What is the Jow Forums hairstyle?

Avoids being /tootrendy/.

Trends come and go. While you can pay a nod to what's popular now, it shouldn't be ridiculous to an older generation. Same goes with fashion.

If it would have been completely out of place, it's a good sign it'll look ridiculous in a few more years.

This. And If you're going to grow your hair long this pretty much stops the awkward stage from looking awkward

Classic and timeless, both hallmarks of the white man's aesthetic

I would insult you but I want you to keep your hair like this so I won't.

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I’ve been growing mine out for about 2.5 years now. Very happy with the progress

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What are you going to insult me on user? I’m a big boy

Based. A patrician male maintains essentially the same hair style from the age of 18 to 81, the exception being called into military service.

*snap*

Kek muscle tranny you wish

i think Kennedy hair is just about beyond reproach no matter the time, no mater the place.

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hey do you star in the Vikings show?

Yeah but I'm not Jewish so I can't do that

you need the right kind of hair for that to work

No I don’t but that’s kinda the look I’m going for with it considering my hair type

Basically everything the Kennedy's do is patrician, as a quick cheat.

Example? Im going to have to deal with the awkward in-between length in a couple months

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Lmao I bet you get laughed at in public with that retarded hair. Anything that involves any sort of product is an automatic cringe

here's something similar, a bit longer. Byt this point if you keep the relative lengths the same and the style similar, you're not going to get an awkward stage.
the top looks overly styled to me, but it's a good example of avoiding the awkward stage. The sides and top can basically get as long as you want, and it avoids the juvenile look of the sides flopping over the ears. The important part is to keep the top a fair bit longer than the sides, if they're the same length it looks awkward.

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t. incel

That’s just projection. I am 100% sure I am much more “chad” than you are. That haircut screams insecurity and posturing to compensate for your lack of personality and extreme self loathing

mullet

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>have you done your rows for the day?

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> That haircut screams insecurity and posturing to compensate for your lack of personality and extreme self loathing
Not even that guy but holy shit buddy stop projecting so hard

Lmao it’s not projection it’s a fact. Imagine waking up and preening your hair to the exact style you want with beauty products like a woman. You’re literally trying to use your hair to project an outward view of who you want to be, and you think people think it looks cool, otherwise you wouldn’t do it

There is no one-size-fits-all best haircut for everyone. It all depends on your head shape, face shape, thickness, whether there's any recession, the texture of the hair, whether it's straight or wavy or curly, etc.

My hair looks like pic-related

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Based Alexander the Great lookalike poster

Obviously the Zyzz endorsed fuckboi plume.

This is a criminally underappreciated point. Your haircutmax will depend on your hair type, and head and face type too to some extent.

My hair grows out like an early Beatles album cover, plus receding. My idea haircut is shaved.

lmao

Imagine being such a beaten down cuck who's so afraid of people judging you for your outward appearance that you that you not only are terrified of using product or taking care of your appearance yourself but you feel the need to attack people for doing so. You're pretty pathetic man and you need to relax. This coming from someone who hasn't used hair product a single day in their life.

Yes, there is no one "right" hairstyle, but:
there are many wrong hairstyles

Magnificent hair

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Lmao my hair is great, but i don’t have to look at some movie star from the 50s to model my hair after, and use beauty creams and gels like some sort of woman to think my hair looks good.
Metrosexuality is a disease

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You should trim that sideburn and shape it up a bit

that's not me, I got the picture from youtube
I agree though

>Lmao my hair is great
Good for you, but that isnt what this little intervention is about
>but i don’t have to look at some movie star from the 50s to model my hair after
You mean the people who were sex symbols in one of the most masculinity obsessed decades on record? Wow what a bunch of fags.
>and use beauty creams and gels like some sort of woman to think my hair looks good
And here you once again reveal that you are afraid of being mistaken for a woman for some reason. Whats the issue user?
>Metrosexuality is a disease
So is your retarded attitude

>implying Brando, Elvis, Sinatra, etc etc wasn’t gay as fuck. They were by far the gayest generation of famous people. And you’re right. I should wear dresses and tiaras because it’s totally cool too right? I mean men should do what women do to look good right? God some people are retarded

>implying Brando, Elvis, Sinatra, etc etc wasn’t gay as fuck.
Who cares if they were gay or not? Women wanted to jump on their dicks by the literal millions. They were clearly not being seen as women.
> They were by far the gayest generation of famous people.
lol
>I should wear dresses and tiaras because it’s totally cool too right?
If you want to, why not? As for "should", I dont understand this compulsion you have for regulating other peoples' behavior.
>I mean men should do what women do to look good right?
Men should do whatever they think makes them look good, and women who think it looks good will be attracted to them, again Im not sure why you are so obsessed with other mens' hygiene that you feel the need to regulate it.
>God some people are retarded
Yes, you are.

As far as being like a woman, this shit where you are too afraid to use product or wear some piece of clothing or express yourself through your clothing or grooming is the most female thing I've ever fucking seen, so if you want to avoid femininity you can start with not being such a massive bitch about what people wear and how they look. The amount of insecurity you are displaying here is just amazing.

Good fucking lord the people on this site

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Faggot answers only
Nothing will ever beat the buzzcut
>Supreme haircut
>Top tier soldiers do it
> as masculine as it gets

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You’re right that we’re getting into subjective territory when we throw around “should” and “should not”. But a man shouldn’t care about what anyone thinks about them. That is literally the most feminine thing you can do. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. You’re totally right. If you want to be a trap or whatever and wear dresses and makeup then please be my guest. But as for me and mine I’ll do what I can to preserve masculine virtues while you have “all the girls dying to hop on your dick”

That only works if you have a handsome/masculine face which if the face threads that pop up occasionally are anything to judge by most Jow Forumstards do bot

This. Most people look awful with buzzcuts. Like your typical moscow gopnik

>anything besides buzz cut
ngmi

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side part like this dude

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Who is she? Sauce?

you look like a tranny lol

That shitty hair is the least of your problems.

definitely not this faggot shit. fucking mushroom headed twink.

And what is the first?

Jawline a little too angular for this look. He'd be better suited with just a buzz. Also obvious clench lmao

This guy is one shave away from being mistaken for a F2M tranny. The purple shirt and ugly sweater contest attire complete the ensemble.

I like a good old buzz cut every other week.

>can wear hat without worrying it'll mess up my hair
>do it myself without needing a barber
>never worry about cowlicks

just because you put Jow Forums in the OP doesn't make it a Jow Forums thread

pineapple looking fags

Fetal Alcohol Syndrome
Followed by:
Jew Nose, no Adam's Apple, 30%+ bodyfat, and living a lower middle-class existence with your mom in middle america.
Probably more, but pic is limiting

nah the hair balances out his face.

well the fringe haircut is big among younger guys in the UK, its gonna come to the US soon

There is a triangular male hair spectrum
>gay
>gopnik/chav
>cookie cutter
Honestly, the only thing that doesn't fit is having Jesus/metalhead hair

>alphadestiny hair

no.

the mullet is the most powerful hairstyle to have ever existed

He's halfway to jesus hair

literal god tier hair, assuming it doesnt take 2 hours of styling to look like that

> 2 hours of styling

probably does bro, u need to put in effort for your hair

thin/10

I have a femboy face so I'm rolling with 90's Decaprio since I can pull it off well according to strangers/co-workers/family.

I never used hair-gel before this.

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>tfw jewfro hair
>basically this is the kinda hairstyle i have to get, not exactly this but similar
>post picture on fit last night
>half the people say i look like kramer
>half say it looks good

Dont listen to fit. and sides are short right?

if it make your face look good and maybe make your jaw looks stronger keep it
dicaprio hair is woke. Had it back in 2016 when my slick back undercut grew into curtain hair. Now I have a normal captain america side part

/thread

>u need to put in effort for your hair
most npc post in this thread

Most normies don't really put effort in their hair though.

Go to college and you'll see a large amount of people are lazy as fuck and don't lift/LooksMaxx/take care of their appearance

just throw durag on and you're good to go

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the ones who do are turbonormies though

nope, don't style or brush or use any product, it's just like that. Just have to use enough conditioner and not too much shampoo or else it gets dry and frizzy really easy

>gel
Are you 13?

Also putting "gel" on the side and nothing on the top will look ridiculous.

All of these examples have "gel" all over.

I guess

But I know some chads that style their hair for a night out (Actual chads like College football players not whatever ugly brute fuck fit thinks a chad is)

Better to be aware of your hair than be a messy greasy alphadestiny cuck

>tfw try to grow hair like that but becomes an afro
>tfw have to use a water-gel spray mixture to keep curly hair upright

btw this is my hair i posted yesterday and got differing opinions so oh well ill post yet again to see what insults i get this time

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go to the barber and tell them ur trying to grow it out but don't want it to look like shit while you do. Theyll cut it up so it looks better while you grow it out

thats the cut i got, it has to be short on sides longer on top. the barber did keep it too long and i couldnt tell cause he used a ton of gel and water since it was a jewfro but now i know for next time

Yeah that hair won't look like this. When mine is that short it's just a little wavy and gets curlier as it gets longer. You look you have that super curly jew hair like Seth Rogan instead. I've known dudes with hair like that. It doesn't relax as it gets longer, it just turns into a chia pet.

Yours looks fine as it is. Although maybe have the sides a little longer to make your ears less pronounced.

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damn i wish i had that hair

>Although maybe have the sides a little longer to make your ears less pronounced.
this is where the humor about my hair comes in. try to keep sides longer, they frizz out and look like shit. and half the people tell me to keep the sides extremely short, half say to keep them longer to hide my ears

you have a good beard, i think a better haircut will suit you

your ears are fine. keep the sides shorter than the top until your hair is long, if you let the sides grow out now the hair will deflect off of your ears and theyll look even wider

You need to work out your face

double trips declare
big oof