMAND. ''Let's go at X instead of ''Wanna go to X?'' Do that for everything.
hyper-zoom in on it, ignore all the other advice, overdo the shit out of it and become cringy in the reverse direction. such autists probably can't be salvaged though.

Fucking copers when will they learn, if you need material shit to sleep with a thot, its coping and recognizing that you are a ugly incel and only way you get your dick sucked is by your money

fucking pissening

They need to understand the concepts, not the specific steps to make it. If they can't feel deep down what I meant, then they deserve their autism.

Tell me more about this girl for no reason

> its coping and recognizing that you are a ugly incel
How are you coping if you recognize and accept that you're ugly? That isn't coping lol. Do you understand what the word means slowfriend?

what does it mean bro tell me

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It means to use some method to deal with some shit you don't want to accept. if you just straight up accept it then you no longer need to cope lol. Like the fat kids who are just like "yeah you know what? fuck it I'm fat, I'm unattractive, I'm aware of all of this". They aren't coping.

DEAL EFFECTIVELY WITH SOMETHING DIFFICULT

What difficult here?
>being ugly

How do you deal with that?
>getting money

Not today

Ever considered not messing with her and enabling her behaviour? If you weren't allowing her to have you as a fallback, she wouldn't string along beta orbiters.

You can't have your cake and eat it too, enabling shitty female behaviour and then complaining about that very behaviour.

Is this the designated women advice thread? Incoming blogpost
>taking chem 2
>first day, full class, only two open seats left. one is between two autists, other is between a 8/10 French grill and a 8/10 Mexican grill
>normally my autism would make me avoid the staceys but fuck it I’ll sit there and just ignore them while I eat my three designated chem 2 greek yogurts
>fast forward to the lab class
>Stacey (french) approaches me and asks to be my lab partner, this is odd because she was the smartest person in chem 1 while I was below average at best
>all throughout lab she laughs at my dumb jokes
>as I’m walking out the building she catches up to me and gives me her number, tells me to text her so she can come over to work on the lab, very odd because she lives like an hour away from campus but says she’s willing to come thru even on days when she has no classes
I don’t know if I’m being retarded but I think she might like me. I know I’m sort of attractive now that I have a low bf
>side note: the Stacey (Mexican) chose the lab desk behind me, all throughout class she kept backing her bum into me and laughing about it even though our desks are like 7 ft apart
>la Stacey coincidently has also seen me shirtless as she’s always hanging out on my dorm floor
>today she found my scarf and came into my room to give it to me, caught a glimpse of me in my boxer briefs and seemed to not mind the view
Could this be my year bros?

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By that retard interpretation literally everything is coping and all of existence is one big cope

Tip: EVERY woman is like this, and if they are not like this, they will become like this the first opportunity they get. Do not delude yourself, play the game

>girl I’ve been fucking texts me to meet her at a bar in town (college town, everything pretty much in walking distance)
>when I get there she is at a table with some of her sorority sisters and her beta orbiter who is in a lower tier frat than mine
>He’s been paying for her drinks all night
>I stay for a beer, then her and I get up to go
>her beta orbiter insists he walk her home because she’s “had a lot to drink”
>she says “ohhhh user is a really good friend of mine, I’ve known him forever, it’s all good ;)”
>he says he really thinks he should walk her home
>we leave anyway
>get back to her place
>few minutes later her phone is on the night stand exploding with “did you get home safe?” “Are you alone?” “I miss you..” texts from orbiter as I mount her

These guys really do it to themselves and deserve no sympathy

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You're in with both, get it but move quickly

What does it mean when you come out of cocoon mode and 26 people compliment you except for one girl and a few people that never liked you?

You’re gay.

You know that saying
>haters gonna hate
Well it's a saying for a reason, some people just won't like you and that's fine. Forget about them, 26 people said you looked good who cares about the ones who didn't acknowledge you.

idk but posting this means ur a fag

>Earning 100k a year is little these days
Jow Forums in a nutshell.
Absolutely deluded.

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Explain user. I didn't feel like trying that much in life and got it.

Top kek, fucking beta orbiters, when will they learn.

>This girl I'm messing with is making fun of some beta orbiter who keeps chasing her and buying her things
>Remember to start letting and get redpilled ASAP so you don't become a joke to the girl you like
>To keep this fitness related what's your favorite lift? Incline DB bench for me

This story amuses me because I visited a female friend I'm a little hot for in the hospital the other day and she was pretty happy about it while her boyfriend sat in the corner, shrinking himself, like a coward. And he's a good year more Jow Forums than me!

Though I guess checking on someone that is actually suffering is more heart warming that constantly buying a gal some stuff so she will put out.

>dont be ugly

rule 1, really

guys i just reached 185lb bench 2 reps. how long until i reach two plates ?

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>the one fucking her
>one
Heh heh...poor gullible user.

I've been nice to girls and even overly nice but I could never ever understand a man who throws money on a girl that isn't his girlfriend, especially something as expensive as a flight ticket.
Beta orbiters are the ones to blame for the state of modern women being so entitled.

OP try to get this dude's info and give him a good washing about how he's being taken advantage of. Maybe he'll learn and will get himself better, and you'll be making a good deed.

>OP try to get this dude's info and give him a good washing about how he's being taken advantage of. Maybe he'll learn and will get himself better, and you'll be making a good deed.
Yeah right. OP solely posted this dumb shit because he's insecure in his masculinity.
>Look at me, I'm the side alpha, look at all the men I mog

I buy stuff for girls all the time but I'm well off and it's not a significant amount for me

I've been orbiting this girl for a while now and since I just recently browsing Jow Forums I want to confront her for optimal results.

She has a very long distance boyfriend who I don't believe she loves. He is very BB and is paying for her... essentially everything. She says she loves him but I see very few alpha qualities in him and he is boring. She also flirts with me often, makes dirty jokes, and we hangout often. We haven't gotten physical or discussed anything besides "I love him and I won't cheat on him." - which no one believes, she looks like she hasn't been taken to Thunder Mountain in months.

I will admit I have been text book definition orbiting her for a long time. I want to stop and I'm looking for advice. The problem is she is very pretty and is used to getting the cute girl discount. I fell for it for too long and I'm trying to change and be her alpha.

Basically I want to know the best way to tell her I see what she is doing and I am done putting up with her shit and being her side beta... without turning her off completely of course. Please give me suggestions, I haven't done this sort of thing in a while.

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Cuck.

>I've been nice to girls and even overly nice but I could never ever understand a man who throws money on a girl that isn't his girlfriend, especially something as expensive as a flight ticket.
>Beta orbiters are the ones to blame for the state of modern women being so entitled.
>OP try to get this dude's info and give him a good washing about how he's being taken advantage of. Maybe he'll learn and will get himself better, and you'll be making a good deed.

the ticket isn't really the problem, to be honest. Its that he told her about it. Like, look at me, look how nice I am, please suck my dick.

What he should have done, if he insisted on this, was just fly his ass out there, and show up. And just play it off like its nothing. "oh, I was in town" or "I was on a work trip' or "eh, its just a ticket."

And if its creepy with the girl to just show up, you're not at the point in your relationship, friendship or not, where you should be buying tickets.

Nigga kill yourself, go to Jow Forums and ask the trannies. Get the fuck off of lfit/ retarded degenerate

Fuck off

The alpha thing is to stop and move on. Why do you think an alpha gives a single shit what some dumb thot thinks? And yes, as much as she's your perfect pretty baby angel, she's just a chick and there are literal billions of them.

Move on, stop texting her, take ages to reply, don't put much effort into it, and don't get spiteful or feel that she needs to know sweet fuck all about the fact that you're moving on. If she gives a shit and misses you she'll start reaching out more and then you'll have her sucking your cock in no time, assuming you're actually not just a dumb bitch who's trying to put on a show and throws everything away the moment she calls your name.

The point is you don't pretend to be an alpha. Adopt the traits and become one, stop caring what she thinks and move the fuck on

>Basically I want to know the best way to tell her I see what she is doing and I am done putting up with her shit and being her side beta... without turning her off completely of course. Please give me suggestions, I haven't done this sort of thing in a while.

uh, don't do that. Don't be clever and monologue like a supervillain.

Just point blank ask her out. If she refuses because of the bf, say you respect that but if she changes her mind, she knows where to find you.

Keep it simple. Don't give her much to argue with.

Bench and deadlift. Women are the biggest gains goblins. Ejaculate and evacuate, never get with a bitch.

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Retard.
>hey Stacey have sex with me our I won’t orbit you anymore!
Horrible approach.
Start with solo activities
>hey Stacey, wanna hang out?
Move to
>hey Stacey, I sort of like you, would you wanna go out some time?
When she turns you down move on. You are the orbiter in this scenario and the best option is to confess your feelings to get it out of your system and fuck off

>Yah ive heard guys make racist jokes but have yet to have a male friend who's actually racist
We can tell you're a bitch so we hide it from you but all us guys hate blacks

>Beta orbiters are the ones to blame for the state of modern women being so entitled.
Beta males are the direct result of retarded feminist morals in society and of men brought up by single moms and momdads.

>all us guys hate blacks
there are a couple hot black girls. We don't hate all the blacks, dipshit.

Nah I don't think so, I do it out of spontenaity, not because they ask me to

based rage jew

incel thread #993433
mods please do your work

No he is right.
Why the fuck would you ever give random chicks that show absolutely no interest in you money?
Might as well start giving out your ass to niggers "nah they didn't ask, but I have a lot of ass, it's no biggie"

Its no coincidence that hyper-feminist equality types are always horrible bitches, hyper-religious types are often sex-obsessed degenerates, outspoken egalitarian types are elitist and narrowminded, etc.
Always be wary of a preacher. They are desperately trying to compensate for the parts of their nature that they detest. Broken, miserable people who damage everything they touch.

>Might as well start giving out your ass to niggers "nah they didn't ask, but I have a lot of ass, it's no biggie"

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Because money is nothing to me. I give it to men too. Money does not make a man rich, generosity does

Hey give me $1000

>I need to confront her

Lmao no that's beta as fuck. Just pull away from her. Text her less, be cold and when she wants to hang out be unavailable.
Just give her scraps. She'll be all over you

Cool, give me all your money then beta shit.

Favorite lift is definitely the bench press, I just fucking love getting those last struggling reps.

And idk why but Ive never had major issues with women like that, sure ive been called an asshole or an idiot by her or one of her friends, but ive never done heavy shit to look like a complete retard infront of other people that are not her or me. Im glad I was raised by a man, not some basedboy faggot wannabe dad. Im going to raise my sons the same way.

Anyone else get pumped from these threads? As a former beta orbiter it feels great reading images, I used to post my old texts from my old computer but they gone now, but so pathetic honestly.

t. poor

I'll buy you lunch you retarded hobos