Jow Forums memes you fell for

What's the deal with onions?
I've heard both they raise your test and lower it from different people on here

>regular ass dude
they're not worth it.
god I wish I were gay.
t. regular ass dude

me too bruh
Never even tried to ask a girl out and I am 20. It just feels so fake. Not saying that I am superior to everyone else it's just women are so much more different that I dont know if I should even try

yeah i know im pretty based

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onions are like onions

do they affect your test tho
I eat more onions than wario I need to know this

Get tasteful tattoos, get involved with your local music scene, and acquire a taste for obscure skramz bands.

>mfw when i don't think I've ever fucked a "normal" girl

Are you talking about onions or onions now?

>Tipping the receptionist for 1 second of work
That meme has to come from a receptionist.

Words of wisdom. Listen to this user.

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>tasteful tattoos

those don't exist, all tattoos look like shit

Whoopsies, that sounds like a personal opinion on a subjective topic!

The only people who don't like tattoos are poorfags.

Deadlifts are not a meme but really heavy ones are

>The only people who don't like tattoos are poorfags.
>t. McDonalds worker who spent hald his last paycheck on some shitty tribal tattoo

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Onions raises your test but onions lowers it

Based, redpilled and high test

>Tasteful tattoos

It’s the opposite.

In my experience crazy chicks are all over me. I tend to dress and act pretty straight-edge (aside from parties) so maybe they like the contrast.

>all poor people have tattoos
>few rich people have tattoos

really activates the almonds

define "tasteful" tattoos, only ones I could see being tasteful are military tattoos

wait that was a meme?

I make 50k a year working from home. It may not seem like a lot to you, but I work from my house. AND I live in SoCal, the best place to be alive.

I can see the Pacific Ocean from my house. Some of you Midwestern and Southern flyover bumpkins will NEVER see the beautiful ocean and the West Coast in person, and that’s OK. I don’t think any less of you. I’m better than you, but I have no disdain for you.

I’m better and my opinions, values and life’s worth of experiences are objectively better than anything you could have ever learned on your farm while you were racing frogs.

Current trends fall under american traditional, blackwork, neotraditional, japanese traditional, and based anime tattoos.

Portraits, tribal, minimalist, and girly tattoos are trash

>white onions
Never gonna make it

what do I have to do brahs

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>current trends
Just stop

Eat onions, stay away from onions.
How hard can it be to understand this simple logic?

red onions

He thinks its a meme

living on a farm sounds based tho. Grow your own gains.

Stop being so beta mad and accept the fact that your average thot is obsessed with "bad boys" and their tattoos.

šôÿ is okay to drink

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Cope

>destroy body for thots
>calls others beta

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cope

>don't do curls
>do a strength routine faggot

I have a huge chest, delts, and triceps but my biceps literally look like an untrained woman's. FUCK YOU Jow Forums pullups were NOT enough and i still can't bring myself to do curls because of meme ptsd

she's cute OP

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Whoopsies!

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does she have a name?

>tastes like shit
>makes you smell like shit
>gives you acid reflux
Just listen to your fucking body you maniacs. But yeah, one namefag got tested and his test levels spiked, but that could mean a lot of things. Last I heard of him he was testing out a bunch of other supplements like tongkat ali and cocoa powder on top of onions.

What do you do?

>the good the bad and the foreskins

Based. I also live in Cali and my line of work will eventually let me work from home too.

Onions taste amazing though. I can't chop and onion without eating at least 1/4 of it whilst chopping.

>strength thru Oi!

be still my heart

do drugs, be a skelly, have a nice face, skateboard

Hey, that's my line

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>SS+GOMAD
>deadlifts are bad for you
>cold showers
>keto

lol have fun trying to own a gun

It did fuck my shit up for good though

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>not taking your showers scottish
YIKES
also ess ess plus go-mad works

Would marry, but she's fucked in the head, for sure.

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WHO

Greeks also believed in miasma and other unscientific stuff.

>fucked in the head
what gave it away?

I live in northern scandinavia. cold showers are a no go. it's almost at 0 C.

She doesn't have a straight line to follow, just jumps from one meme to another. It's just a phase for teenagers and she probably could be saved, but I'm afraid she's way into her 20s and still memeing around

In a few months she'll start wearing glasses and call herself a nerd.

lol

desu putting it on the middle line between hot/cold is probly cold enough for you then
also you only need to be under it for like, 10 seconds
after my hot shower i just swap it to cold, brace myself and put the shower directly over my hair, t hen count out 10 mississippis while panting heavily.
added bonus of making the room temperature towel feel like it's right out of the fuckign dryer when you shvoe your face into it

W H O

I have no idea

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@strengththruoi on instagram but it got deleted. She started listening to oi! and became a skinhead

??

those are yellow retard

Imagine basing your life around what music you listen to.
why are girls always so fucking basic?

>not being passionate about music
lol how many pits have u been in

Why the fuck did she have to become an ugly skinhead

Also

>keto
>natty lifting

He's right, basing your life around a genre of music is retarded as fuck.

>t. literally in a death metal band

I want to stomp on pakis and spurs fans with her

I bet she hopped on some other trashy subculture by now

>50k
>live in SoCal
>no real job

So you're poor. At least looking at the ocean is free lol.

I have never been in a pit. I bet you're one of those skinhead loser fags with army boots.

>Coldworld shirt
>tfw no trve kvlt gf

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Go to a pertubator show?

Based Genova's witness

>raw onions

how the fuck do you actually fall for this, are you legitimately stupid?

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based caremalized onions msater race
i started having them almost every night for dinner and i cant fucking stop

IT'S LITERALLY JUST AN ONION

WHY DID ANYONE THINK A FUCKING RAT TEST WOULD HAVE THE SAME RESPONSE IN HUMANS

yea but i fucking love them tho
i cant stop eating them because theyre so fucking good
tbsp of olive oil, chop an onion up and throw it in there
fuck bros its literally the best tasting snacc

FUCK

already prepared 3 creepy messages to dm her with

I finally find out who this bitch is and you guys tell me there's no more photos. Get the fuck out of here and find some. Lazy fucks.

From what I heard she's into k-pop now

Do you really cook your onions? they lose all flavour

>skinhead anthems vinyl
>black sun necklace
Tfw no 1488 larping gf

Dude are you not tipping the receptionist? Dude if you don't tip her she's not gonna log your hours at the gym and they're not gonna pay you any gains.