Best alternative for cow milk?

I've recently started having shakes/smoothies for breakfast because for the life of me i can't manage to get down solids in the early morning.

Keep seeing too much shit about cows milk being fucked so what's the best alternative for it to use that's healthy and doesn't taste like shit?

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milk's fine u dumb nigger

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Cows milk is completely fucked in the US unless you get raw milk from a local farmer. My skin cleared up and I actually feel less depressed now that I'm avoiding dairy. Jow Forums seems to think this means I'm non-white with bad genes.

I just drink unsweetened almond milk now. Best decision I ever made

Europeans have evolved to process milk well and benefit from it greatly in our diet. We've been drinking from cows for thousands of years.

I'm Australian and our milk is fresh and beautiful, so yeah you're either a onions non-euro or america really is the hellscape I imagine it to be

Sheep milk, buffalo milk, goat milk,..
Any milk that is actually milk

onions

Bump

Goat milk its goat

Raw eggs.
I use Eggland’s Best because they’ve never had a salmonella outbreak and they’re closest to natural eggs as far as their profile goes. They’re gross at first but now I actually crave my 3 prewoorkout and 3 post workout raw eggs. They’re not bad.

>at my local grocery store, I’m after milk and condoms.
(Please remember it’s a Sunday)
>now I walk up and ask this girl if she has any milk. Well she turns and has big breasts.
>I stare, open mouth, at her mammary glands and say, “yeah, you do”
>she just snorts and walks away.
Meanwhile her younger sister is watching the isle over and she squeaks.
>I look at her and like a mouse she drops her items and scurries off. I feel bad so I follow her but she’s gone.
>ok, I just wander the shop til I find her, cane be too hard it’s a medium shop. I call out “need the milk girl gimme gimme.
>hour later find her huddled under a clothing rack, rocking back and forth. I (strong boy) pick her up and say, “I’m going to check you out” and carry her towards the registers.
>my man Troy is on today so he scans her for me and tells me she’s on discount.
>we go home and I ask if she wants to consummate our new relationship, she’s so giddy so can only mumble while her body quivers in excitement.
>next morning I wake up to her on top of me asking when we’re going to continue the fuckity fuck fuck.
She nice and tight.

Protein availability is terrible of raw egg whites

I'm surprised noone posted MOMMY MILKIES yet

the modern western cow is inbred af, stop idolizing the past when we're living in the present
The casein A1 protein in most western cows for example is literally allergenic for the vast majority of people including whites, we just don't notice it much, but when you stop consuming it for a while you will feel better.

I drink s o y milk because I like the taste far better than cow milk(which just smells and tastes like spoiled blood mixed in with water), and because the protein content is basically the same.

coconut you faggot

>aus
that shit's only slightly less fucked than US m8
all cows milk has hormones out the ass any way you put it

Mommy milky desu

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I switched to raw milk. Super cheap here in rural Wyoming.

Drink biodynamically produced milk then, look for the Demeter certification. I recently started drinking Demeter certified kefir milk and it’s God tier compared to supermarket kefir milk.

MOMMY

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raw milk or water.
pasteurized dairy is really bad.
should also stop cooking your food.

onions milk, unironically

Goat milk

i don't know why i typed onions. i meant onions

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oh i get it

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cashew milk

Unsweetened almond milk is good
Cashew milk is creamy and tastes real good
Coconut milk is creamy and tastes good if you like coconut

sheep's milk

I use some brand that is like 50% coconut and 50% brown rice, tastes meh on its own but in smoothies it works fine

>Keep seeing too much shit about cows milk being fucked so what's the best alternative for it to use that's healthy and doesn't taste like shit?

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The best alternative is subjective. If someone cannot tolerate milk that's ok, but personally I think that idea that milk is garbage is lame.

Also if u live in America, u should support the dairy farmers who are losing their jobs...


But to answer the subject question, I liked almond milk briefly and tried onions milk in my coffee. Onions is more neutral, and the flavored milks are probably better suited as a creamer.

I love onion jews too my friend.

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>2008+6+5
>drinking soja milk
I hope you're not a dude. Post man-tits if you are so we can evaluate.

Lactose or milk intolerance is a meme. What people is actually intolerant to is pasteurized and UHT milk.

I too have had problems with consuming too much dairy. I'm planning to regularly buy real raw milk when I stop being a poorfag.

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My sister has bought every type of milk under the sun recently.
>onions
>cashew
>oat
>rice
>onions
I've tried them all out of curiosity, the best by far was cashew milk

coconut milk

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>i can't manage to get down solids in the early morning.

Sounds like you have bigger problems

>yes goy support the (((farmers))) that've been feeding you hormones for five generations
>yes goy (((they))) need their jobs, how else will we be able to establish the New World Order?

Fuck the farmers, fuck all nu-age products, and most importantly fuck the entire good goy system. This era of consumerism and gluttony has resulted in decadence at a fucking unprecedented level.

Fuck this entire gay planet and every single one of the 7.5 billion faggots on it. Omnicide when?

make your own nut milks. tastes much better. try almond or pumpkin seed

I make my own nut milk without even doing anything. More than happy to share user.
(no homo)

>onion milk
The fuck is that?!

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mods banned the word "s o y" about a year ago and now it's filtered out and replaced with "onions", old testosterone-raising meme you fucking newfag.

Agree on cashew.

Try a variety, everyone likes something different. I think cashew milk is creamier but almond is tasty too.

almond milk because onions turns you into a woman

Based genocidal movie villian poster

>Cashews

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water is pretty good

This!

I grew up in Wagga and drinking cow milk from a bucket moments after milking is like taking caffeine pills and adder all all at once. You have so much fucking drive after only a couple minutes its insane. Treated milk is a meme though. Its not bad but its no where near as good as fresh milk. Same as tomatoes or other crops. Most fruit and vegetables is one to two years old and frozen then defrosted many times before finally thawed and sold during out of season months. They taste like shit or nothing at all.

t. Worked in Homebush Sydney Woolworths freezer storage for 5 years.

based psychoposter

>raw milk
Right. Because it was perfect raw, but we had to start treating it because... it was too good? It was too healthy for us? Made us way too strong?
You're a fucking moron. Enjoy your Brucella, Campylobacter, Cryptosporidium, E. coli, Listeria, and Salmonella.

>living in a place so shitty that even milk is fucked up
Move out

It was because of Bovine TB and Bovine TB alone you retard.
Testing is extremely fast compared to when pasteurisation was invented in 1822. You can avoid Bovine TB through other means besides pasteurisation.
Furthermore you're not removing the TB and other bacteria, it's still there but just dead.

oat milk

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Either get goat milk or s o y milk, cow milk is garbage in the west.

goat milk

>being this pathetic
The industrial revolution fucked up more than the earning capacity for craftsman.

How's milk in Canada? I hear we have standards about antibiotics and hormones and shit, but I have no idea about other quality control issued