This is why I lift

This is why I lift.

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This is why I roid.

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To be emasculated by a woman invading your home and taking complete control over everything down to the fucking decorations? if the bitch controls what is hung on the walls you better believe it doesn't end there.

To hold your cup like a fucking retard?

this looks like something women dream of

Seeing this makes me realize my marriage isn't that bad. Thanks OP

back to /tv/ crossposter

To watch shitty disney movies? (Fuck disney the bastards ruined star wars and are now after the MCU)

Dude burned out in 2 years...

>tfw I will never experience this
Every day is more soul crushing than the other

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Dang, that's epic

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fuck off weeb

Judging by the decor, colour scheme, art choices, and movie selection going on in that living room in OP's pic, it is clear that the woman wears the pants and pretty much dictates everything in that household.

>I hate living in a clean house!!!11

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That's not the sense i which he meant it.

This is why I bench.

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This is why I lift.

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Lartoria user is more based than 99% of Jow Forums

this. needs more wood and less talmudvision

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>"mrs." Has a hyphenated name
>both in their mid 30s with no kids, or even any plans for kids
>meanwhile outside Jose and pedro already have 5 kids each by 25
>whites extinct in 100 years

But hey at least they have a food food dog that is worthless and a step above a stuffed animal

(((White couples))) in a nutshell

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*foo foo

B&R

Tribe mentality, brainlet

>being forced to watch Disney traah
>in a room with floral decor
>love.
>that dog
>all that shitty "trendy" furniture from target
OH NONONONONOOOO this guy is so cucked

OP is a fag. I like the table though.

Based and blackpilled

>hurr me tribe bad. Me watch wife fuck big black man

Only whites would ever be cucked and stupid enough to think tribalism is bad, particularly when whites have achieved the most and created the greatest and most advanced civilization

Sloppy of her to allow two pets on the sofa

>living room looks like that
>garage looks like this

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>Two absurdly gay bikes
>Two cars that could transport your ass just as well as a Civic
>No power rack, barbells, weight plates, or any training equipment besides basic bitch boxing shit that I guarantee you never gets touched

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>Romney-Ryan campaign merch

>not lifting for this

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MOPAR, the top tier choice. I hope there's a Hemi there, and possibly a 440 with a six pack.

>he

*crack*
now THAT"S a garage
*sips*

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That's a cute dog.

Trash. Mopar is garbage. I bet this guys the type of cuck who watches muscle car on Spike TV on Saturday mornings while his wife is "getting groceries"

Y-you too.

my gf says my place needs a "woman's touch". is she going to try and start taking over too?

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It needs some seating in front of the TV. Otherwise it looks fine.

>is she going to try and start taking over too?

Of course she is, it's what they do.

that exposed conduit run relly pisses me off

>watches muscle car on Spike TV on Saturday mornings while his wife is "getting groceries"

You seem to know a lot about this scenario. Seems like you're a cuck yourself.

So you can hold 2 cups at the same time?
Ok whatever bro, just don’t spill one or else you’ll be unbalanced and develop incorrect muscles

Why are you replying to a post that's obviously bait? You guys sicken me.

No, that's just what your mom told your father when she was leaving to go shopping.

Tell her I said hi. She's a nice woman. Who bucks like a bronco on my dick.

Gg scrub. Played yourself

Seating and plants are not "feminine", but things that actually increase the comfort you'll feel in the room. That can't hurt. It's also never too faggy to have legitimate art on the wall, just nothing too kitschy or tryhard. Your girlfriend is basically saying "your place sucks, there's nowhere to sit". If that's some subtle way of getting her in the bedroom, fine, but she's probably picked up on that too.

yes but replace the white male hand with a black one, the cup with a bbc and the TV with a white guy watching

>scrub. Played yourself

Your choice of words betray you. I see now that you are of the ape variety. The Black Ape as some may say.

>incel posting

>Not lifting for the 14 words and to be a FPH legend

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Why are you such a tryhard?

For me it's an 02 subaru outback.

Yep, now that is a machine

I lift because I hate myself.

Gay as fuck

This is my home. If my woman touched a single thing I'd be pissed the fuck off.

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While it is awful to see the cases were women completely take over despite the preferences of their male counterparts, sometimes the guys couldn't care less and are just happy the female cares enough to put and effort into designing the home for them.

kek

>based
>redpilled
Pick 2

Well you literally have no furniture or decorations, so yeah probably
Let her do it, it's something to keep her occupied and feeling involved, you just gotta keep an eye out to make sure she doesn't completely take over

she can sit here

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How do you know she decorated and you don't have shit taste?

>Instant coffee
>With milk

Why are Americans so devoid of culture and class?

BASED AND WHITEPILLED
GODSPEED

>*Cracks open cheap beer*
>*Turns on radio*
>I WANNA ROCK (ROCK!) DUN DUN DUN DUN!
>"Yep, now THIS is living.

>pet pomeranian

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Kys faggot, you aren't supposed to turn in to a chick when you get married watching gay Disney trash. I have my own man cave where I watch Jean Claude van damme movies on my 65 inch 4k TV while my wife watches the Kardashians on the shitty kitchen tv. If you want to spend time with someone get a friend. If you want to impregnate a bitch over and over again and have a clean house get married

You embarrass me. This isn't a home, this is shelter. When she says that it needs a woman's touch, she's saying that your frail concept of masculinity has prevented you from living to your best potential. Learn to decorate, learn to furnish, do your research, and figure out what you like.

Perfect, don’t listen to this faggot

I like simplicity and not having to spend money on things or waste time cleaning them. I have my space to think and contemplate and that makes me happy.

>You embarrass me
can't help but think of Vin Diesel in The Fast and The Furious when he breaks up the fight between Brian and Vince.

I'm sorry a couch is too complex for you, retard.

I'm in your face.

one of the most boomer images ive seen

tfw I won't ever have this because I'm a fucking degenerate

I feel the same way, and the vents too.

from a real rich person, i can guarantee rich people dont buy that shit.

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For me, it's the Oldsmobile 442. The gentleman's muscle car.

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I'm richer than you

While I respect your choice, if your gonna go vintage muscle you gotta go with a stingray corvette

No you aren't

Blackpilled. Impoverished beaners and nogs pop out kids like fucking pez dispensers. On that note, whos that slampig in pic?

thats a small ass tv

>tfw when I will

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how'd you make your money? can you hire me?

This is why I lift.

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BBC lives in your mind rent free

Actually funny cuckpost jej

Not as soul crushing as OPs fantasy. Go ask your dad or some of his buddies with shitty marriages like this.

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