prove me wrong
lol at people who chose software """engineering""" over civil or mechanical
imagine being hunched over and typing code for 12 hours a day so shekel stein can improve his ad revenue
Being a programmer:
>destroys your posture
>destroys your health
>turns you into an NPC
>surrounded by other betas
>Posture
Just sit correctly and don't hunch over all the time.
>Health
Most people go to the gym to improve their health regardless of profession. Point?
>NPC
Retarded meme.
>Surrounded by other betas
A wolf among sheep.
Go test the strength of a rope, OP. That's the only career you have the ability to do. I can tell by your shortsighted mentality you'll never make it.
All the programmers I know work for 2 hours a day then slack off because to their dipshit bosses their job is basically performing magic
>Go test the strength of a rope, OP. That's the only career you have the ability to do. I can tell by your shortsighted mentality you'll never make it.
t. 2.0 GPA CS major
Computer """Science""" majors are nothign more than future wagecucks whose work will be outsourced to pajeets. LMAOing at your life if you're not a nurse, civil engineer or tradesman
The average CS major maybe. The fact remains, if you are a Jow Forums CS major you're guaranteed success. Only a chad would recognize this and take advantage of it. Clearly, you are not.
>"work" from home
>2 to 3 hours of work max per day
>go to gym on my 2 hour lunch break
>spend rest of the day smoking weed and playing Vidya
Almost paid to be a neet lol, it's kind of lonely but I take uni classes at night so that helps a bit
lol being a CS major is like being a cum dumpster
You'll be getting dick and attention early on (high pay) but there's not much room for growth. Also, as you get older (in your 30's) you'll be replaced by a chink who is more driven than you and willing to work for less than you. Ageism is a thing in software development. Enjoy your """career""" in C"""S""" while it lasts, slut
kek imagine being this upset about another man's profession. also, a CS degree gets you almost any job that is even slightly related to computers. imagine thinking CS is just programming
>imagine thinking CS is just programming
I know it isn't. But why bother with CS then, just get a degree in math or physics
CS is unironically for brainlets
Post pic. I know you won't, LARP
alright man, enjoy your harder degree. I think I'll get one that is slightly less challenging and make roughly the same money, thanks for the suggestion.
once again, imagine feeling any strong opinions about another man's profession
>2018+1
>not doing agronomic engineering
Its almost like you guys don't want to make it.
>not becoming a male nurse; easy courses, easy employment, easy money, on top of being surrended by tons of fresh and available pussy
Stay eternally seething, codemonkeys.
actually pretty based
almost as based as a civil engie chad
>2018+1
>Not having a sugar momma buy you everything you could desire.
>2018+1
>still alive
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You are right and I fucking hate it. I hope I can become a freelancer of some kind and don't have to work an office job.
The biggest guy I know is a programmer.
Please explain how this isn't the most based job:
>work from home whenever
>work from office whenever
>hit the gym whenever
>hit the free post-work drinks on fris with all the hotties in hr\accounts
>not time tracked, just get your tasks done, be on for standup and answer shit on slack\teams
>free protein smoothies, fruit, milk, muesli, oats and coffee
>company credit card for any hardware\software I want, or for uber \ taxi
>work on personal projects \ play games \ jerk off at home if I want
>80k
I literally can't imagine having to do any other job full time, it'd be so fucking lame. The only better deal would be being a billionaire IMO.
sounds sad and shitty except for the 80k part
Such is the life of wagecucks.
>Just got a fulltime programming job working from home
Into my third month of my civil career. I'm in the field working out of a job trailer, best part is being friends with the cheeky Mexican foremans. I love these guys.
I think you're 100% right but I actually like coding, plus it pays well.
>cs for brainlets
go to school and become a doctor then you brainlet, what are you fucking stoopid?
CS major is best bang for your buck degree with high pivot ability, work for someone, remotely, work on own projects and branch to new companies
one of the most versatile fields and degrees for 3-4 years or a 3 month bootcamp and a few years of working through a company
>civil engineering
>literally designing shitter systems and measuring waste output
Real alpha job there, kiddo.
Let me guess you’re in college and some computer dude fucked your gf and now you’re making threads like people irl give a shit about what major someone took
I don't know how a manlet pajeet could fuck my gf
If you like it then that's absolutely fine. I just despise those people who do it because "muh money" when they literally could have just become an electrician or millwright and earn more money without having to move to high cost of living areas like SF
what kind of electricians are you meeting that earn more than software engineers lmao. the lowest paying software jobs I've found are 65k around me, which is the average electrician salary around me on glassdoor. meanwhile average software developer salary is nearly 85k
Canada has a severe lack of tradesmen while CS is quite over saturated already
>canada
best devs go to US
yo dumbfuck that's called informatics engineering, we do know all the math and physics that can actually be applied to the real world + software engineering.
Specializing in Machine Learning here.
>daily reminder that if you can graduate without knowing SVD, Multivariate probability distributions, Complex analysis, PDEs @math and up to relativity and Dirac quantum @physics it's not actual engineering.
>wiping asses for a living
go ahead
i'm a programmer but i have equity in the company and am launching my own line of products. if my shit pays off i'll be a millionaire in 5 years.
Anyone here work at Google or another Big 4 here?
Currently in Host Matching for Google, would be good to hear about lifting culture there
im a software architect for SAP
dont think im doing too badly compared to the average fitizen
Mech eng is the way to go fellas