Have a hang over

Stop doing bro-splits and then stop drinking so much alcohol

Just don’t think the day before you lift.

I don't drink if it's gym the next day, fuck doing deadlifts or squats with a hangover.

Sweat it out, retard. That's what you get for getting wasted the day before gym.

I went out drinking pretty heavily yesterday too. I don't really feel that hung over, which is worrying. I always get a really bad case usually.

I am unironically stronger and break deadlift PRs with a hangover.

does Jow Forums really not drink? getting drunk's fun. plus a good way to meet women.

I only drink when I'm hung over. Gonna go out and get some pizza and beer soon.

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>chest day

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>Makes fun of chest day
>Post girl with no tits

Subtle irony is subtle

>plus a good way to meet women.
If you can't talk to girls without being drunk you are officially a beta.

Stop drinking like a teenager

ok chad. seems to be working for me anyway.

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If you don't drink you're probably a weirdo that people avoid

>get one of these
>fill it with water (or if you're a cool kid, preworkout)
>go to town

Electrolytes, whey, workout.

Alright boys, I've hit my brosplit limit, I'm ready to ascend to PPL. Gimme a good routine.

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Ah yes, argument ad populum. Spoken like a true profligate. I bet you want to have premarital sex with girls too, faggot.

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Drinking=/=getting drunk you retard

This, 14 months sober and get laid more than all incels here

Not the same guy, but stop and imagine you were at a party and you just said that shit; do you not realise how much of a weirdo you sound?
>Implying you would get invited to any lol

This so much. You think you are more extroverted and confident, but the truth is that you look like an awkward drunktard.

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How about just drinking one/two cups you asspie?
Not getting drunk doesn't mean you must be a puritan faggot and telling everyone how bad alcohol is.

I'm the literal opposite.
Whenever I do go out with some of my "friends" I am desperately holding my faux normalfag facade in every interaction and trying to be a good "friend" the best I can, but as soon as I drink enough in the night I stop giving a shit about anyone and everyone around me and I usually just literally get up and go straight home without even saying bye to anyone.

this fucking incel place i swear.

>be 21 years old
>say fuck this and stop getting drunk at parties
>start getting laid
Too much alcohol is a literal girl goblin. I wish I had realized sooner.

I would fucking love to do that.. without any sense of failure just to sit around and eat pizza and drink... I never just do that.

Pottery

It's called an Irish exit and many people do it...you're not special/weird.

must vary where you live and how old you are. the idea of not drinking as a 30-something in london is weird.

>stopping drinking at 21 (prime college party age)

You were an anti social weirdo from the beginning

I hate feeling drunk and I absolutely hate drunk people. I often wonder if most people are retarded or something, how can they enjoy acting like a dumbass?

You can have a drink or two and not get drunk. Getting drunk is literally retarded

getting drunk is fun lad

this.

If you can't get wasted without becoming a piece of shit while being drunk chance is high you're depress and have anger issues from the start.

right. you are also the kind of people who says caffeine does not affect them and has a high metabolism

Remember that alcohol is not beneficial in moderation. Add in being hung over and lost sleep and it's a clear gains goblin

I have said stuff exactly like that at parties, usually when our alcoholic friend goes off the deep end again, and then he gets made fun of in a similar matter for the rest of the night before passing out. Not everyone surrounds themselves with losers like you because we're not all losers.

>t. Cool weed smoker

You realise other people drink too, right? If you go to a party where other people are getting drunk and you get drunk you will all have what is known as a "good time".