Boomer sip

>tfw first sip of the day
what are you guys sipin on tonight?

>pic related, me and my sip

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fucking Chad

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>horribly balding
>chad
No

see

>iphone
Unironically never gonna make it.

O.o 10/10 Chad
Nohomo

>Cares about phone brands
>gonna make it

Pick 1

Baldness is a sign of masculinity and high testosterone levels.

While less attractive, bald men are consistently seen as more experienced and dominant compared to men with full heads of hair.

Additionally, Europeans - the race with the highest and most severe prevalence of hairloss on the planet - are consistently considered the most attractive race around the world. Coincidence? Nope.

that shit will destroy your teeth op

Also, consider the following: Hairloss is allegedly an unattractive trait to females. Despite this, it has stuck around in our genetic coding for hundreds of thousands of years.

For an allegedly unattractive trait, it sure is bad at being selected against.

Cope harder hairlet

Mirin Jawline

I have a full head of hair, because I am a low Testosterone gay bottom. While I enjoy this trait as a full head of hair is a feminine trait, I would prefer my partners have some level of hairloss.

>spending money on apple products
Never gonna make it

it's probably more like for most of human history most bald dudes knocked up women before they started going horribly bald

are u ok?

sup broski

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Ok that's it I'm never putting on my ray bans again

CHAD

Suh dude!

Feeling thick and solid now after siping and watching yeah buddy Coleman movie from 05

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Tom platz of abs!
Would Big Lenny be proud?

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